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"Lucas Daniel Wolenczak, who do you think you are?"

"I think that I'm Lucas Daniel Wolenczak."

"And that gives you the right to insult me."

"I think I have the right to tell you the truth. And the truth is that you are a. "

"SHUT UP"

"I have the right to say what I want. You have heard of freedom of speech or are you so dumb that you don't even know what that is?"

"Lucas get out here now before I forget myself."

"Oh I'm so frightened.."

Commander Ford slaps Lucas across the face. Lucas looks perplexed at the commander before he turns round and leaves the bridge. Everybody on the bridge looks after him. Commander Ford looks at his hand and can't believe what he has just done.

Captain Bridger who has seen and heard the whole scene walks over to Ford. "Commander. I think we need have to talk in the ward room now."

"Yes, Sir!"

A short time later Lucas is in his room and slamming his stuff around as Tony enters. Lucas doesn't even notice and accidentally slams something against him.

"Oh man, do you want to kill me?"

"NO, sorry I didn't mean to do it."

"Are you mad or something?"

"Mad, no I'm not mad. Do I seem to be mad? I'm not mad. I'm only absolutely angry at Commander Ford."

"Luke? Has something happened?"

"If something.No nothing happened. Except that he slapped me."

"Who slapped you?"

"Commander Ford. Who do you think?"

"Why?"

"Why? Because he's a slob."

"Luke, he had to have a reason."

"Okay, I did insult him", Lucas whispers.

"What? You have to speak a little bit louder."

"I said I insulted him." This time Lucas shouted.

"You WHAT?"

"Are you deaf. I said that I insulted him."

"And why?"

"Because.I don't know why."

"You don't know why you insulted him? You must know why you did otherwise you wouldn't have done it."

"Tony.I hate Commander Ford is that reason enough for you?"

"And why do you hate him?"

"Can you stop asking me why?"

"WHY?"

"TONY"

"Only when you tell me why you hate him?"

"I.I.hate him.Why is none of your business."