"Hey there, pretty lady." Johnny Bravo said suavely as he approached a woman in a bright green dress. He smiled widely as he leaned against a lamp pole. "What say you come with me and we do a little smoochin'...you know you want to, no one can resist these lips." Then all of a sudden he took off his shirt. "Check these out, baby." He started to flex.

The woman immediately pulled out some pepper spray from her purse and sprayed him down, then smacked him over the head with her purse. "Creep!" She quickly called a taxi and got the heck out of there.

"So...I'll take that as a no, then?" Johnny asked quietly from the ground, slightly dazed from the attack...and blinded, definitely blinded.

Iron Man flew in and landed directly on Johnny's back. "I am Iron Man...and did I just land on something lumpy?"

"That's my spine..."

"Oh, cool." Iron Man hopped off quickly and looked down at Johnny. "You look like you've just been pepper sprayed, then smacked down, dignity gone, am I right? Of course I am." Iron Man didn't give Johnny a chance to answer, but he did help him up. "What you need is Iron Man's steps to getting women. There's only one. Ready?"

Johnny nodded his head and the two walked near another woman on the street.

"Here's what you do, watch me." Iron Man walked up to the lady proudly and tapped her on the shoulder. "Hey, I'm Iron Man, let's do it."

"Okay!"

"See, all you have to do, is be me. So...you're basically screwed." Iron Man and Johnny stared at each other for a moment...then Tony blasted Johnny away. "Bye!" He flew off, lady riding on his back as they headed to his home.