So yeah, I gave up on that last fic. Writer's block was a bitch and I felt like I was basically sleeping in smut. Worse that I couldn't work with the fuuta thing as well as I thought I could. So welcome to my new fic. Please please, enjoy. Kthanksbye.
Marshall Lee's POV
Allow myself to introduce myself. My name, is Marshall Lee Abadeer, resident lady killer at Advent High. Every girl at this school is, has been or will be my girl. I have nudes from basically 60% of the girl population, I can go out with two girls at once and neither will get pissed. I'm basically the Jesus of getting laid. At least, that's what everyone at the school thinks. Every girl at this school is, has been or will be my "bestie". I have nudes from 60% of the girl population because they're making sure that the nudes are of high enough quality to send to their boyfriend. I can go out with two girls at once because, well, we're all best friends. Statistically, I'm supposed to be the biggest womanizer who's ever walked the face of this planet. Realistically, I'm the biggest bitch who's ever walked the face of the planet. Every time I'm "done" with a girl and I see her with her with her new man, I'm reminded of how much I disappoint myself sometimes. And there she is, my biggest failure, Fionna Mertins. I don't know why but I keep falling for this girl. Hopelessly. For this. Fucking. Girl. I guess why I'm so pissed is that we were actually together, until she stopped talking to me for like maybe three months. What she didn't tell me was that her devices were acting all spotty so she actually couldn't use them. I was trying really hard not to be clingy, so after the first week of ignored "Hey"'s I just gave up. After those three, I started to freak out. "What if she doesn't like me?" "Is there somebody else?" "Maybe she's waiting on me?". So against my better judgement, I tried again. But this time I wasn't me. I figured something Marshall did was making her uncomfortable, so I cycled through maybe 30 personalities, hoping she'd like one of them. Problem is, she got scared by this and, well the rest is history. Everytime I saw her after that I got pissed. Part of me wanted to just walk up to her and take my first kiss from her, the other wanted to rip out her throat. Violent I know, but I've always been kinda unstable. I'm surprised that I'm still sane writing this to be honest. Luckily, I did neither. For the next two years, we hardly spoke. The summer after, we started talking. A lot. And, sadly I remembered why I fell for her in the first place. Best bad decision I ever made though, it seemed like she liked me again! I could finally not fuck up. The prospect was , in October, she told me she was migrating. Basically the place was so far neither of use could pronounce it. Which sucked. Donkey balls actually. But surprisingly we stayed in touch. We'd talk for hours each day, only missing one when someone's internet was out. It was awesome. She was supposed to come visit in March for her Spring Break. Awesome I could ask her out again then. But then the worst possible thing happened. My balls fell off. I saw her, we talked, we hugged a lot, but, no kisses, no balls to ask her out either. I guess I was just nervous that I'd screw up again. Oh well, such is life sometimes right? I'd just ask her out to a movie date, we could video chat or something. Then, two months later I find out basically the worst thing. I'd rather someone just cut my dick off (not like I'm gonna be using it any time soon)
Well, you could jack off.
Do me a huge favour?
Hm?
Shut the fuck up.
Rude.
She, and one of my close friends, Bubba "Prince" Gumball. (Name's pretty fucking retarded I know, but Scout's Honour, it's real) were having a long distance relationship. Needless to say, I was crushed. Or I wanted to crush him. Whichever. I didn't know what I was gonna do. I could play Mr. Steal Your Girl.
Fucking likely.
I could try to mess up the relationship.
And lose both your friends? Completely worth it.
I could sleep on it.
Seems legit. Enjoy your wet pillow.
Fuck you too.
So that was the first Chapter. Decided to take a different approach to Marshall, so let me know if you guys like it or not. That's it for today. Rate and review please guys, it means a lot. Sorry about Sugar Sweet btw, maybe I'll revamp it later on after I've improved.
