All in the Family
By
Thejabber27
Chapter 1: O' Canada and the bag of Beef Jerky
Isshin Kurosaki was on his way to Kisuke's shop for his centennial gigai check-up; has it really been 100 years thought Isshin as he turned the corner into the alleyway and saw the familiar sign that read Urahara's Shop.
"Yo," Call Isshin "Anyone home!!?"
Kisuke poked his head out the window and said "Hi Isshin what brings you to my humble Shop."
"Kisuke you know I need my gigai checked up today" Isshin said sarcastically.
"Ah, Yes I'll need you to exit your gigai then" Kisuke turned around and shouted " Tessai I need you to take Isshin's gigai to the lab"
The doors slid open and a Giant man with glasses and corn rolls stepped out "right away sir,"
Isshin stepped out of his gigai and appeared in his shinigami form "Wow it's like the difference between cold cuts and surfing the net for porn"
"O…Kay then Isshin come back in a few hours and it'll be ready," said Kisuke "and remember you need to hide your reiatsu from everyone"
"Yeah, yeah I got it," Isshin said stretching out his legs "To the female side of the public bathhouses awayyyyy" he exclaimed and flashed out to his Favorite bathhouse.
"Well now that that's settled let's mess around with his gigai, Tessai to the lab!" Kisuke said with a devilish grin as he hurried to his lab.
Soi Fon had just finished her patrols for the day and was just about to go to relax when she sensed a huge hollow coming from the edge of Karakura town, Yay she thought this gives me a chance to see Kurosaki kun ooh the thought of him made her legs go to mush and she tripped over a building and fell right into a garbage dumpster "Ewwww" shouted Soi Fon she didn't mind sweat and dirt from a hard days work but even she hated covered in filth and grime "now Ichigo won't wanna talk to me."
Then Soi Fon remembered about Kisuke's Shop and remembered she had some extra money this month she could buy some spare clothes from him so she got out of the dumpster and Flashed over to Kisuke's shop.
"That'll about do it" said Kisuke as he Tessai exited the lab and went to their foyer. "I can't believe we finished it in half the time now for the wait let's have some Oolong tea Tessai."
"Yes sir," said Tessai as he went into the kitchen to boil some water when he suddenly smelled the most vile thing to penetrate his nostrils in years it smelled like rotten eggs, dirty diapers, bad cheese, burned food, and rotten cabbage all mixed into one. "Sir I think we have a customer," Tessai said as he pinched his nose with his thumb and his forefinger.
"I believe you're right Tessai" Kisuke said as he went to the front of his shop and slid open the door "welcome to my humble shop Fon and what can I help you with today"
"I need some new clothes obviously," said Soi Fon in an annoyed fashion "what do you have in a size 4"
"May I suggest a bath first because you can dress shit up all fancy but it'll still smell like shit" said Kisuke as he waved his hand in the air "may I suggest a bathhouse"
"But I'm not in a gigai and I don't have one on me," Exclaimed Soi Fon now getting frustrated.
"You can borrow one of ours for a nominal fee," said Kisuke with a grin on his face.
"Sure whatever I'll take one then," said Soi Fon who was thinking about Ichigo and her on a beach fucking like rabbits she imagined him thrusting in and out of her it got her so wet just thinking about it for get the bath she would just clean herself in her own sex juices.
"Here it is Soi Fon," said Kisuke as he brought out a gigai from his shop.
"Thanks said Soi Fon as she stepped in the body, it feels a bit heavy Kisuke, around the chest area," said Soi Fon.
"That's because the Breast size on this Gigai is bigger than your shinigami's body," said Kisuke with a smirk.
"Then get me one with smaller breast," she said grumpily "what if I have to fight in this thing, the unusual breast size will throw me off balance."
"I'm sorry Soi Fon this is the only one in your body type we have and you know how long it takes to make a gigai."
"Fine how big are these anyways Soi Fon said holding the gigai's breast with her hands, they feel like D's"
"They are 36 EE's," he said calmly.
"36 EE's!!!! You might as well hang a bimbo sign on me," She yelled.
"Well this is the prototype for the adult Ururu nice don't you think" He winked at her.
"What is she gonna be Yoruichi's pet," she cringed at remembering her former boss and her tendency to fondle Breasts whenever she felt like it.
"No, no, no you think I would let such beauty into the hands of Yoruichi; no Ururu is my pet project just having her in a more adult body will allow her to expand her Horizons and give me something to look at." He said in a lecherous tone.
"So am I a guinea pig then?" she said angrily.
"No you an unfortunate suck.... errr, respected customer," he said slyly.
"Whatever I don't have time for this where's the nearest Bathhouse?" she said anxiously.
