A/n I know a lot of you enjoyed this story, but I am completely rewriting it. I recently looked over it and I found that it sucked to me. Horrible grammar flowing mistakes, so I am starting over and hey you'll get longer chapters out of it. Also Naruto is currently twelve, Tenten is currently twelve as well. This story will use my version of the academy system. Its on my profile if you don't know what that is.
Chapter Hajime.
Naruto was limping home with a bunch of instant ramen after he was mugged once again by some random villagers who all seemed to hate him. Thankfully a kunoichi wearing a trench coat intervened before they could cause too much damage. The memory made his leg hurt even though it had somehow all ready healed. With a heavy sigh he took out his key for his tiny apartment and unlocked and opened the door. After closing the door he walked over to what functioned as his kitchen and set the stuff down then stopped abruptly. Instincts honed from a thousand years of human evolution warned him that someone else was in the room with him. He gulped noisily and slowly turned to look at his bed and saw the kunoichi wearing a trench coat from before. Naruto didn't notice before but now that he saw her from the front realized that other than a trench coat she wore a miniskirt and fish netting. And she had quite a bit in the chest department. So he found it hard to focus on her face. Also she had purple eyes and hair.
"H-hello you're the kunoichi from earlier right, thanks for saving me." He asked her nervously.
"Don't mention it gaki," the kunoichi replied with a wave of her hand.
"Oi, who are you calling a gaki stripper," naruto replied heatedly.
"Striper huh? Listen here gaki I just saved ya from being beaten to a pulp so you'd better be nicer to me got it," she replied with a cold glare. It was then naruto realized that she was very familiar.
"Hey I remember you a few years ago you used to watch me all the time why were you doing that anyway."
This seemed to surprise her because she then said, "You saw me huh. Well I was assigned to watching over you and making sure you didn't get hurt but then they took me off of that job so yeah. Anyway I decided that im gonna take you in and outta this dump until you get a better place of your own gaki."
Naruto was a little upset about being called a gaki but when she said that she would take him in he completely forgot about it and tears started forming in his eyes.
"Aww don't cry gaki I know how you've been treated and I decided I would take you in, I'll even train you a little and get you some decent clothes."
"Oi whats wrong with my clothes as they are huh," naruto asked indignantly.
"Well seeing as your going to be in the ninja academy I thought you would have known that you have to be stealthy and orange isn't stealthy ya know." Anko said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Oh yeah well I once took off all the buttons and badges from the konoha police departments uniforms so they had to do their police stuff in their civilian clothes and they never even thought it was me so there." He finished while crossing his arms and sticking his tongue out. The woman in the trench coat was openly gaping at him while wondering just how he'd managed to do that. It really had been funny watching the police doing their duties in their day clothes. "By the way who are you anyway? Cause I should probably know your name if im gonna be living with you." This snapped the woman out of her thoughts and brought a scary grin to her face.
"You don't know, well my name is," here she struck a pose and held out a piece sign, "THE SUPER SEXY PRINCESS OF TORTURE MITARASHI ANKO." Naruto just stared at her like she was crazy which she is.
"Okay nice to meet you Anko umm uh yeah. So when do I move in." he asked sounding scared like she would recall her offer.
"Hmmm how's about now grab your important stuff and we'll head out," naruto excitedly grabbed the ramen he'd set on the counter and a few clothes and said lets go.
Anko raised an eyebrow at how little he had but didn't make a comment on it and just started walking out and towards her apartment. Naruto was following behind her barely containing himself he was so excited that someone was taking him out of that hell hole of an apartment. When they reached her apartment and Anko let naruto in and he set out to explore. 'Hmm his life must have been really bad all he's got is some ramen and clothes that look second hand. Hmm should I take him to a clothing store or a weapons store? Ill let him decide which we'll go to first.'
"All right brat once your done exploring my apartment I want you to come in here. All right." Naruto was setting some stuff done in a room he found that had a bed and seemed unoccupied. Then he went back into the living room to see what Anko wanted.
