.:The Hina Dreads:.
Disclaimer: I have no right of Love Hina nor Vandread. And I'm sorry that I used some seiyuu's name without permission (heck, who would have get one) remember this is just a fic so don't be mad…*winks* the Japanese translation will be on the bottom, can't help writing without some jap in it :D No translation to the song though
Author's note: This fic is a complete waste of time, don't read it if you aren't prepared to face some baka fic, and I had a migraine when I wrote this. Who'd know what I'll write in this fic
Chap 1: Introduction
*Seta stood in front of the cheering crowds, ripping his head of with a smug grin on his face*
Seta: Welcome! To the grand opening of the Hina Dreads play! Now I will read out the casts!
*Appearing one by one as he read the names out loud*
Seta: (Still with his ear to ear grin) Urashima Keitarou as…Hibiki!!!!
Keitaro: (Appears out of nowhere) Eh? Anoo nice to see you guys…ha ha…(scratching the back of his head with utter confusion)
~Back stage~
Haruka: (Lits her 10th cigarette) Kitsune, are you sure you taught him how to act the day before?
Kitsune: Hmmm…no. Why?(Peeping slyly on Keitaro though a hole as she answered Haruka)
Haruka: I thought so
~Back at the main stage~
Seta: Now…introducing the main character, Narusegawa Naru as Ditaaaaaaaa!
Naru: Hello, I will be playing as Dita in this play, yurushiku! (Waving her hand abruptly, not in any mood to show her nervousness)
Crowds: (Cheering and whistling to Naru, causing her to blush)
*And so then, Seta continued to read their names*
Seta: (As always…smug grin…)Now…Aoyama Motoko, a heir of a traditional dojo Shinmei-ryu
Crowds: (Ohhhh and ahhhhs were heard)
Seta: Will be playing as….Jura, the make up psych-
*Suddenly was heard a loud wham as a stick came flat onto Seta'a face*
Jura (the real Jura from the series): How dare you call me a make up psycho??? !!! I promise you'll regret having this play going!!! (Puts the finger on Seta)
Haruka: (Head pops between the curtain and whispers just only loud enough for Jura to hear) We've arranged this show to fix and maintain the Hinata inn as well as your dreads, so, we both need it. Don't screw it up(she returns to the back stage)
Jura: (Realizing what she have done)Umm…sorry Seta-kun…ohohohoho(laughed nervously before withdrawing into the Nirvana parked on the backyard)
Motoko: (Appeared shortly after Jura) Why did the heck I have to get this role?(Cursing silently) Ja ne minna san (stomping away after saying that)
*So everything cleared and Seta continued his task*
Seta: Sorry for the interruption! And the next role is…Asakawa Yuu as Motoko-chan!
Asakawa-san: Huh? I'm supposed to be in the studio…(sweat dropped when she saw the crowds, all in confusion)
Motoko: Why am I here again? (Looks slightly disgusted with all of this) And why in the whole world did I get to face my dubber? Aww…hell, Should I get her autograph?
Seta: (Still as cheery as ever) And her song is Tsuki no Gotoku!
*Suddenly Tsuki no Gotoku was playing in the background*
Asakawa-san: (Her casual cloth suddenly changed into a leather pants and jacket, the sort that she wore for her concert in Love Hina Final Selection) Arashi kake- what am I doing!! ??(Automatically sings)
Author's note: Maybe she didn't actually wore a leather pant, but you who haven't had a single peek at her long dress (ahem) or you're just slow, you wouldn't notice it. She actually wore a leather pant bellow her dress, and I would not consider it as a dress cause it was split half in the front(I went to the concert)
*Crowds pleading to hear more*
Seta: (Doesn't seem to mind) And here is it! Horie Yui as Naru-chan!!!!
Horie-san: (Appeared beside Asakawa Yuu) where am I?(looks around, bewildered)
Naru: (Without much talking, she went to where Horie-san stood and asked for an autograph)
Horie-san: Yuukure Chiisana kage ga hashai de watashi wo tori su-(tsuki no gotoku was replaced by yakusoku and again, her voice rolled out of her mouth without her triggering it) Get me outa here!
~Back stage~
Haruka: What was that geezer doing? (Tapped her forehead)
Kitsune: I would love if he called Noda Junko-sama (Eyes starry)
Haruka: Shinobuuuu!
Shinobu: (With an apron and frying pan on hand) H-hai?
Haruka: (Still looking outside through the peeping hole) What did the heck you gave him?
Shinobu: (Blank for a moment but then came back to her senses) I gave him a Love Hina Concert script for the second page!!(runs to the main stage carrying the scripts)
Kitsune: He knew that he's reading the wrong thing and yet he still read it? I don't know a person that dumb existed (sweat drop)
Haruka: Same here
~Main Stage~
*Shinobu came running into the stage, the crowds adored her because of her cuteness*
Shinobu: (Waving the scripts in front of Seta's face) G-gomen this is the script, ano…(starts crying) UWAAAAAA!!!!
