What To Do If You Were Trapped In A Small Dark Room For A Long Time And Had Nothing To Eat But A Packet Of Sour Skittles

A/N: Hey! Umm…. I guess you got into this story by the name huh? And yes this is a humor fic. Good reviews are much appreciated but anyone who posts a bad review shall perish! (I know where you live!) Ok…. Not really… but yeah. lol Oh, and just so you know, I'm using the Saiyuki gangs' old names. (Sanzo Konzen, Hakkai Tempou, and Gojyo Kenren)

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters that I do not own. Which are a lot….

So, our story starts off in the setting of a small dark room………………………..

"SKITTLES!" Kagome screamed as she saw Shippou pull a packet of sour skittles out of his pocket.

"SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTLESSSSS!" Everyone else screamed.

"NOOOO! STAY BACK! Their MINE! ALL MINE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!" Shippou, foaming at the mouth, hollered at the top of his lungs.

Ok. Back up! Here's how they all got into this small daaaaaark room…

"Whaddoya mean, there's no more rooms available! I'm Not riding this storm out outside!" Inuyasha exclaimed. He and the rest of the gang (including Sesshy-san and Rin and yes. Jacken) were all together. There was also the Ranma gang and the Saiyuki gang hanging around also looking for a place to stay during the harsh and never-ending-until-eight-days-pass hurricane.

"Oh, C'mon Inuyasha!" Kagome said and the gang followed.

"Hey." A dark mysterious voice said in a short whisper.

"Huh?" They all looked over to a short stubby man in trousers.

"Come over here. I got sumthin' for ya." All the gangs came over.

"So, I hear ya'll are in a bit of a tight squeeze, eh?" They all nodded and he smirked. "Well, what if I told ya'll that I had somewhere to stay?" They moved in closer. "I see ya'll are interested. Well, then follow me!"

They all walked over to what look like a broken old shack. About 8 feet by 10 feet. (very small for all of them to fit into)

"Well, here you go!" They all scrambled in together. He then closed the door and held up a lock. "Now, I'm gonna lock ya'll up in here for safe keeping and I'll come and get you when the storm is over!" He locked them in and strode off.

"Oh well this is great……" Shippou complained as he was squished into a corner by other people, Akanes' ass in his face.

"SHIPPOU! You PERVERT! How DARE YOU feel up a young maiden as fine as this!" Miroku shouted.

"Oh, you're one to talk!" Sango yelled at him.

"Do not worry, dear Sango. You may still bear my-" SMACK! "Wo, is me…" Miroku, with a throbbing check, complained. Akane blushed. An eerie silence fell over the small shack.

"Ok, so what do we do?" Shippou broke through the silence.

"Umm…. I have no idea but I'm hungry!" Goku exclaimed.

"Oh, I have some….." Shippou tried to tell Goku that he had a packet of sour skittles in his pocket but was cut off by Konzen.

"Baka-saru! Shut up already. All I ever hear from you is 'I'm hungry!' Can't you think of anything other than food for once in your life!" He had been greatly annoyed by the innocent little monkey.

"Now, now, Konzen. Calm down and try to get along, please?" Tempou tried to calm them down. "Oh dear me. I can see this is going to be a long hurricane…"

The wind started to rattle outside the tiny shack. The rain pounded on the roof.

"The hurricane…." Akane breathed lightly.

They all settled down and tried to sleep.

The Next Day (Day 2)

"Can't………………… Breath………………" Inuyasha gasped.

"Oh MY GOD!" Kagome screamed. "WAKE UP, WAKE UP!"

They all woke up.

"Shut up. He's claustrophobic. That's all." Seshoumaru said.

Everyone, in shock, turned around.

"Inuyasha….. You're……… claustrophobic?" Kagome's mouth had dropped to the ground.

"I….. Uhhhhh…. Well… ummm….. You see….. Ehehhehheh?"

"Wow…. I feel you're pain. Sniff!" Shippou snuggled up against Inuyasha.

"Awwww! How sweet! I know. How 'bout we all sit around in a circle and tell each other our deepest darkest secrets!" Kagome said sweetly. Everyone immediately looked around at her as if she were insane and then the most unexpected thing happened.

"Ok! I admit it. One time, I was eating ramen and I got constipated and I had to call my mommy!" Konzen (A/N: Yes, Sanzo, everyone. I told you it was unexpected!) sobbed.

All the girls then came over and hugged him. "It's OK" They cooed.

Now they all were thinking that everyone around them had gone insane. Then they all sat down in a circle and went around and admitted their deepest and darkest secrets.

A/N: Yes, sorry. Very short chapter, I know. But don't worry! The next chapter will be longer, a lot longer, I promise. Anyways PLEASE REVIEW! And if you could give me ideas for the next chapter, I'll try to add ya in with them if you'd like! Ok, well, please don't be TOO mean…. please?