A rap battle based upon Digges Ding Comedy's Halloween Rap Battle: Blade vs Dracula vs Edward.
Bunnicula:
The literary triumph is here
The "indestructible" Bunnicula!
You're uglier and weaker than your flower bearing tarantula
I'm the cuter vampire,
Go on and ask Mina
You're less frightening than Pinkie's alter-ego, Pinkamena
What's your Cutie Mark Telling You?
That you can't resist your juicelust?
I'm rising on Cartoon Network, while "Bats!" is still a bust
Seven books beloved,
My show's only begun to start
You're neither pony nor vampire, you rejected thestral upstart
Busting ghosts like a boss
I'll take Stay Puft, and eat him!
While you suck apples and pose for Deviant Artists, that's grim!
You are to me as daylight!
EEK! I can't bear you!
You're like Princess Big Mac in that they shouldn't have made you
And what do you have in common?
A flawed Luna episode
I'm a star of a series, you're restricted to cameos
I'll abuse you so hard
I'll put Angel to shame
My fangs to your snout will feel like two eternal flames
Flutterbat:
You look like Angel drank mutagen,
Eyes big and bloodshot
You're on the same channel as the Titans, your show will go to pot.
Leather wings and scraggly mane,
Yeah, I've got style.
You're gibberish Minion speech is just grating and vile!
You vegetarian mosquito,
To me you're just a deer tick.
I have an Alicorn of Friendship, I don't silver or a crucifix.
Frugivore against herbivore
I'll lock you back in your cellar
And when were your little books ever a best seller?
You look like Disney's Oswald
Except a lot more pale
I'll drag you out into the Sun, so Celestia can shout 'FAIL!'
I exhale sweet fruity breath
Your breath smells like death!
I wonder if Discord knows how to undo undeath?
You like carrots, punk?
Well here's an update
Instead of biting and sucking, you Could've Had a V8!
I'll freeze you with The Stare!
You think you're cute and sly, huh?
How could you win this battle when you can't even play a harmonica!
Suddenly, there was a loud howl. Bunnicula and Flutterbat turned to see something running towards them. The figure slid to halt, and the moonlight revealed the figure to be Applejack. However, the farmpony got closer and lifted the brim of her hat, revealing her glowing green eyes. The earth pony was now half pony and half timberwolf.
Timberjack:
Ah'm sorry sugarcubes, but clearly Ah'm the highlight.
Ah'm a creature that would probably flabbergast even Twilight.
Just look at my legs, Ah got paws and claws!
Sorry Flutterbat, but this apple orchard ain't yours!
(Timberjack ran at Flutterbat, spun around, an bucked Flutterbat into the distance with her hind legs)
And Ah think your books all suck, BuckYouNicula.
But Ah'm still the Element of Honesty, so Ah'll admit your show is cooler
At least you don't sparkle, and you do love your owner Mina
And Toon!Chester doesn't want you dead, his book persona's meaner . . .
WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
