Smoque
Well, this is currently one of my favorite stories that I've been writing. I thought I might share it with you. Does anyone know about the manga +Anima? Well, this is a crossover between Naruto, and a mash-up of +Anima.
Chapter one: Bounty
I wrinkled my nose as I waited for Ringo to get the money for my bounty.
"Damn it smells bad in here," I told him as he returned.
"You get used to it," He replied with a chuckle. "Nobody would think to look in a men's urinal for a bounty facility."
"But you'd get a lot more female bounties if it were somewhere else," I reminded him, smirking.
"Ah, true that. But I get business nonetheless. I have a few reliable sources throughout the countries." He handed me the case.
My smirk disappeared as two men walked in, and I straightened.
"My, my," Ringo praised, "Two guardsmen in the same day!"
I cocked my head slightly. "He's still alive."
"Fuck no, he's not!" One of the men retorted sharply.
"I can hear his heart," I sighed, "Unless one of you has a separately beating heart…?"
"Yeah, what of it? Came a gruff voice from the other man.
"Oi, Kakuzu-san, don't you and Hidan-san scare away the best bounty hunter in the rain, she's one of my main sources of bodies here!" He told the man, presumably 'Kakuzu.'
"Aw, don't worry bout it, Ringo! Like those two clowns could really scare me. Just because they're Akatsuki, does not mean that they could beat me, really." I teased.
"Wanna take a bet, Bitch?!" The shorter, silver-haired man, 'Hidan,' challenged.
"Judging by the look you're currently receiving from the other guy, I don't think he particularly likes the idea." I smirked.
"I don't give a fuck what he thinks, I'm gonna take you out, Bitch!" He pulled a big silver and red three-bladed scythe off his back. His counterpart, on the other hand, looked bored, as if this happened all the time. Probably did.
"You should really watch your language, asshole." I smirked.
"That's fucking it!!! I'm gonna tear this fucking Bitch apart!!!" He yelled and charged at me, full speed.
I grabbed the case of money quickly, jumped, and pushed up off of the tip of the approaching scythe, my weight and force pushing the handle to the ground. I made a hand sign with my free hand, and disappeared into a puff of red sweet-smelling smoke.
My voice rang out throughout the small room. "I'll be back in two days, Ringooo…" It carried off.
He chuckled and replied in to the space, "I look forward to seeing you then, Smoque!"
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Well, very short chapter, but it's just the intro!!! Wait for the next chapter!!!! R&R, please.
