Chapter 1: The introduction of da thret!

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Hi. My Name is Edwrd Cullen, and I'm not like any other boy. I am, in fact, a vampire. But not just any vampite. I am the god of all vampitres.

Your probably are wondering how i got this way, and i should tell you before you read, it is quite a long and super duper interesting story, probably better than any other story ever written in the histry of ever.

It all started when I fell in love with McKenna, the most beautifull girl that ever lived and ever will live.

The moment I saw her i knew she was The One. SHe was so pretty. Waaaay prettier trhan BRIANNA at school, who's going out wiht Will (AN: fuck u Will, plz com back to me!1).

My sister alice did not lik me being wit other girls (she used to date me for a while before i met the love og my life.) but i didnt care about her. Fuck her, honestly. She's a total bitch baby, and everyone hated her, including McKenna.

One day i was doin some stuff, like brooding or whateva on the roof, when McKenna saw me and walked up to me. "Hey edward" she said smootly, giving me a kiss on the cheek. "How are you doin today, my luv?"

I was going to reply that i was feeling deprezzed as usual, but an otherwolrldly force took over my boddy. It used my mouth to spek words I didnt mean to say. "I feel like I should be hiding the fact that I write this, instead of just wearing it on my sleeve. I mean, ironic or not, I am writing a Twilight fanfiction. Just saying that physically hurts me. Why am I writing Twilight fanfiction? Why do I do things? Please stop this madness, Brendan. Stoooop thiiiiiis."

McKenna jumped back in suprise. "Edward what was that your scaring me."

The force that was controlling me went away." sorry mckenna. I dont know what cam over me. Please forgive me, please." "its okay" Mckenna said. "I forgibe ytou."

So I grabbed her hand, nd we wnt to lunch class together, where we would probably make out. I was stil worrieed about what just happened tho… It seems like something sinster is going on in Forks…

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