A little something I decided to whip up for Halloween.
Thanks, as always, to campy. Wade's supposed to be sending you some candy credits.
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I.
"I am telling you, Shego, this will be my most brilliantest plan yet!" Drakken crowed.
"Excuse me? Did you say 'brilliantest'?" Shego asked as she looked up from her magazine.
"Yes, I did, why?" Drakken asked.
"It's not a word," she answered.
"Yes it is," he said defensively.
"No it's not," she shot back confidently.
"Is too," he insisted with a bit of vim.
"Is not," she replied, not bothering to hide her contempt.
"It is, too," Drakken said defiantly. "You're just short of the, er, um, brilliantocity needed to know it!"
"Either that or a vendetta against the English language," she said with a roll of the eyes.
"Shego," Drakken said in a fatherly tone, "what have we said about hurting with our words?"
"That we have to know them before we use them?" she replied innocently.
Drakken pulled a face. "Lippy sidekick," he muttered.
"Doc, focus, please," she said, exasperated. "I'm kind of busy here, you know."
Drakken cocked an eyebrow as he watched Shego be 'busy' – she was reading the Villains' Digest Vacation Special. The mad scientist was sorely tempted to use his new invention on his colleague, but the chance to bend Kim Possible to his will was simply too good to pass up.
II.
"I can't believe we're going to do this!" Ron squealed with delight and childlike wonder. "KP, you are The Best Girlfriend Ever!" he added as he embraced her.
"It's no big, Ron," Kim replied happily. "By serving as chaperones, we get to help the neighborhood kids, you get to T or T, and I get to be with my BF."
"Well, I can see how that would beat being trapped in supercool battle armor," Ron observed.
"Ugh. I so don't want to think about that," Kim said. "I lied to you, I lied to my 'rents, I made a scene at Mon's party. That was such the disaster."
"Hey, at least you weren't captured by Duff Killigan," Ron said.
Kim cringed. She still felt bad about how she had let down everyone she cared about on Halloween two years earlier. That's one of the reasons she was so excited about leading the group of children on their rounds – it was a way of making up for the disruptive havoc she'd helped create.
"Don't worry, Kimbo," he added as he took her hand and offered a reassuring grin. "I did clean up on the candy front in the end."
Kim shook her head and smiled. "So, what treat are you looking forward to getting most this year?" she asked.
"'Sha! Like you have to ask," he said as he wrapped his arms around her waist. "You know I can never have enough of those five-alarm KP kisses!"
"Mmm," Kim said. "Well, maybe we should help you get off to an early start. Just remember, you're more likely to get what you want if you forget the 'smell your feet' line …"
III.
"And so, Shego, with my Psyonic Wave Manipulator, I will be able to program Kim Possible to do whatever I please!"
Shego looked on skeptically as Drakken hoisted the ray gun aloft. "Ya know, Doc, as much as I like the idea, why don't we just chalk this one up as a failure right now and save ourselves the trouble?"
"O ye of little faith," Drakken grumbled.
"But lots of common sense," she muttered in response.
"Just you wait and see, Shego! Before this night is over Kim Possible will be my mind-controlled zombie!" Drakken then threw back his head and let out a hearty, deep-throated, 'Muwahahahahahahaha'. When he was done, he smiled. "You know, that was even better than candy!"
IV.
"KP, that has got to be the hottest costume in the history of Halloween!" Ron enthused.
"Well, I'm glad you like it," Kim said appreciating the compliment and trying not to blush from Ron's words or expression. "But I'm still not 100 percent on the tail," she said as she looked down at the form-fitting cat suit. "Are you sure it looks good on me?"
"Kimila, you were made to wear that outfit," Ron said knowingly.
"Meaning?" she said, her voice carrying an unintended edge. She just couldn't help but feel a bit ridiculous in the outfit, regardless of how much her boyfriend liked it.
"Meaning that villainy should only be committed by beautilicious babes and you are the most beautilicious babe there is."
Kim, her arms crossed, studied her boyfriend, who hoped he'd just given her the right answer. She looked at him stony-faced for a while, then began to smile.
Evilly.
"Thanks for the compliment, Ferret," she said as she sashayed up to him. She leaned in as if to give him a kiss, then pulled back. "You're cute, too. To bad you're my arch-foe. Maybe I'll just have to defeat you."
Then, to Ron's frustration, Kim turned and began to walk away. As she did, she looked over her shoulder, and winked at him.
Ron tried not to let his jaw hit the floor. This really was going to be the best Halloween ever.
V.
Drakken and Shego flew over Middleton looking for Kim. Much to their frustration, when they finally found her, she was in the company of a gaggle of costumed schoolchildren.
"Doodles," Drakken cursed.
"What's the big deal?" Shego asked. "Can't you just zap 'em all? Sure, Stoppable's kind of goofy, but why not get the twofer. And those kids are probably all going to grow up to be brats anyway."
"Shego, this is a highly sensitive piece of equipment. It can only be used under ideal circumstances," Drakken explained.
"Like what?" Shego asked.
"Like Kim Possible must be alone," he said.
"Why?" Shego wondered before her eyes flew wide open. "Doc, do not tell me you're going to do some dirty old man thing. Cause that's a line you do not want to cross!"
"Shego!" Drakken said, clearly wounded. "Do you really think that little of me? I may be a villain, but I'm not a congressman! Besides, she's just a teenager and I like my women to be more womanly."
"Uh, I see," she said shooting him a look that said, 'Don't even think about it.' "So, why does Princess have to be on her own?"
"It's just that, oh, you see, nnnnngggg, fine. If you must know, I only have one charge and I want to make sure we hit her and not one of the little thugs."
Shego decided to save a snarky remark about how Drakken was once again not properly prepared for another time. She really wanted to get back to the lair to watch Evil Eye.
"How about I draw her away?" she offered.
"Hmmm. That might just work. Good thinking, She—"
Shego didn't hear her boss complete his sentence since she'd already launched herself out of the hovercar.
VI.
The children began screaming the moment the woman with the freaky glowing hands landed in their path.
"Evening, Princess," Shego said as she assumed a combat pose. "Or should I say Catgirl?"
"This is low, even for you, Shego!" Kim snapped.
"Yeah, and she's not Catgirl, she's Sheela of the Leopard People," Ron added.
"Thanks, Ratboy!" Shego retorted.
"Hey, I'm the Fearl—"
"Not now, Ron," Kim said in a no-nonsense voice. "Get the kids to safety. I'll take care of Shego!"
"I'm on it, KP," Ron said, losing no time in leading the scared children away from the fight.
Once the sidewalk was clear, Shego attacked, throwing punches, kicks, and balls of green energy at Kim. Kim, as was her wont, was easily holding her own against her villainous foe – until she tripped on her tail and fell backwards.
Shego couldn't believe her good fortune when Kim banged her head on the sidewalk.
"KP!" Ron cried out before he began running to his fallen BFGF, his worry only mounting as he saw Drakken's hovercar come into view.
"Nuh uh, sidekick," the glamorous henchwoman said as she hurled an energy bolt in his direction. "Stay back or the kiddies will get some tricks from Auntie Shego."
Ron watched impotently as Drakken fired a gravometric beam from his flying car at Kim, who was dazed from her fall, and lifted her from the pavement and into the vehicle. Once she was safely aboard, Shego launched herself into the craft, then leaned over its edge and called out to Ron with gleeful malevolence, "Happy Halloween … Loser!"
To Be Continued
