Unhelpful Cures II

Unhelpful Cures II

If you think you smell really bad than first get plastic surgery to make you look like Michael Jackson. Then try reading the Catholic potty-training book, You're A Dirty Naughty Sinner And That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out Of Your Rear. If this doesn't work consult a docter or try reading the video So You Smell Like A Dead Skunk's Butt. If this still doesn't work, stop trying and take a stupid bath you incompetent block of molding rat toenail's soaking in melted cheese whiz!!!!!!! Please try reading The Wrong Way to Cure Baldness.