Naru: S-Shinobu…this isn't your fault…ummm…so you just stay inside until your name is called, yeah?
Shinobu: Hic…okay…I…hic…will
*As soon as the matters were settled, he reads the following casts*
Seta: You Seiyuu guys can go…and you too, Naru-chan and Motoko-chan…
*So they went back to their original position, the seiyuus to where they were supposed to be and the girls to the back stage*
Seta: The next role issssssss Kitsune-chan as Barnett!
Kitsune: (wearing bikinis) Hello…!(acting sexy) Nice to meet ya!
Seta: Wowww (thumbs up when Kitsune appeared) And next it is Haruka as Meia !!!!!!
Haruka: Yeah great…now I'm playing as that whacko…(sighed heavily)
Crowds: BOOO!
~Back Stage~
Meia: Kuso, I heard that! She called me a whacko?
Jura: He he he he he hu hu hu hu hu (keeps laughing to no end)
Barnett: I think she's still stressed out, from a man calling her a make up psycho…(sweat drop)
Shirai: Wow Haruka-san! I want her! (Eyes sparkling with stars)
Haitani: Mann, you sure had a weird taste
~Main stage~
Seta: Hah…hah (exhausted) Sorry guys! I want to rest a few hours, so Kei-kun will be leadin' the show!
Kei: (Pushed from the back stage) Oh yeah, I forgot that Seta needs rest to. Sooo…NANI? He took the script with him!
~Back stage~
Haruka: Ah well, that idiotic ruined the show. Kitsune! Time for plan B!
Kitsune: Roger! (Handed a board to Keitaro) Show it to them
~Main Stage~
Keitaro: OK…all of you! Here come all of the minor casts! Suit your self by reading this board! (Raises the board high so that everyone can see)
IN the board was written:
Duero: Haitani
Bart: Shirai
Gascogne: Mutsumi
Magno: Hina ba-chan
Pyoro: Tama chan
Parfet: Kentaro
Narrator: Seta
Director's assistant: Shinobu
Kei: So the introduction is over, we will be back in an hour!
INTRODUCTION ENDED
Jap translations:
Yurushiku:Nice to meet you
Tsuki no Gotoku:Like the moon
Yakusoku:Promise
Gomen:Sorry
Kuso:Damn/shit
Seiyuu:Dubber(did I spell it right? It has a red mark bellow it when I wrote in Microsoft word, or does it even exist?)
Disclaimer: I have no right of Love Hina nor Vandread. And I'm sorry that I used some seiyuu's name without permission (heck, who would have get one) remember this is just a fic so don't be mad…*winks* the Japanese translation will be on the bottom, can't help writing without some jap in it :D No translation to the song though
Author's note: This fic is a complete waste of time, don't read it if you aren't prepared to face some baka fic, and I had a migraine when I wrote this. Who'd know what I'll write in this fic
Chap 1: Introduction
*Seta stood in front of the cheering crowds, ripping his head of with a smug grin on his face*
Seta: Welcome! To the grand opening of the Hina Dreads play! Now I will read out the casts!
*Appearing one by one as he read the names out loud*
Seta: (Still with his ear to ear grin) Urashima Keitarou as…Hibiki!!!!
Keitaro: (Appears out of nowhere) Eh? Anoo nice to see you guys…ha ha…(scratching the back of his head with utter confusion)
~Back stage~
Haruka: (Lits her 10th cigarette) Kitsune, are you sure you taught him how to act the day before?
Kitsune: Hmmm…no. Why?(Peeping slyly on Keitaro though a hole as she answered Haruka)
Haruka: I thought so
~Back at the main stage~
Seta: Now…introducing the main character, Narusegawa Naru as Ditaaaaaaaa!
Naru: Hello, I will be playing as Dita in this play, yurushiku! (Waving her hand abruptly, not in any mood to show her nervousness)
Crowds: (Cheering and whistling to Naru, causing her to blush)
*And so then, Seta continued to read their names*
Seta: (As always…smug grin…)Now…Aoyama Motoko, a heir of a traditional dojo Shinmei-ryu
Crowds: (Ohhhh and ahhhhs were heard)
Seta: Will be playing as….Jura, the make up psych-
*Suddenly was heard a loud wham as a stick came flat onto Seta'a face*
Jura (the real Jura from the series): How dare you call me a make up psycho??? !!! I promise you'll regret having this play going!!! (Puts the finger on Seta)
Haruka: (Head pops between the curtain and whispers just only loud enough for Jura to hear) We've arranged this show to fix and maintain the Hinata inn as well as your dreads, so, we both need it. Don't screw it up(she returns to the back stage)
Jura: (Realizing what she have done)Umm…sorry Seta-kun…ohohohoho(laughed nervously before withdrawing into the Nirvana parked on the backyard)
Motoko: (Appeared shortly after Jura) Why did the heck I have to get this role?(Cursing silently) Ja ne minna san (stomping away after saying that)
*So everything cleared and Seta continued his task*
Seta: Sorry for the interruption! And the next role is…Asakawa Yuu as Motoko-chan!
