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Thanks for Checking out 10 Things I Hate About Edward Cullen.

1) No this is not a parody of the movie 10 things I hate about you.

2)No this is not a Jasper/Bella story.

3)No...I don't have a third point to make.

I hope you will continue on with the story, and show your love and support for this weird world and feisty characters I have made. Changes will be made here and there through editing, so hopefully, when you read this there will be no spelling or grammar mistakes. The prologue and first chapter have been edited by Jessesarahjane. She is amazing! Thank you so much for helping me out with sprucing up my story.

There's nothing left to say...Enjoy.

Prologue

2 Years ago

"Jasper, what if your parents come home?" I mumble, worriedly. He continues to nibble on my neck, leaving little kisses every so often.

"They won't. They're at a fundraising event. They won't be back until midnight," He informs me, then goes back to leaving a trail of kisses on my neck.

"O-okay." I say.

I try to relax, and let Jasper's touch take my mind off everything. My skin tingled everywhere he touched, as his kisses started to lower from my neck to my collarbone.

Jasper has never been so... forward with me before. He's usually shy, and is always the one too slow things down when he feels like we've gone too far.

Yet tonight, he's the one pushing.

"You... know I love you right?" He questions, pulling away, so I could see the seriousness behind his blue eyes.

"Of course I do. I love you also." I say, leaning into his lips. "Very much."

The loud bang from the front door makes us jump apart. I look quickly at the clock and it's still three hours until midnight.

"Mmm, let's go up to your room Edward," an all too familiar voice purrs.

Just from hearing my sister's voice, I'm instantly disgusted and in no mood to do anything but be sick.

The sounds of sloppy kissing and slow, stumbling feet, grows closer and closer towards us. Jasper and I both watch as Edward and my sister Leah stumble past the doorway of the living room, their lips locked, hands fumbling and throats making weird grunting noises.

"Edward... What the fuck man? You said you were going to be out all night!" Jasper yells, jumping out of his seat and walking around to the opposite side of the sofa.

Edward places his finger on his chin, making a fake think face.

"I did say that, didn't I..." he chuckles.

My nose wrinkles in disgust when Leah begins to place kisses onto his neck. If Mom could see her now, she would be mortified.

"Oh, well. Plans change." He shrugs as if not caring.

The smirk on Edward's face says everything. He planned this, and he is very happy with himself because of it.

I hate Edward Cullen.