Summary: What if the Kyuubi wasn't a demon? What if it was Naruto's twin sister? Uzumaki Kyuubi is the older twin and Kenjutsu user, Naruto is powerful... Wait... Akatsuki is still after them? Why? And Uzumaki Kushina, the twins mother, is the late Yondaime Mizukage and the leader of the 7 Swordsmen? Kyuubi is the new owner of her sword, Hyokoden? What is this?

I've read a bit of a story where Kushina is the Yondaime Mizukage and the leader of 7 Swordsmen, and I beg the creator pardon for taking the idea, but I'm not coping your fic. I just loved the idea about Naruto's mother and got an own idea how to use it.

Warning: Powerful!Naruto, Powerful!OC, OCC-ness, None-demon Kyuubi, four members in team 7, might be bad jokes, cursing, techniques from Claymore.

Pairings: Undecided if it even will be pairings...

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Typing:

Narrating
Scene shift/Flashback/Time shift
"Talking"
'Thinking'
'Quoting'
Jutsu
Written message
'Inner/Demon Speaking'
'Inner/Demon Thinking'
"Scream from far away"
"Hologram speak" (Yes, it is the Akatsuki holograms I mean)
(Author comment)

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If I did own Naruto, Naruto would kick ass, I would be in as the Kyuubi's younger sister, Sasuke would die, everyone in Akatsuki would be alive ('specially Hidan), Naruto wouldn't be in love with Sakura: He would be in love with a girl that likes him, Shikamaru and Temari should be getting married and girls should be more powerful then boys (beside fan-girls, they are always weaker then boys! FOREVER!!). This is just my way to say that I don't own Naruto. I don't own any techniques from Claymore I put in either. Now, can you please remove the shyte from my neck, Hidan?


Words can harm you more then kicks and hits. Why where they telling him such bad things? Why did they think he was a monster? Why did they think Kyuubi was a monster? The blond boy shivered where he was hiding from the mob at their birthday, October the 10th, the same day as two minor demons was killed by the Yondaime Hokage. Every birthday they had been hunted by mobs. He turned his head and saw his twin sister Kyuubi, or Kyu-chan as he called her, sit in her hiding place. They where seven now, and lived at their own in a apartment. Next day they where going to start the Shinobi Academy, but first they had to escape the mob and get to the Hokage's office.

He nodded slowly to his sister and she grinned. So they ran inside the building and started to stealthy get to the Hokage's office without any problem. Kyuubi got first and knocked before she opened the door.

"JII-CHAN!!", she called out and the old man looked up from the papers. "Mobs are chasing us again! They are evil!!"

"Kyuubi-chan, Naruto-kun, welcome in", the old man smiled. "So there was mobs after you again?"

"Yeah!", the blond boy, Naruto, called out. "And this time it was some Chuunins with them! Jii-chan, we are scared!"

As the man started to calm Naruto down Kyuubi tripped over something, and hit her head in a box that was standing against the wall, the box tipped and broke when it connected with the floor. A huge sword of crystal slided out at the floor, as big as a full-grown woman. The twins blinked and then Kyuubi squealed.

"Wow! A sword! I love swords! I wonder if I can be taught Kenjutsu? It would be awesome!", she called out in happiness and grabbed the sword, and tried to lift it, using so much force it flew up in the celling. "So light... I'll get it down!"

Said and done, she jumped, grabbed the handle and drew it down to the ground. The Hokage blinked. It had been needed ten ANBU to carry the old sword in its box to his office.

"Who's the swords owner, Jii-chan?", the twins asked at the same time.

"Actually, the owner is death. Her name was Kushina, former ninja from the Whirlpool country and the Yondaime Mizukage. As well as the only one that could fight against the Yondaime Hokage and get a tie", he explained. "But I guess the sword belongs to you now, Kyuubi. In Kushina's will she wrote that she would give the sword to the woman that did think the sword is light..."

