Disclaimer: Very funny.
Okay. The sequel to Nothing Like A Fairy Tale! If you haven't read that, go read it now or you will never understand anything in this story.
Now begins another completely random story with a very weird plot!
"James!" Lily screamed.
Me and Harry turned towards the yell.
That's right. Lily and James are now visible to everyone. Not alive, not dead.
I think.
It's a long, boring story that I don't feel like telling. Okay, not that long, but still pretty boring.
Make up your own story. I'm sure it'll be much more interesting than the truth.
I made up one too. It goes like this:
After Harry and I got married, which completed the Cinderella story that I stupidly wished my life was like, Lily and James just appeared. And some distant relative of mine, who happened to be dead, appeared too.
That scared the hell out of my family.
Turns out, Harry had a fairy godparent too.
I'm not sure if that happened in Cinderella, but whatever.
Okay. My made-up story is pretty boring. But it's still more interesting than the truth.
The truth is, Lily and James were visible the entire time. And no one said anything!
You'd think someone would say, "Hey. Aren't you dead?" or something like that. But no. Everyone ignores the walking dead.
If zombies come to eat our brains, we are so screwed.
Okay, I'm getting off track.
Lily was screaming at James.
What else is new?
"Why would you do that?" she yelled.
Whoa. The last time I saw her this mad was the time James pretended to be Cupid and made Malfoy fall in love with me.
Knowing James, he probably did it again.
I hope he didn't. Last time, Malfoy crashed my wedding, then stalked me for months.
Lily found the countercurse after a while. Thank God.
One of the best days of my life was the day after Lily found the countercurse. We were in Diagon Alley, and Malfoy walked up to us and said, "Well, well, well. Prince Potty and his Weasel Queen."
That actually once made sense, since Harry was a prince when I married him.
If anyone says I married him for his money, someone's going to get their ass kicked.
Anyway.
He's not a prince anymore. The Ministry decided that having princes was a Very Bad Idea.
So now, we live normal lives. Well, as normal as possible.
Which isn't all that normal because:
a) We're the Wizarding World's favorite couple.
b) Harry used to be a prince.
c) I used to be a princess.
d) Harry defeated Voldemort, which is another story I don't feel like telling. Make up your own.
e) Harry is the Boy-Who-Lived, the Chosen One, and the savior of the Wizarding World.
and
f) Hello. We're famous. Since when do famous people get to live normal lives?
So, really, our life is anything but normal.
That's okay though. Normal would get boring.
Anyway.
Back to Lily and James.
"How could you be so stupid?" asked Lily.
"Mum? What did Dad do this time?" asked Harry.
Please, don't be anything involving Malfoy. Please, please, please.
"Why don't you tell them, James?"
Please, please, please.
"Well… I made Malfoy… fall in love with Ginny… with a different spell than last time."
Damn.
Well, what do you think? Good? Bad? Horrible? Worst thing you've ever read?
Review!
-Jessi
