Note at end
"Well, sir, I like STANLEY." Tony's newest invention stated.
"STANLEY?" Tony repeated.
"Yes, sir?" "STANLEY" queried.
"No, I mean,,, what's that mean?" He asked.
"Superior To Any Nosy Losers, Especially You, sir."
Tony's eyes narrow. He would need to reprogram him later.
"I am not naming you that!" He yells. "You shouldn't even have a name! You're just a rather... very intelligent... system thing."
There was a pause.
"Well, sir, I do like the sound of that."
"Sound of what?"
"JARVIS."
"JA-what?"
"Perhaps you need you ears checked, sir. Would you like me to make an appointment for you?"
Tony's face went from red to the colour of a beetroot.
"Wh- of course not! But what do you mean about JARVIS? What's that mean, Jerk And Rarely Visits Icelandic Stepmothers?"
He applauded himself. Creating an acronym in a few seconds? Genius.
"Of course not, sir. Although, it has been a while since I've visited Iceland."
And his feelings of glory are shattered. JARVIS, one, Tony, zero.
"Then what?"
"Just A Rather Very Intelligent System, sir. You yourself had the idea."
"When? Play back when I said to name you JARVIS."
"Of course, sir."
A voice rings out of the walls that Tony easily recognises as his own. He sounded pretty mad.
"You shouldn't even have a name! You're just a rather... very intelligent... system thing.
"just a rather... very intelligent... system-"
The playback ended. Tony thought about it for a minute, before coming to a conclusion.
"Okay, JARVIS?" He said.
"Yes, sir?" He said smugly.
"You will delete that recording, make it so it never happened. And then, you'll go find Pepper, and tell her I have an awesome invention to show her. Now go!"
"Of course, sir." JARVIS said.
Damn, Tony thought. How can a... whatever it is... be sarcastic? I didn't program that! Aww well. Time for another brilliant brainwave.
And with that, Tony headed to the fridge.
Well, that was my second fanfic and my first Iron Man one. It was my first attempt at anything humourous, and I would love to know what you thought.
Also, if you'd prefer something a bit sadder and a bit more Loki, check out my other fic, I No Longer Yearn. I don't think it sucks that much.
Here's a question for you to think about:
Why isn't there a word for light blue, or light green, or purple, or whatever. I mean, we have pink for red and grey for black, so why not for all of the others. If by adding white to a colour we get a new colour, why don't we have one for the other colours.
Feel free to review me with your thoughts on colours.