"What is it Anko-nee-chan." Naruto asked curiously.
'Nee-chan huh' Anko thought silently but she didn't make a comment on it. "all right gaki I am going to give you two options both will help you with your shinobi career." She noticed the gleam in the gaki's eyes when she said that which made her smile. "the first is a change of clothes. Without orange," Naruto interrupted her by crossing his arms in an 'x' and made a buzzer sound. Taking that as a no Anko continued. "Okay then. The second option will require a bit of studying probably 3 weeks worth. Now wait a minute hang on," she paused because naruto had crossed his arms and was about to make that buzzer sound again, "you'll have to study so you can pick out some weapons. Kunai and shuriken are fine and dandy but a sword whoops their butts at close range." Naruto thought about this for a while before agreeing with a nod of his head obviously still a little hesitant.
"All right then here look through these books here they'll tell you about all kinds of weapons some may sound crazy but they will work. Okay. Good now tell me your decisions in a few weeks and pick a couple okay."
"OKey dokey neechan," Naruto said opening the first book.
"And whats with the nee-chan huh."
"Would you rather me call you kaa-san," naruto said with a straight face. And he and Anko stared at each other before she said, "nope nee-chan is fine, now get to studying those weapons. Im going out for a bit I'll be back later. Bed time at 10:00 and no arguments just make some ramen if you get hungry ja ne." and with that Naruto's new buxom nee-chan left to do who knows what. With a sigh he turned to the first book and began reading.
TIME SKIP NO JUTSU TWO WEEKS INTO THE FUTURE
It'd been two weeks since Anko became Naruto's guardian and with her help he wasn't much of an idiot and his grades in middle school were picking up. Naruto had finally decided on his weapons and was waiting for Anko to get up to tell her. It was Saturday and she slept in till noon. He learned last week that you don't wake Anko up on Saturday or you will be walking bandy legged for the next three days. It was currently 11:59 all he had to do was wait 60 more seconds and he could tell her his decisions.
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Right when the clock said noon Anko came bursting out of the room stretching and yawning while saying, "Morning gaki,"
"Morning nee-chan I decided what weapons I'd like." Naruto replied to his nee-chan.
"Really all right then now I want you to tell me which ones and why," Anko said, while wondering what kind of weapons he would ask for.
"All right first I'd like a bow and a quiver full of arrows. One tanto knife. Also I read about these things called gadget canes that have hidden weapons in them. I'd like to get a Bo staff that has a sword on one side and can turn into a naginata on the other. I would also like a kusarigama, the kind that has a small scythe on one end of the chain, and on the other a heavy ball. Also I would like ninja wire to connect the two pieces instead of a chain."
When she heard the bow she raised her right eyebrow slightly and by the time he finished both her eyebrows were raised and her mouth slightly agape that he thought of this stuff.
"Ok why the bow first of all." Anko asked. That was the one that confused her the most. It was a samurai weapon more than a shinobi weapon.
"A bow is much more effective than kunai because you can take targets out from farther away and you can carry more arrows with less noise than kunai and shuriken. Not saying that I won't carry them any more but I'll carry less. I would like the tanto knife because a tanto is a better knife than a kunai. And the gadget Bo staff well that'd just be awesome and I'd have a few aces up my sleeves."
Anko couldn't help but agree with his logic however she would have to take quite a few more missions to afford them all. All right then Naruto we'll get you your weapons later after lunch. Come on lets go to Ichiraku's."
"YATTA" Naruto shouted excitedly while punching his fist into the air, and grinning like an idiot.
"Your paying for your own." Anko said with a grin.
"Stingy," Naruto shouted at her while crossing his arms.
TINY TIME SKIP NO JUTSU.
Anko and Naruto were walking down the street toward Takeshi Shinobi Supplies so they could get him some weapons. They had just finished eating at Ichiraku's. Naruto had eaten 12 bowls of ramen (and paid for it) while Anko had eaten a bunch of dango. But she'd paid for hers though. As they were walking toward the store they were debating which was better ramen or dango. More accurately they were shouting about how their favorite food was better than the others.
