DISCLAIMER!

HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! BLADEWRITER…YOU OPENED YOUR PRESENT TOO EARLY! SHAME ON YOU! NOW YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO READ A STUPID FAKE TROLL-GIFT WHILE YOU WAIT FOR THE ACTUAL PRESENT! OH WELL…HERE WE GO!

Rin: Dearest, Nova, I've been meaning to inquire, do you wish to engage me in an intense and epic game of duel monsters?

Nova: Certainly, Rin, I would love to engage you in such a game of skill, wit, and luck. Thank you for offering me the extraordinary opportunity to do so.

Rin: Thank you Nova, and the sentiment is mutual. I am also grateful that you too are granting me this chance to engage you in a civil duel.

Nova: Indeed, a very civil duel. I am so happy to engage you in such an intense battle of skill and luck. Thank you, Rin. Thank you for providing me with this wonderful opportunity.

Rin: Indeed, Nova. I am so glad that bladeWriter3 made up that fanfiction so that I could get to know you and engage you in a civil battle of wits, skill, and luck.

Nova: Indeed. I am also grateful, very grateful for bladeWriter3's decision to write that fanfic and will be honored to celebrate another year of his life with a civil duel between me and you.

Rin: Indeed, indubitably. With absolute agreement I must say, Nova. Once we finish our duel, I dare say that we should go out for some cake and ice cream in celebration of the great bladeWrtier3's birthday.

Nova: Good show, Good show. But what flavor shall we purchase from the local Luncheonette?

Rin: Good Nova, I do believe that we should purchase Mint chocolate chip and Vanilla Parfaits.

Nova: Really, because I had the odd impression that we should purchase Strawberry Sorbets.

Rin: *Cracks her knuckles* Take that back you soccer-playing hoe!

OK! JUST HAD TO TEST YOU! YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT WILL BE PUBLISHED, BUT I HAD TO TROLL YOU FIRST. SEE YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!