A/N: So this was just something i came up with when literally just writing stuff now, and some of it wasn't even grammatically correct, i just felt like writing verbal diarrhea, and i thought 'oh hey maybe i should putt this as a fanfiction' and the other voice in my head (i have two of them you see, sometimes more!) said ' why the hell not. so here it is
Disclaimer i do not own One Piece! But if i did Ace would be alive! Or if i had to kill him off, i'd do it in a way that pissed me off less, or i'd least have the man show up for more than two chapters (im not including the fight with blackbeard and the war, i mean actual like character development scenes and what not.) like come on Oda, would'da help a brother out, I mean like his the main characters brotha! At least give more heart warming moments that don't involve him like dying and flashbacks and stuff... anydoodle off topic again...
ENJOY! XD
"NAMI-SWWAAAAAN! I HAVE YOUR TEA!" Sanji danced across the deck with hearts in his eyes, with a tray and tea in his hand. Nami thanked him, gradually taking the teacup from him and continued to read the newspapper.
Zoro grunted, having his sleep being disturbed from the ero-cooks constant yapping, "Would'da mind keeping it down, stupid cook..."
A blood vessel became visible on said cooks forehead, as he went straight for the kill, one leg slamming down towards Zoro's face, but fortunately for the swordsman, he was able to block it with his sword still in its sheath.
"YOU WANNA GO BRO!?" Zoro bellowed.
"DAMN STRAIGHT! COME AT ME BRO!" Sanji retorted.
"THEN LETS TAKE THIS OUTSIDE BRO!"
"WE'RE ALREADY OUTSIDE DUMB ASS! WHICH YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU WEREN'T SO DIRECTIONALLY CHALLENGED!"
"THATS NOT EVEN A REAL THING!"
"YOU MAKE IT A REAL THING!"
"SO WHAT? DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRA!"
"YEAH OF COU- wait what...?"
"Exactly that's what I thought." Zoro had gone back to sleep and declaring the fight over before Sanji could even process what he had said and make a comeback.
A/N: See i know its short, but that what makes it fun! Well, for me at least cuz its easier to update a story... So i already have other ideas on the go, im just to tired to write them at this very moment, so be patience peeps! can i call you peeps, i feel like we have this deep special bond already to call each other 'peeps' XD