"Ramen is better because you get a drink as well as a meal."
"Dango is better because you can take it on the go. And you can use the stick to kill someone like a senbon needle."
"Yes true but ramen is easier to cook. You just have to boil water and put the noodles in. when you have dango you have to cook the dough a certain way and a bunch of other stuff so you can't make it on a mission."
"Heh Heh wow kid two weeks with me taking you in and already your thinking more. All right you win now but only because were here at the weapons shop all right." She had to make sure the runt knew why he won was because they were at Takeshi Shinobi Supplies and not because she had run out of arguments. She had only started this debating game a few days ago with different things and the brat had already started beating her at it. They walked into the weapons shop and Naruto was immediately amazed. There were a bunch of swords of all shapes and sizes. Kunai, shuriken, bows and arrows, explosive tags everything a shinobi might need.
"Hello and welcome to Takeshi Shinobi Supplies, and how may I help you today Anko-san and whoever you brought with you?" an old man wearing overalls and a white shirt and was obviously a shinobi cause of the leaf forehead protector on his forehead.
"This gaki here is Uzumaki Naruto Takeshi. He's going to be entering the academy in 2 years, but he wants to get a head start on his career as a shinobi. Any way he'll tell you what he wants." Anko replied while giving Naruto a pat on the back.
"Oi Mr. Takeshi no ossan," Naruto decided not to be too rude, because the dude owned a huge weapon store. "I would like one tanto I would like it to be 8 inches long. I would also like a bow and some arrows. They are more effective than shuriken and kunai at long range. I would also like a Bo staff that has a sword in one side, which can be removed and used as a sword. On the other side I would like a hidden blade in it that can then be turned into a naginata. Which is why I wanted the Bo staff so that I can have a few aces up my sleeve. I would also like a kusarigama, the type that has a scythe and a heavy ball attached with ninja wire." Mr. Takeshi started humming while putting his hand on his chin obviously thinking hard about this.
"All right then Naruto, I can do that. Also I think I may have some bow and arrows you may like."
"All right Mr. Takeshi no ossan Arigatou gozaimas." Naruto replied gratefully.
"The bow and arrows I think you'll like are numbered one eighty six all right. Also find two blades. One for the sword and one for the naginata."
"All right." Naruto said, and then walked off into the store.
As the blonde went to browse the aisles Anko turned to face Mr. Takeshi.
"So what are you going to do with him and all those weapons of his?" Mr. Takeshi asked Anko a mischievous grin on his face.
"I plan on telling him how to hold the weapons and shoot the bow other than that I'll let him figure things out on his own. He learns better hands on any way. I took him in two weeks ago and began teaching him and already his grades have improved greatly. By the end of the year he may be the best in the class."
"You do know that in the school he is currently at, its all academic stuff right? Math history and all the other crap we don't need," Mr. Takeshi pointed out surprised at the great faith she had in the boy.
"Yes, Naruto has so much potential the only reason he is not the best right now is because of the way he wa treated during his childhood." Anko finished a glare on her face.
"Ya know I can teach naruto how to best hold his Bo staff and how to use the kusarigama, and the best way to use the naginata. I'd just be giving him some advice not holding his hand. What do you think about this Anko-san?" Anko thought about it for a little while before nodding her assent.
With Naruto
Naruto had found a tanto blade that was actually a foot long. He'd thought it would have been more effective at cutting someone's head off than an eight inch blade. He was currently looking through the bows looking for number one eighty six. He was also mumbling one eighty six to himself the entire time. Finally he found it and looked it over the arrows decorations and shafts were a couple of different colors. There was a long description but he decided it would be best to read it.
BOW AND ARROW NUMBER 1 80 6
THE ARROWS IN THIS SET ARE MANY DIFFERENT COLORS THAT CAN DO VARIOUS THINGS WHICH WILL BE EXPLAINED LATER IN THE DESCRIPTION.
