Darth Vader's new "Pet"
It was hot. The Death Star's cooling system had failed and the Stormtroopers were enjoying a nice relaxing time on observation deck 9. Unfortunately they had forgotten to take off their armour and the white, shiny plastic had turned to a rather nice orange. You see the Death Star was orbiting the hottest star in the galaxy. Due to the lack of cooling the Stormtroopers could feel the nice heat of the star, through the shield of course.
Suddenly a piece of metal the size of a house hit the Death Star. It somehow had bypassed the shield and hit the wandering TK-421, who was out for a nice morning space stroll, in the head. Fortunately for him Darth Vader was also out walking. The Sith Lord approached the downed Stormtrooper. He was dying, so Darth Vader, as punishment for not catching the metal, choked him to death. Now some of you (and yes I'm looking at you Dermot) are wondering how heat and a chunk of metal can bypass the shield of a small moon. Well it just did. All right. Now back to the story. As Darth Vader was investigating the piece of metal a hatch on the side opened up and out popped a little robot puppy. Darth Vader, after inspecting the cybernetic canine, took it to see Palpatine.
He found the Emperor in the freezer trying to keep cool. His little retarded servant, little urine boy, was entertaining him. The dip shit's real name was actually Doughnut, but everyone called him little urine boy because he constantly wet his pants. As Vader walked in to the improvised throne room he saw Palpatine dismiss little 15 or 17 year old to go watch intergalactic Elmo on Sesame Star Destroyer. As the Emperor saw the little robot puppy under Vader's arm he felt cold. And that wasn't just because he was sitting on the Stormtrooper's frozen rations.