Asakawa-san: Huh? I'm supposed to be in the studio…(sweat dropped when she saw the crowds, all in confusion)
Motoko: Why am I here again? (Looks slightly disgusted with all of this) And why in the whole world did I get to face my dubber? Aww…hell, Should I get her autograph?
Seta: (Still as cheery as ever) And her song is Tsuki no Gotoku!
*Suddenly Tsuki no Gotoku was playing in the background*
Asakawa-san: (Her casual cloth suddenly changed into a leather pants and jacket, the sort that she wore for her concert in Love Hina Final Selection) Arashi kake- what am I doing!! ??(Automatically sings)
Author's note: Maybe she didn't actually wore a leather pant, but you who haven't had a single peek at her long dress (ahem) or you're just slow, you wouldn't notice it. She actually wore a leather pant bellow her dress, and I would not consider it as a dress cause it was split half in the front(I went to the concert)
*Crowds pleading to hear more*
Seta: (Doesn't seem to mind) And here is it! Horie Yui as Naru-chan!!!!
Horie-san: (Appeared beside Asakawa Yuu) where am I?(looks around, bewildered)
Naru: (Without much talking, she went to where Horie-san stood and asked for an autograph)
Horie-san: Yuukure Chiisana kage ga hashai de watashi wo tori su-(tsuki no gotoku was replaced by yakusoku and again, her voice rolled out of her mouth without her triggering it) Get me outa here!
~Back stage~
Haruka: What was that geezer doing? (Tapped her forehead)
Kitsune: I would love if he called Noda Junko-sama (Eyes starry)
Haruka: Shinobuuuu!
Shinobu: (With an apron and frying pan on hand) H-hai?
Haruka: (Still looking outside through the peeping hole) What did the heck you gave him?
Shinobu: (Blank for a moment but then came back to her senses) I gave him a Love Hina Concert script for the second page!!(runs to the main stage carrying the scripts)
Kitsune: He knew that he's reading the wrong thing and yet he still read it? I don't know a person that dumb existed (sweat drop)
Haruka: Same here
~Main Stage~
*Shinobu came running into the stage, the crowds adored her because of her cuteness*
Shinobu: (Waving the scripts in front of Seta's face) G-gomen this is the script, ano…(starts crying) UWAAAAAA!!!!
Naru: S-Shinobu…this isn't your fault…ummm…so you just stay inside until your name is called, yeah?
Shinobu: Hic…okay…I…hic…will
*As soon as the matters were settled, he reads the following casts*
Seta: You Seiyuu guys can go…and you too, Naru-chan and Motoko-chan…
*So they went back to their original position, the seiyuus to where they were supposed to be and the girls to the back stage*
Seta: The next role issssssss Kitsune-chan as Barnett!
Kitsune: (wearing bikinis) Hello…!(acting sexy) Nice to meet ya!
Seta: Wowww (thumbs up when Kitsune appeared) And next it is Haruka as Meia !!!!!!
Haruka: Yeah great…now I'm playing as that whacko…(sighed heavily)
Crowds: BOOO!
~Back Stage~
Meia: Kuso, I heard that! She called me a whacko?
Jura: He he he he he hu hu hu hu hu (keeps laughing to no end)
Barnett: I think she's still stressed out, from a man calling her a make up psycho…(sweat drop)
Shirai: Wow Haruka-san! I want her! (Eyes sparkling with stars)
Haitani: Mann, you sure had a weird taste
~Main stage~
Seta: Hah…hah (exhausted) Sorry guys! I want to rest a few hours, so Kei-kun will be leadin' the show!
Kei: (Pushed from the back stage) Oh yeah, I forgot that Seta needs rest to. Sooo…NANI? He took the script with him!
~Back stage~
Haruka: Ah well, that idiotic ruined the show. Kitsune! Time for plan B!
Kitsune: Roger! (Handed a board to Keitaro) Show it to them
~Main Stage~
Keitaro: OK…all of you! Here come all of the minor casts! Suit your self by reading this board! (Raises the board high so that everyone can see)
IN the board was written:
Duero: Haitani
Bart: Shirai
Gascogne: Mutsumi
Magno: Hina ba-chan
Pyoro: Tama chan
Parfet: Kentaro
Narrator: Seta
Director's assistant: Shinobu
Kei: So the introduction is over, we will be back in an hour!
INTRODUCTION ENDED
Jap translations:
Yurushiku:Nice to meet you
Tsuki no Gotoku:Like the moon
Yakusoku:Promise
Gomen:Sorry
Kuso:Damn/shit
Seiyuu:Dubber(did I spell it right? It has a red mark bellow it when I wrote in Microsoft word, or does it even exist?)