THE BOW
THE BOW IN THIS WAS MADE FROM WOOD FROM THE SITE OF THE KYUUBI NO KITSUNE ATTACK.
IT GIVES THE BOW EXTREME POWER EVEN WITHOUT USING CHAKRA TO INCREASE THE POWER.
THE QUIVER
ON THE QUIVER IS A SPECIAL TOP THAT IS A FEW INCHES ABOVE THE END OF THE ARROWS. IT HAS A SLIDE ACCESS SO THAT THE ARROWS WONT FALL OUT INCASE YOU'RE A SHINOBI WHO LIKES FLIPING. IT ALSO KEEPS THE ARROWS SAFE FROM THE ELEMENTS.
THE GRAY ARROW
THE GRAY ARROW HAS AN INCREDIBLY STRONG SHAFT SO IT IS GREAT FOR SWINGING INTO BUILDINGS WITH NINJA WIRE. OR FOR TARGET PRACTISE.
THE SILVER ARROW
THE SILVER ARROW IS AN ARMOUR PIERCING ARROW CAPABLE OF PEIRCING THROUGH TWO SAMURAI EACH STANDING TWENTY YARDS BEHIND EACH OTHER AND STILL GO OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LAST GUY.
THE GREEN ARROW
THE GREEN ARROW WILL DISOLVE IN A HIGHLY CONCENTRATED ACID THAT WILL DISOLVE THROUGH ANYTHING. THAT INCLUDES CHAKRA.
THE BLUE ARROW
THE BLUE ARROW WILL EXPLODE THE SECOND IT PIERCES SOMETHING. IT WILL BE A VERY BIG VERY LOUD EXPLOSION. USE WITH CAUTION
THE RED ARROW
THE RED ARROW'S TIP WILL COME ALIGHT WHEN SCRATCHED AN A ROCK OR PIECE OF METAL. ALSO IF YOU SHOUT FUREIMINIGUARO WHICH MEANS FLAMING ARROW IT WILL LIGHT UP. THE FIRE CAN BE CANCELLED BY SAYING KATON KAI.
After naruto finished reading he decided that he had to have them. So he grabbed them and he realized that on the back side of the quiver had a clip that the bow could be attached to. He attached the bow to the back of the quiver and then he attached the quiver to his lower back and then he put one of the tanto blades above his left shoulder. Then he walked over to the sword section and began looking through the various blades. After a few minutes of looking he felt drawn o two blades in particular. One was a kusanagi style sword (Sasgay's sword from Shippuden) the sheath and handle were black with orange stripes here and there. And the kashira had a stone that was an orange color. (the stone is a tigers eye stone.) He drew the blade and he saw that the blade was the same color as the stone in the kashira. He decided that this sword would be used as the actual sword. He sheathed the sword and picked up the other sword he felt called to him. It was a straight sword mostly until the very end, where it curved slightly. The sheath was a light blue as was the handle. They both had an odd design on them which made it look like scales. The kashira of the blade had a weird eye in it. It looked like a dragons eye. It was blue except in the middle where it had a black slit, so it looked like a dragons eye. He drew the blade from the sheath and the blade was the same blue as the sheath and even had the same scale like design. he resheathed the blade and began walking back to the counter.
When he arrived Anko and Mr. Takeshi had already finished their conversation and looked over at him.
"So you decided to go with the one I told you about then huh," Mr. Takeshi asked.
"You bet Mr. Takeshi no ossan." Naruto said with one of his trademark fox grins.
"Okay so one chakra tanto. And the special bow and arrows, and the special staff, brings the total to 3,875 yen (500 bucks)." Anko narrowed her eyes at the reduced price the staff alone should have cost twice that much but she said nothing and paid him the money.
"Come back to night it'll be ready in the mean time naruto get some new clothes or if you come back dressed the same I'll throw a kunai at you and cut you balls off from here. Understand." Mr. Takeshi said dangerously.
"Y-Y-Yes sir." Naruto replied scared of the mans threat.
"Good then you two can leave," with that the duo left Anko laughing madly and naruto trying to stop from wetting himself.
