Two People You'd Never Want in Middle Earth
A girl and her dog.
By Aimi
Disclaimer: LOTR belongs to the wonderful JRR Tolkien.
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Gandalf has just got done speaking with Galadriel and gotten bad news from her.
No, not about Boromir's death, but another bit.
It seemed a person that nobody had ever wanted in Middle-Earth again was back to be in the way.
Again.
Celeborn joined Gandalf by an large Mallorn tree. "I could have the archers pick her off as soon as they see her."
Gandalf puffed on his pipe. "No, that won't be needed. Maybe she'll trip and fall into Mount Doom or get eaten by an orc."
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Unknowing of there ways to get rid of her, Nat, well Natalie Thorns had just found herself smacked down back into Middle-Puff--er earth.
She laid on the ground with a dazed looked on her face while her dog licked her face happily.
"Yeeeessss!" She sat up feeling pleased to be back there again. "I'm needed again! Hopeful I won't get stuck with helping that fat dude Bilbo again...."
Her dog barked happily and chased he's tail.
She looked at him. "........"
Without warning a tree picked up Nat.
"OH! MY GOOD IT'S FRICKIN WOODSTOCK!!!" She cried.
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AN
This to be funny and in a way making fun of Mary Sues....hahahahahaha!
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