Unhelpful Cures II
If you think you smell really bad than
first get plastic surgery to make you look like Michael Jackson. Then try
reading the Catholic potty-training book, You're A Dirty Naughty Sinner And
That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out Of Your Rear. If this doesn't work
consult a docter or try reading the video So You Smell Like A Dead Skunk's
Butt. If this still doesn't work, stop trying and take a stupid bath you
incompetent block of molding rat toenail's soaking in melted cheese whiz!!!!!!!
Please try reading The Wrong Way to Cure Baldness.
