DISC: DO NOT OWN PANDORA HEARTS!
Please enjoy, reviews welcome, a gift one shot for a friend of mine.
Alice was drunk.
Alright, alright, Alice was really, drunk.
It had been an accident really, another celebration gone awry, so to speak.
The whole mess was Oz's fault who had decided in his usual Oz manner, that Alice deserved to have a birthday, like a regular girl.
Alice remember lifting an eyebrow and scowling, her voice an angry hiss. "Do regular girls turn into giant Rabbits, man slave? Do they?"
But, Oz as usual had his way. He bought a cake, some wine, and meat. Then, he and Gil, and Alice had started the party. The alcohol had been the mistake.
A bottle of wine later, here they were, Oz passed out on the couch, cake smeared on his face, completely out. Alice wasn't going down without taking a certain damned idiot with her.
She stumbled forward, avoiding the coffee table they had smashed in an early slightly tipsy squabble in which Gil had called her annoying, and she had tried to throw a table at his face. Yeah, that had went, well.
Alice started. "This time I swear I'm going-"
"You can't even walk straight. How are you supposed to-?' Gil retorted, his voice slightly slurred as if he couldn't quite recall what he was about to say.
Alice reached for the vase that Oz had lovingly sat down next to him, explaining to his friends, at the time that no matter what happened, this was his favorite vase, and no one could break it. He loved this vase. This vase was his friend-
As the vase smashed into the floor, Alice could recall that conversation and felt a bit bad. Oh well. Oz needed to get some real friends anyway. Smart friends. Friends with names that were wonderful. Like Alice, instead of stupid friends with names like, Gil.
"You missed." Gil shook a finger at Alice. "I knew you would-" But Alice had become preoccupied because her shirt was hot damn it, and she wanted it off.
And so yes, maybe Gil stepped forward to help her, because he liked Alice as friend, and he wasn't a child molester, and yes, maybe he did kiss her, but only a little bit, because it was a mouth fight and he wanted to win-
So, when Break walked in the next morning, finding a partially naked Alice on top of a partially naked Gil, he knew what had transpired.
"Gil, I had no idea you were into young girls. Honestly, if I had known, I would have let you borrow Sharon."
"It's now what it looks like-"
"Mmmhmm. I'm not blind, Gil."
"It was tonsil hockey! Tonsil Hockey!'
Oz opened his eyes that morning to find a partially bruised Gil, a hysterical Break, and a very angry Alice who explained with a nasty look that Gil could keep his tonsils to himself next time.
And so, Alice promised herself she would avoid alcohol for the rest of her life. Or, until she had another birthday party…
