A/N: Well there is not much to say my twisted mind gets to much ideas at once…

A/N: Well there is not much to say my twisted mind gets to much ideas at once…

Disclaimer: Do you really believe that I'm J. K. Rowling? Oh please, but I need to point out that Bran, Kaikri, Annona, Bellona, Corbett and Deirdre

P.S.: this is in a way a twisted version of the second book

I. Prologue/Surprise


It was one of those normal, peaceful days in Hogwarts where at the moment was everyone sitting in the Great Hall eating they breakfast. Yes everything was peaceful till a black colored owl flew inside and landed directly in front of a confused looking Professor Snape.

"B…Bran…" he stuttered as the bird chipped happily, his left leg pointed out.

Looking at the leg Snape paled as he saw a red envelope…a Howler which of course didn't even wait till the receiver even touched it then it immediately floated up in the air and begun to deliver the massage.

"SEVERUS SNAPE I'M SO ABSOLUTELY NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR POOR EXCOUSES!! I HAVE DECIDED AND YOU WILL NOT CHANGE ON THAT DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! AND DON'T EVEN DARE TO COME AGAIN WITH IT IS TO DANGEROUS, DO YOU REALLY THING THAT I'M AN IDIOT YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING BROTHER-IN-LAW!!" "P.s.: please feed Bran, thankies…"

As the massage ended and the Howler went up in flames was the whole Great Hall staring in death silence at the pale Potions Master.

"Erm…Severus are you ok?" Minerva asked her college who was sitting beside her. Suddenly Snape jumped up.

"THAT ANNOYINMG WOMAN!" he screamed, nearly giving everyone a heart attack and stormed out of the Hall while muttering something about "I also have something to say in this", leaving some rather frightened students and confused teachers behind. The owl flying happily after him.

To be continued…


A/N: in the next chapter you can find out who had send the Howler