UGLEE BETTY GOS 2 WALLMART,

PART 1 1/3

by RICKY MINAJ

she was eiger for her shopping trip to wallmart

she stepped into the sliding doors and felt the coool air conditioknering

'ahhh' she exclaimed 'so fresh'

she couldnt decide wherr to go first,

she decided to go to the bookland, because she was a bookworm

she couldnt but snort at the thught of not going there

she got cross eyed from thinking to much

she had a saying for times like this WWBD

she took a twighlight book and crossed out the name bella and put betty

her dreams finnaly came true!

'oh edwardo' she spoke gingerly 'how i want to have babie with you'

a wallmart worker was standing behind her 'mam, what aare you doing?' she quickly became hostile and smacked him and dashed to the snack aisle

'hot girls,' she spoke to herself 'we have problems too'

she grabbed a bag of ranch doritos and qweckly devoured them on the spot

she let out a roaring belch

'this is my snack aisle now beaaches!' a old lady qwuickly looked at her strangely and betty punched her in the jaw

the old lady was fortunatly an anorexic and made betty look stronger than she was

she let out another roaring belch and soon soiled herself

she was in need of hampers

{flashback}

earlier that day, she was busy preparing for her trip

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she had everything for the carride there

sound cassete

2. 3/4 C. baby formula

3. 1 teen pop magazin

4. phone eith cha cha on speed dial

and lastly but not leastly, one black handled light saber toy

present-

she remebered her lightsaber and quickly pulled it out, she hit the women while she was laying on the ground motionless.

ugly betty farted in the old ladies face and cried out "SNIFF THAT IN HELL YOU OLD HAG!"

it wouldnt be till later that day she would find out that old was of the Carlisle schools who just got retired.

ugly betty let out an roaring belch and climbed the selfs and jumped to the toy alise.

Inbetween jumps she would scream and aconoinally belch at small childern.


WORD BOX

FIRST- THE NUMBAH BEFORE -24

BOOKWORM- SOMEONE WHO ENJOY BOOK GRATELY

SNORT- A rough, noisy sound made by breathing forcefully through the nostrils, as a horse or pig does. b. A similar sound: the snort of a steam engine.

WWBD- WHAT WOULD BELLA DO. (EDWARD DURHAHAHAHAHA, GET IT BECAUSE SHE WOULD TOTALLY BANG EDWARD. DURHAHAHHAHA LIKE SHE 'DID' HIM AND MADE A BABY VAMPIRE HUMA? VAMPIRES HAVE SPERM? ! %?#$%^%$^Y)

anorexic- WATCH DYING TO BE THIN IN CLASS ON TUESDAYS AND WEDNESDAY