The Debate
by Karen.
A shortfic:
Ray met Ray for coffee one Thursday afternoon. In an argument that raged for hours, bystanders commented, all they kept saying was, "You take the Mountie."
"No you take him"
"He was yours first."
"He's yours now."
"But I don't want him."
"I don't want him. Did you ever see what that guy puts in his mouth? Yeeeeuck!"
"You take him."
"I'm not gonna take him."
"You."
"No, you."
"No way."
"I am going to punch you in the mouth if you don't take him."
"Oh yeah? You threatening me?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah?"
Both Rays were found beaten to death, presumably by each other. A woman named Francesca took the Mountie.
End
by Karen.
A shortfic:
Ray met Ray for coffee one Thursday afternoon. In an argument that raged for hours, bystanders commented, all they kept saying was, "You take the Mountie."
"No you take him"
"He was yours first."
"He's yours now."
"But I don't want him."
"I don't want him. Did you ever see what that guy puts in his mouth? Yeeeeuck!"
"You take him."
"I'm not gonna take him."
"You."
"No, you."
"No way."
"I am going to punch you in the mouth if you don't take him."
"Oh yeah? You threatening me?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah?"
Both Rays were found beaten to death, presumably by each other. A woman named Francesca took the Mountie.
End