"YAY!!", said girl squealed. "Jii-chan, I want to learn to use this claymore!"

For that was what the sword was: A huge claymore. The Hokage sighed.

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About 5 years later...

Iruka was annoyed. It was supposed to be the Genin exams that day and two of the student's hadn't appeared yet, or else every person at the last bench would be inching away from a redhead save from a blondie. Right at cue the door was kicked open and his two missing students came in.

One was a female with a senbon needle in her mouth. Her unruly, red hair was shoulder-length and her eyes was the brightest green. She was wearing a red tank-top over a black net-skirt with sleeves that stopped at her arm-bows, a pair of black, finger-less gloves, a pair of black trousers that stopped a inch above her ankle joints at the left leg and right above her knee at her right leg. She was also wearing black ninja-sandals. The thing that made people afraid of her wasn't only her attitude, but also her so-called jewellery. As a necklace she wore ten kunai around her neck with the help of steel wire, in her pierced right ear there hung three shuriken and around her arms she had a total of thirteen 'bracelets' of senbons or shuriken. And completing the look there was a huge claymore of crystal strapped to her back, and the weapon was larger then her. She flashed a toothy, evil grin at the girls in her age.

The other one was a male with short, golden-blond hair that was standing in all directions with crystal blue eyes, and he looked different from his twin. In their personality, he was her yang, and for one year ago he would have been in bright orange, but his sister had gotten another style at him. He was shorter then her, but smiled all the time. He was dressed in a black t-skirt with orange sleeves over a black net-skirt with sleeves that stopped one inch from his ankles. At his hands he wore gauntlets with sharp metal-claws and around his harms metal wire was wrapped. He wore black trousers that stopped right above his ankle joints with a orange stripe running down at the left side. At his foots he wore black ninja-sandals as well, and didn't look at all as scary as his sister. He flashed a foxy grin that looked happy, and not evil.

"Uzumaki Naruto and Uzumaki Kyuubi makes entrance!", Naruto called out, gaining lots of sweet-drops and a hit on his head by his sister.

"Urusei, baka!", she yelled at him. "We are fucking late because that you had to eat your fucking ramen even when you oversleep you fucktard!" Then she turned to Iruka. "Sorry that we are fucking late, Iruka, but my brother is fucking impossible it wake up! Damn it!"

She jumped and landed with a thump at her favorite place in the left corner, that was empty. Naruto sat down in the closet seat. Iruka looked at the twins. They where so different.

"Okay, but don't be late next time... Now, as I was saying before. The Genin-exam test will be at the Bunshin no Jutsu. Come to the room beside this when we call your name."

Naruto became white in his face, began sweating and was getting panic. 'Oh no! Kyu-chan is going to murder me! Of all jutsu's that exist, why that one?! It is that jutsu I'm the worst at...!! But I have to do it... Just wait!'

Kyuubi was sending glares at the girls with a scowl. She bit herself in her pierced tongue, clicking with the piercing. 'Naru-chan is going to fail. That is his worst jutsu after all. Maan, I wish I could use mirages in place of those clones, they are just a waste of chakara. Well then, if we have to...'

The test progressed fast, one after another came out with a headband. Kyuubi barely passed, but her clones just held a couple of seconds. She took a headband as she left and fingered at the plate with a sign. Naruto was called up, and he made one clone. A very, very bad clone. When he came out without a headband Kyuubi walked over to him and hugged him.

"Let's go outside, ne, Naruto? A bit away from the others, so we don't need to hear those guys. You just got too much chakara for that idiotic jutsu, and it is a waste of time to learn them. I'll teach you mirages some time, okay?"

He smiled a sad smile at her. "Thanks, Kyu-chan."

They left. Kyuubi stopped dead in her tracks after a while of quiet walked. "I forgot! We need to buy new food. I'll meet you later, okay?"

"Okay", he agreed and saw her walk away with a bitter look, he wanted to become a ninja as well.

