A/N: Based on a dream I had! Meant to be silly. XD Hope you like it!

Chara felt themself being flung through various dimensions. They didn't know where they were going or how to stop. One second they were in a genocide timeline, about to destroy the world, and now they were flying across space, going who knows where.

Chara was very annoyed about being dragged around everywhere like the forces of the universe were playing beach volleyball with them. They just wanted to live in a peaceful timeline with their best friend and unlimited amounts of chocolate.

Unfortunately, that wasn't quite what they got. They instead landed on the ground… in some place that… was oddly vaguely familiar to them. It almost looked like one of those silly animes they'd heard of…

This place was definitely a village of some kind. There were people roaming around, doing all the regular village things. Chara would know, they'd grown up in a village themself. They rubbed their aching head. The jerkish portal had ever so politely dumped them roughly on the ground. Chara hugged themself and stood up, once again observing their surroundings. They stood out like a sore thumb compared to the other kids. They were all wearing stinking rags while Chara was wearing a green shirt with a pale yellow stripe. Their boots and pants were brown.

Chara wondered why this weird village with people wearing stinking rags was surrounded by a wall. They thought about something related to American politics which I won't mention for the sensitive readers' sake.

Chara kept walking with their head down and arms folded. They did it to stir off anyone who wanted to talk to them because Chara hated humanity… and socialising. In the distance they eyed some kids who definitely weren't important at all. Because they're definitely not main characters, Chara ignored them and kept angstily walking around. There had to be a SAVE point here somewhere. Chara wanted to get out of this dump as soon as they could.

Chara searched high and low, and was even tempted to look underneath a woman's dress. Yet, despite their angsty attitude Chara had decency, and wasn't pervy enough to do such a thing. Come on guys, we're not going that way.

Chara wondered why they kept almost running into the unimportant kids. They even made awkward eye contact with the small group, which infuriated them probably a little too much.

Finally one of those kids actually walked up to the angsty bean and asked, "I've never seen you before… who are you?"

"It does not matter," Chara replied angrily. "I will be leaving soon anyway."

"You're gonna go outside the walls?" the kid asked.

"No, fool, I am going to a different universe." Chara responded.

"What…?" the kid asked. "Whoa, are you an alien or something?"

"No you insolent little baby human," Chara growled. "This is why I am leaving. You are currently the bane of my existence."

"Hey." the girl said, glaring at Chara. Chara rolled their eyes. They had seen much scarier things.

"Whatever, you fools won't be important to anything anyway," they said. "Farewell." They stormed off, holding up their head.

"Wow, what a jerk…" Eren mumbled, now having a name because plot convenience.

"Yeah, hope we don't see… him… her… again…" Mikasa agreed. "Were they a boy or a girl?"

"They could identify as a hamster…" Armin commented quietly.

"Or a bag of poop." Eren replied, chuckling.

While the kids were assuming Chara's gender, the child themself was still looking for a SAVE point. They soon realised this world didn't have one.

"Curses," Chara growled under their breath. "How am I supposed to leave now? There are no codes for me to access… it's like I'm not in a video ga-"

Suddenly, a magical genie appeared because ex machina.

"You ain't never had a friend like me." it sung in a voice very similar to Rebecca Black's.

"Oh please, if you are going to sing I will drown myself in that pond." Chara grumbled, covering their ears.

"Well, I'm not that genie anyway," the genie shrugged. "I sound too much like Rebecca Black. No, I'm here to help you out, Chara."

"You can get me out of this filthy universe?" Chara asked, for once not sounding like the king/queen of angst.

"I can indeed," the genie nooded. "But terms and conditions apply."

"What are you, an insurance company?" Chara asked, folding their arms.

"No, what I mean is there's a catch," the genie corrected itself.

"Why didn't you just say that in the first place?" Chara face-palmed.

"Because dialogue is great," the genie replied, winking.

"No it is not," Chara snapped. "Tell me your ridiculous catch so this stupid chapter can end already."

"Fine, fine," the genie waved its hands. "So, in this universe these people are living behind these walls because of these giant things called Titans. The Titans basically want to eat every human in existence."

The genie showed Chara a few pictures of the Titans.

"Good for them," Chara responded, folding their arms. "I say let the Titans continue their mass genocide."

"Dude." the genie frowned.

"What?" Chara asked, pouting. "I cannot stand humans!"

"Well, then you ain't gonna like this catch," the genie replied, glaring evilly down at Chara. "In order to return back to your universe, you have to kill every single Titan, all by yourself. No human is allowed to be eaten by a Titan. If one does get eaten by a Titan, you are allowed to reset. But be careful. You only have twenty resets. If you run out of resets…" the genie's face darkened. "Then you'll be stuck here forever."

"W-what?!" Chara spat. "That is completely unfair! There is no way I can kill who knows how many of those Titans all by myself, even with 100 resets!"

"Well, you'll get weapons and stuff…" the genie shrugged. "And besides, you have a bunch of sick knife moves, right?"

"That does not help in the slightest!" Chara snapped. "My 'sick knife moves' will not be effective against those disturbing giants!"

"Hmm, you're one stubborn little prick…" the genie sighed. "How about… 21 resets instead of 20?"

Chara threw a chocolate wrapper at the genie.

"Fine, fine," the genie sighed. "You can get help from… three other people. But only three. And you have to kill the most Titans out of them all."

"Even with more people, it is still impossible," Chara growled. "Especially since I know next to nothing about these 'Titans', aside from the fact that so far they are more appealing than you."

"Come on, you're Chara, the infamous Fallen Angel!" the genie replied, scowling. "If anyone can take on this challenge, it's Undyne. I mean you, whoops, totally my mistake."

Chara glowered.

"Three helpers," the genie repeated. "21 resets. Not a single human death caused by a Titan. All Titans dead. If you tick all those boxes, then you can go back to your world. If not, you'll never see home again."

Chara gritted their teeth. "At least 40 resets."

"Uhh, how about 25?"

"40!"

"Okay, how about 30?"

"FORTY!"

"Fine, 35?"

"I SAID FORTY!"

"21 it is!" the genie cheered. Suddenly, the ground rumbled. Chara yelped, trying to keep their balance.

"Oh look, your first Titans are coming!" the genie clapped its hands. "Good luck, Chara!" It disappeared. Chara looked up at the wall, only to see a giant, red face appear. They shivered.

"This will not end well for me…" they mumbled.