"3 blocks east then 2 blocks north"
"Thanks," she said as she flashed off to the bathhouse in the unfamiliar Gigai
"Sir isn't that Isshin's favorite bathhouse?" Tessai said inquizzically.
"Why yes, I believe it is Tessai," said Kisuke grinning evilly " now back to the tea"
Isshin loved whoever invented bathhouses especially because no one could see him in his shinigami form and all the big boobs that he was ogling "So many College girls," he felt his throbbing member in his hand " I Feel like kid at a Canada day parade" he said as walked into the female open air bath section. "Now all I need is some sake and nope all I need is sake," he said as he walked on the water and looked at all the perky breast and big butts and hourglass shaped bodies in other words his personal heaven.
Soi Fon flashed to the entrance of the bathhouse and quickly entered and paid the fee. She Stripped the generic clothes that this Gigai came with and entered the Bathhouse and started to wash herself off "I wish Ichigo would wash me but he's always ogling that Kuchiki brat her boobs are almost as small as mine" she thought and then frowned she wanted Ichigo all to herself and she would have him.
Soi Fon finished washing her sleek supple body and headed for the open air bath when she saw a male shinigami there ogling women on the water "WHO ARE YOU!!!!" she yelled and Jumped in the hot water and swam over to him people were staring at her but she didn't care.
Isshin heard the yell and turned around "Oh Shit can she see me!" he thought "No only captain level people can see me," so he went back to watching when he felt a tug on his haori "Fuck she can see me," he dropped the haori and started to run.
"You aren't getting away!" Soi Fon yelled as she jumped out of the bath Soi Fon tried to get out of her Gigai but then Remembered that this was on loan from Kisuke and she never wanted to get on the bad side of that man but she had the haori which was odd because only Soul Society royalty and the captains of the Gotei 13 could wear haori; could he have been a former captain "this will require further investigation and keep me from my Ichigo," Soi Fon frowned but knew duty came before love but that didn't mean she wanted to do her duty she went back and got dressed and flashed back to Urahara's shop to pick up some clothes and inquire as to the identity of the mysterious haori wearing shinigami.
Isshin quickly flashed to Urahara's shop as fast as he could "Kisuke is my gigai ready yet?"
Kisuke came out of his shop "Yes we finished it early why Isshin?"
"I need it now there's a captain class person and they caught me peeping at the bathhouse," Isshin said in a huff.
"Tessai can you bring out Isshin's gigai?" Kisuke shouted into his shop.
"Here it is sir," Tessai said as he stepped out of the shop with Isshin's gigai draped over his shoulder and then he leaned it against the wall.
"Thanks again Kisuke it feels lighter in here" said Isshin after he hopped in the gigai.
"Yes that's one of the new features we've put in your gigai," said Kisuke nonchalantly.
"That's nice Kisuke but I gotta run you never saw me by the way," said Isshin as he walked back into the street and blended into the crowd seamlessly and made his way home.
Soi Fon reached Urahara's shop clean as a whistle and smelled like lavender and cocoa butter. "Urahara are you here I'm here to return the gigai and get a clean set of clothes" She yelled urgently needing to get the rogue shinigami's haori back to the Soul Society and analyzed by the 12th division and then after he's caught she'll be able to spend time with her Ichigo she started to drool and didn't notice that Kisuke had snuck up behind her and yelled "HELLO!!!"
Soi Fon did a front flip and landed facing Kisuke in cat stance ready to kill "Kisuke you bastard never sneak up on me NEVER!!!"
"Ha ha ha sorry Soi Fon I couldn't help myself," Kisuke exclaimed "it's just how many chances will I get to surprise Soi Fon Captain of the 2nd division in the Gotei 13"
"Yeah, yeah laugh it off and bring me the clothes I ordered" Soi Fon said now pissed off and anxious to report on the mysterious haori.
"Here they are," Kisuke said as he pulled out an exact copy of her usual clothes "All I need you to do is give me back my gigai and our transactions will be complete"
"Okay" said Soi Fon as she tried to get out of the gigai "I can't seem to get out of this damn gigai Kisuke can I get a little help."
"Sure," said Kisuke as he jabbed the gigai with the butt end of his cane, nothing happened
"Strange very strange," said Kisuke "Soi Fon come with me to my lab I need to run some tests to see why you can't get out of my gigai."
"Fine" said Soi Fon as she followed Kisuke into his shop and down into the lab.
"Now strip and get onto the examination table" Kisuke pointed to the metal table in the center of the room and started turning on the master computer and other instruments.
Soi Fon stripped the gigai and laid down on the table her breast seem to jiggle a lot even when lying down "the quicker I can get out of this body the better" she thought. Kisuke attached nodes to her nipples her forehead on her neck and her belly.
