WHERE'S
MY VOLUPTUOUS HUNNY?TALES OF
SYMPHONIA FIC
GENRE:
ROMANCE/COMEDY
WARNING:
WILL CONTAIN SOME MATURE CONTENT! YAOI/GAY IMPLICATIONS AND SUCH!
PLUS UNDERAGE DRINKING AND STRIPING AND STUFF…
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN TALES OF SYMPHONIA... BLAH BLAH BLAH... OR THE CHARACTERS... OR THE LOONEY TOONS JINGLE...
WRITTEN
BY: TRINNYCHAN AND JACK DAHLING
PROLOGUE
One cool morning when Lloyd woke up, he turned his head and saw a pink envelope on his pillow.
"Huh?" Lloyd mumbled sleepily. He picked up the envelope tenderly and looked at the writing on the front. The letter was addressed to him. Slowly he turned over the envelope and tore it open. He pulled out a card and out flung playboy bunny confetti. And so, Lloyd read the card:
You are cordially invited to Zelos' 24th birthday.
When: In two days
From: 6:00 PM till we pass out from alcohol
Where: Altamira Inn
Who: The Great Almighty Zelos
What: Bring on the great presents, hunnies!
"Hunnies? Who does he think he's calling a hunny? Oh well… it is Zelos after all…" Lloyd contemplated. Lloyd quickly wrote a response to Zelos' strangely feminine invitation. He ran outside and gave the response to Noishe.
"Go boy, go!" Lloyd shouted at his "dog".
Author's Notes...
Trinnychan: Yay it's the prologue! I know it's kind of boring... but it gets WAY better!
Jack Dahling: We should know, we've already written two chapters!
Trinnychan: On with the show this is it!
Jack Dahling: dances
