Naruto X Sakura Funny Kiss Scene (NEG)

(NOTE: BY THE WAY, NARUTO AND SAKURA ARE SIXTEEN IN THIS ONE.)

Story:
This hilarious kiss scene between NaruSaku is from Neon Evangelion Genesis from Episode 16. Hope you enjoy it! R&R Please.

Naruto was visiting Sakura at her house. Since they were bored and had nothing better else to do, Sakura had an idea. "Hey, Naruto, do you want to kiss me?" asked Sakura. "What?" asked Naruto. "Kissing... you know. You haven't kissed a girl before?" asked Sakura. "No." said Naruto. "Then, let's do it." said Sakura. "Huh! But why!" asked a shocked Naruto. "Because I'm bored and I have nothing else to do." said Sakura. "Boring! But you said..." said Naruto. "What, is little Naruto afraid to kiss a girl on the anniversary of Jiraiya's death? Are you afraid he's watching you from Heaven?" asked Sakura. "That's not what I meant." said Naruto. "You're not afraid, are you?" asked Sakura. "Heck no! I'm not afraid!" cried Naruto. "Did you brush your teeth?" asked Sakura. "Yeah." said Naruto. "Then, here I come." said Sakura as she was about to kiss Naruto but hesitated. "Stop breathing, it's tickling me." said Sakura as she pinched Naruto's nose as they kissed. Tsunade then came into the room and was shocked by what she saw as her eyes bulged at the sight of her daughter kissing the idiot that called her "Grandma Tsunade" (no offense, Naruto).

30 seconds later...

Naruto then stopped kissing and took a breath after not breathing for thirty seconds while Sakura was kissing him. Sakura then ran to the bathroom, brushed her teeth and said, "Shannaro! I should never kiss to kill time!" "Phew. I'm glad that's over." said Naruto. "NARUTO!" shouted Tsunade. "Huh? Ah! Oh, uh... hi Grandma Tsunade! I was uh... just hanging out with your daughter so I..." said Naruto as Tsunade cracked her knuckles. "Naruto... did you kiss my daughter!" asked Tsunade, angrily as she was going to beat Naruto up. "Hey... hold on, Grandma! It was an accident! Sakura's the one that started it!" cried Naruto as Tsunade glared at him and said, "You're dead!" as Naruto ended up getting beat up by Tsunade. "Sheesh. Now I know where Sakura gets that feisty attitude from." said Naruto as he was kicked out of Sakura's house. "I know! Maybe next time... I should disguise myself as Sasuke and kiss her! But wait... oh no. I'm not gonna do that again." said Naruto to himself as he realized of what happened when he attempted to kiss Sakura (when he was disguised Sasuke). "Oh yeah... now I remember... I got sick because I drank expired milk." said Naruto to himself. "Well... maybe next time I should be the one to kiss her... with out Grandma Tsuande watching us." said Naruto to himself. "Mark my words, Sakura... you will fall in love with me. Heh, heh, heh." said Naruto to himself as he chuckled.