A/N: Apparently, I like to write Twilight parodies. This is only my 2nd, so don't chew me out because of this please.

Disclaimer: I absolutely do not own Twilight. Thank you Jesus for that.

Breaking Dawn toward end of chapter 18.

Blondie sat their cooing to that little monster. Her nose pressed against its cheek. I wanted- no, needed- to rip that bloodsucker apart. Just to jump over the table, and rip the monster out of blonde vampire's arms with his teeth. Then I heard something. I heard the sound of its heartbeat. It had a heartbeat, but the girl I loved, Bella, didn't. Then instead of the string pulling me closer to Bella, there was a different string. Actually, it was no longer a string; but a steel cable. (Here is the part that the way twilight was SUPPOSED to end comes in.) Then I realized, the string wasn't out the door, but to the thing. To rip it apart! Blondie held the beast into the air: prime position. I jumped over that stupid glass table- not even bothering to phase. Once I ripped it out of her arms, I smiled. The thought that Edward would be so… so… there were no words to describe that. I jumped through the stupid glass doors too. What was with vampires and glass? Weren't they supposed to be burned to crisp from plain sunlight? But what was really weird; the kid was warm. I phased, and somehow. It didn't hurt that little (bad word). So I latterly ripped its head off, threw it in the river and; poof. That beast was out of my life.

Now, I went to go back to the disgusting house for thorn. By the way anyone who is reading: thorn is my other name for Rosalie. Get it? Yep, Rose- thorn. Clever huh? I thought it was clever too. As I thought Thorn was pretty upset. So I fought: she lost. No I can watch Edward suffer like all get out.

WEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEE!

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