Leorio POV
Ahh, my life is (almost) complete! Thousands of pretty maid chicks, unlimited riches, a handsome face, loving subjects, and most of all, a beautiful palace for my own!
Yo, my name is Leorio Paladinight, the ruler of Yorkshin Kingdom, and the richest guy in the world! I'm currently in my 20s, and am still single. I'm looking for a beautiful, charming, and kind wife, worthy of my unlimited riches and love!
So, in order to find a woman like that, I held a Royal Ball in my palace. I invited women across nations, even from the poor nations. I'm so kind, right?!
The instant the Royal Gate opened, millions of women came swarming in. The instant they saw me, their hearts are all wrapped around my finger. Maybe that's because of my charm. I'm so awesome, right?!
In the hall, all women are fighting against each other for me. They're all screaming and shouting in order to get me.
"THAT MAN IS MINE!"
"NO, MINE!"
"SCREW YOU GUYS, HE'S MINE!"
"I bet all of you just want his riches." A soldier commented. How shameful is he! I asked the guards to escort the soldier earlier to the prison. How can he NOT realize that my handsome face is the cause of all of this massacre?!
Still, a massacre is still a massacre. I escaped the hall, and nonchalantly walked through the hallways, and I spotted a woman standing on the balcony. She was extremely beautiful, even with her back facing me. Her singing captivated all the squirrels in the garden!
I took a closer look at her. Her long, silky black hair was tied into a low ponytail, with a pink ribbon. Her bright pink dress, which consisted of sashes, ribbons and decorations made her even more gorgeous.
This woman is worthy of my love,I decided. I approached her and tapped her lightly on the back. Her pretty smooth pale face turned to me…
"Leorio-kun?"
At that second, my heart stopped beating at the sight in front of me.
"I-I-ILLUMI?!"
"Wow, I never knew you had the thing for me, Leorio-kun. I insist that we get married right here, right now!"
At that, Illumi (IS HE EVEN THE ILLUMI?!) pulled a priest before me from outta nowhere. The priest is very short… the priest cleared his throat before saying, "I hereby pronounce you man and wife."
"WHAT THE HELL?! YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASKED ME BEFOREHAND!" I screamed at him as I grabbed his collar. I noted that his feet aren't touching the ground.
"A-a-acting violent towards a religious figure is a sin! Thou shall be punished!" the 'priest' stuttered.
"Thank you Mr. Priest! Now let us make a lot of children, my darling!" Illumi (IS HE EVEN THE ILLUMI?!) squealed as she (OR HE?!) dragged me down the hallways. The other women saw me and her (OR HIM?!) and tried to snatch me away from Illumi.
Unfortunately, Illumi threw needles onto their heads, and they dropped dead to the ground.
"NOOOO!" I screamed as my vision darkened.
"AHHHHH!"
I shouted as I woke up from my terrible nightmare. My nightwear (consisting of pajamas with little monkeys all over it) was drenched with sweat. My pillow was on the ground (by me... obviously) and my blanket was thrown across the room. This place looked as if a hurricane had hit it!
Someone knocked on my door. "REOLIO!1 WHY THE HELL DI DYOU WAKE US UP IN 4 AM IN THE MORNING?!" I was that assassin brat.
"SHUT THE HELL UP! I HAD A NIGHTMARE!"
I heard laughter from outside. "a nightmare? So little Leorio is scared of something that exists in the world of unconciousness?! AHAHAHAHAHHA"
I grumbled as I opened the door and chased after the brat. HE HAD NO FREAKING IDEA WHAT I WENT THROUGH!
DING DONG!
"Coming!" I called out to answer the door. And when I opened the door… there stood Illumi Zoldyck.
"AHHHHHHH!" I screamed. I accidently slipped on the floor while stepping back, and epically fell over in front of the guy, while he was just standing there with a straight face.
"I came to deliver Kil-chan's stash of chocolate. Mother was complaining about flies over at our house." He said as he handed me a paper bag. I accepted it, but the bag was so heavy I stumbled over and it landed on my foot. ON. MY. FOOT.
"AARGHHH!" I screamed. Illumi just stood there nonchalantly, before saying "bye" and ran home at the speed of 200 km/h. I kept screaming until Gon and Kurapika finally heard my scream and helped me.
:"Leorio, your scream is deafening! You did it this mornig too, you know?" Gon commented.
"yes, and… what was that about Killua's brother?" Kurapika asked.
I escaped from the two with the speed of 300 km/h.
