Swag Swag Like Kaiyou
Aight ya lil niglets lemme tell ya a story that be soo cray, you won't believe it.
Once a upon time in da hood there was the real-ass OG nigga that rep's da hood in Montreal so hard that other niggaz repescted even tho the nigga was four years old. His name be that Nigga Nigga Kaiyou(he 2x the real nigga) and he was so gangsta that all of Canada and the U.S. had him on the Most Wanted List but no one fucks wit him. So the NIgga Nigga one day had killed his bitch ass counterpart name Caillou, you know that nigga, anyways his parents decided to sue Kaiyou so our favorite gangsta ass nigga decide to take matters into his own hands.
"Aye Leo." said The Nigga Nigga Kaiyou as he called up his homie Ghetto Ass Leo with iPhone 24 cuz he's still gangsta like that nahmeen?
"What up cuz?" answered Ghetto Ass Leo who was gettin some neck off a young honey in da street.
"Get dat Killa Clem we gonna ride on dat bitch ass parents of Caillou." ordered Kaiyou as he strapped gats on himself.
"Aight" replied Ghetto Ass Leo as he took a hit of dat sticky icky, so when he finished gettin neck off some other chickenhead, that boy called up Killa Clem.
"Aye gangsta, the real nigga wanted us to go ride on them bitch ass parents of Caillou." explained Ghetto Ass Leo
"Aight" replied Killa Clem as she finished cleaning her guns. Those gangstas rode up to Caillou's house at night and broke in as Caillou's parent waited in there living room with a 12 gauge double-barrel shotgun cocking that shit and shot at the windows.
"Die you hoodlums!" yelled Caillou's Daddy(Let's call him Ghast right now.)
"You ain't gettin' none of my meth!" yelled Caillou's Mommy(Let's call her Ratchet)
Our favorite niglets continued to take cover as the meth-head duo of Ghast & Ratchet continued to blast their shotguns as they were tweaking the fuck out on meth. Once they ran out of bullets Killa Clem and Ghetto Ass Leo quickly ran in opposite directions to distract them as The Nigga Nigga Kaiyou jumped in the house and sprayed the meth-heads with his Uzi gun. Those meth-heads fell down but they weren't dead as the meth kept them alive but That Nigga Nigga Kaiyou decided it was time for them to die. He walked up to Ghast and Ratchet and stuck his Desert Eagles under there chins.
"Don't kill me!" Ghast pleaded
"Don't take my meth!" Ratchet demanded
"Fuck you niggaz"
The Nigga Nigga Kaiyou blasted their heads off but out of respect he buried there bodies with the meth that they made together. You're wondering why they were suing Kaiyou? It was over a parking dispute but in reality it was front for meth. If you're wondering about Rosie that's another story.
[Role Credits] [Play "Hate It Or Love It" by The Game feat. 50 Cent]
