A/N hahaha, Danielle gets the props for this songfic. She kept telling me to listen to this song, and she said that it kinda reminded her of Emmett and Rose, and that it would make a great songfic. So, Danielle, this is for you! Lol. This whole thing is in Emmett's POV. I hope you like it!
Oh, bold are lyrics, normal is Emmett's thoughts and him and Rosalie talking.
Disclaimer: this is for the whole story, because I really don't want to say this every time. I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT FOR THE PLOT AND THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY! And, occasionally, if I put in a song that I wrote…
It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get that together come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
"Emmett! How could you do that?" Rose screamed. She cocked her head to the side, and said, "I'm angry."
I probably shouldn't have just blamed Rose for me demolishing Esme's prized living room…I just can't believe that Rose went along with it! Why would she do that? Aw shit, this gives her another reason to beat the hell out of me.
"Get that together, come back and see me," Rose said, walking away. Oh, I am in such deep shit…
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous,
you'll have to sign a waiver
Man, I'm suddenly craving sushi…wait! I don't eat food! Whats wrong with me? Ahhhhhhh!!!
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
Rose kept trying to play "tough guy" and be all mad at me, which was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen! Everyone knows that she can't keep her hands off of me! And I don't really mind…actually, I don't mind at all...oh crap, she's coming, don't smile, don't smile…I feel really bad, she's really making an effort at this, and all I'm doing is laughing at her.
Oops, why did I just take off my shirt? Old habits die hard, I guess…
It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air
and said "You're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault
not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry
"You're crazy!" Rose yelled, throwing her arms up in the air.
I remember the last time you tackled, me…and then Alice came barging in when we were about to…uh…
"Emmett, I can't stay mad at you. Come here," she said, and that was all the invitation I needed to wrap her in my arms and take her up to our room.
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
God, its like she's gotten better at this within that one week…ohh, X-Files is on! I wonder if she would be mad if I asked her if I could watch that instead of doing it with her…
Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Gonna get a set a' better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
Dude, I should get Edward and Jasper to do a Samurai movie with me! That would be so cool! I would be the lead, Jasper would record, Edward would be my arch nemisis…
Rose kind of reminds me of Sailor Moon…blonde, big chest, though Sailor has not such a crabby personality.
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt
Where the hell is my shirt?
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides
and said "I'm sorry"
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame,
but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
Rose's arms plopped down to her sides, and she said, "I'm sorry."
I laughed, and said, "you just did exactly what I thought you were gonna do."
She just smiled.
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
At the same time, we both roared, "I'M SORRY!" before dashing into our room.
A/N lol. So, do you like it? If you do, tell me, because if you do, I will officially make this a series. Not all funny, but a mix, of like sad, happy, and anything else you want. So if you like it, review please! You know that you can't resist the urge to press the purple button. PRESS IT! Lol.
P.s. I know that you're probably thinking that this is really, REALLY stupid, but hey, I'm in a good mood and I wanted to write another fanfic! And because Danielle kept bugging me to look at the song…
REVIEW!!!