"I feel like a pin cushion Kisuke let's get on with the tests," Soi Fon complained.
"Just one more," said Kisuke as he took out an 8 inch dildo like node and lubed it up "you're gonna feel a slight pinch with this one" as he gently inserted it in her anus.
"OWWWWWWWW!!!" Yelled Soi Fon as the anal probe made its slow painful descent into her anal cavity "why is there always one for the ass?" She yelled.
"Because anal probes are the ones that give us the most information," said Kisuke "And because we take pictures of the peoples faces when they get them and sell them on E-bay," He said under his breath.
"What was that Kisuke," Soi Fon Exclaimed.
"Because they give us the most information," Said Kisuke quickly.
"That's what I thought you said."
"Let's get started then" Said Kisuke as he started running the exam on the host and gigai.
"Temperature: normal, spirit energy: nominal, body functions: 99.95%, hormone levels: slightly elevated," Kisuke went on saying things for what seemed liked forever "well we're done here" as he started taking off the nodes and pulled the anal probe out and placed them in a tray.
"So what's the prognosis Kisuke?" Soi Fon said while rubbing her ass cheeks.
"Well how do I put this Soi Fon… you're spirit body is fusing with this gigai I'm not sure why but basically you're spirit body features like your face and figure are molding themselves onto the gigai" said Kisuke.
"Is there anyway to reverse it?" said a worried Soi Fon "How will I go back to the Soul Society in this body?"
"No not unless you wanna be a mindless meat puppet for the rest of your life," said Kisuke "and as for going back to the Soul Society we can use a reishi converter and convert the gigai into a spirit body"
"What would have caused this?"
"It could be any one of many different things, stress, euphoria, extreme anger, the list goes on"
"Kisuke you bastard you knew this was gonna happen you two faced mother fucker" She yelled and grabbed Kisuke and held him against the wall "give me 1 good reason why I should let you live?"
"Because I can fix this given some time," said a panicky Kisuke.
"You better or I'll make Kisuke shish kabob's out of you," she said as she let him down "now we need to contact the Soul Society so I can talk to them about this" as she held up Isshin's haori "I need to find out to whom this belongs to and bring them in for questioning."
"That's Isshin's haori," thought Kisuke as he rubbed his chin hairs "I've never seen it before in my life, well let's go to the communicator room," he said as he started to walk out of the lab and up to the communicator room.
When they reached the communicator room Tessai was already there tuning the instruments to the Soul Society's frequencies and drinking some oolong "We have an uplink to the Soul Society sir."
"Good patch us through to the old man Tessai" said Kisuke nonchalantly.
The big screen communicator turned on the signal was strong an old bald man with a big ass white beard and a wooden walking stick appeared on the screen "This had better be good Kisuke my time is very valuable" he said as he raised an eyebrow "who is this young lady your new lab assistant? Nice rack on her she's a keeper."
Soi Fon stepped in front of Kisuke "Captain Soi Fon reporting in sir."
Yamamoto chuckled "and she has a sense of humor to boot Kisuke you can really pick them and I bet she shags like a minx."
"No Yamamoto this Soi Fon there was an accident with a gigai and now she's stuck in it but slowly she'll start looking like the Soi Fon we all know and love; but these," he said as he groped her breast "are here to stay but now I have to build a new adult body for Ururu" he said playfully.
"My condolences Kisuke and Soi Fon now is this all that you've called me for?" said Yamamoto in a stern tone.
"No," said Soi Fon taking out Isshin's haori "I found a rogue shinigami with a haori sir"
"That is most disturbing Soi Fon most disturbing indeed we'll need to analyze the haori for spirit particulates in the mean time we'll need you to scout the area incase he comes back," stated Yamamoto.
"But what about Ichigo Kurosaki sir?" said Soi Fon.
"The substitute shinigami Ichigo Kurosaki is not to get involved with Soul Society matters you know that Soi Fon" Yamamoto said sternly.
"Yes sir I'll send the haori through Kisuke, Soi Fon out," she said as she gave the haori to Kisuke "You know what to do Kisuke."
Kisuke turned off the communicator and took the haori "okay I'll just charge it to the Soul Society's tab," he said gleefully "and where will you be sleeping tonight Soi Fon?"
"In the safe house we set up in this town a few years back" said Soi Fon as she headed for the door.
"Oh yes I remember now I helped set it up," he said.
"Well Kisuke I guess I'll come here tomorrow to get some more clothes for this gigai."
"Okay see you tomorrow Soi Fon."
Soi Fon then flashed towards the shinigami safe house.