He walked on.

"Naruto-kun", a voice came from behind and Naruto turned around, to recognize the person.

"Mizuki-sensei...?"

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"Don't become angry at Iruka-sensei...", Mizuki told Naruto. "He is strict, but believe me, he is as strict to himself as he is to you."

Naruto looked at the Chuunin. "But... Why is it always me?"

Mizuki looked at him and smiled a nice smile. "Maybe because he is a orphan? I think he just want that you will become strong... And make it on your own", he told the boy. "I know that he don't mean any harm. Try to understand him. He sees himself in you, and only because of that..."

Naruto looked down again. "But... It would have been fun to become a ninja."

"All right then", Mizuki smiled.

"Eh?"

"I will tell you something..."

Just coming out from a shop Kyuubi focused her chakara to her ears and started to listen, accidentally getting to know what Mizuki told Naruto and her eyes narrowed.

"Damn it... Damn you, to trick my fucking idiotic brother like that..."

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Night...

With Kyuubi.

Kyuubi was stealthy following Mizuki as she ran to Iruka's home and knocked at the door. 'I know that you will lead me to Naru-chan later, you fucktard, so I'll just follow you', was the thoughts swirling around in her mind. She saw Iruka open the door.

"What is it?"

"Hurry! It is a gathering at Hokage-sama's place! It seems like Naruto-kun did steal the Forbidden Scroll...!!"

Kyuubi sighed. This was going to become a long night.

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With Naruto.

Naruto was panting after his training. A shadow came over too him and he looked up.

"Well then, so it was here you where", a scarred Chuunin said as she forced a smile at Naruto.

"Ha ha! Uncle nosebleed! I found you!" Yes, it was Naruto.

"It is I that found you, you little brat!!", Iruka yelled at Naruto activating his Gigantic Evil Demon Head no Jutsu as he screamed at the boy. Then he noticed the condition Naruto was in.

"He, he, he... That was too fast... I that only got the time to learn one single jutsu", Naruto answered.

"Young boy...", Iruka spoke. "You look terrible, what have you been doing out here?"

"Ah! Nothing at all! I will show you a jutsu I've learnt!", Naruto called out. "If I can make it so can I become a ninja, right?!"

'What? So he was training here all the time?', Iruka thought, even if he didn't notice two persons closing in at hem. "Naruto...", he started, getting a 'Hm?' as answer. "The scroll you got on your back..."

"This scroll?", Naruto asked looking at it. "Mizuki-sensei told me where to find it. And he also told me that if I learnt one of the jutsus at it so was I going to become a ninja without any question about it!"

'Mizuki?', Iruka thought, then he noticed one of the two persons close by, he got Naruto out of the way and got hit by a couple of kunais thrown at himself, unable to dodge. Mizuki was standing in a three.

"You got here", he spoke.

"Well then... Then I understand!" Iruka.

"Naruto. Give me the scroll." Mizuki.

"What... What is going on... What? What?!" Naruto.

"Naruto! Protect that scroll with your life!!", Iruka yelled. "The jutsus that stands in it is dangerous, forbidden ninjutsu! Mizuki did just use you to get his hands on that scroll!"

As Mizuki was about to speak the thing he was standing on was cut of by a claymore. Kyuubi landed at the ground and turned around, pointing at Mizuki, that gotten to another three.

"YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!! YOU ARE A SUCH FUCKED, SCREWED UP FUCKTARD THAT I WANT TO KILL YOU!!", the girl yelled at him. "HOW DARE YOU TRICK MY FUCKTARD TO A BROTHER TO STEAL THE FORBIDDEN SCROLL?!"

Mizuki was surprised, so was Iruka. Mizuki spoke first.

"How did you know?"

"Do you think I'm a motherfucking idiot or what?", she scoffed. "Sorry, but I happens to overhear you, you god-damned fucker, talk to Naruto, so I fucking followed you around and at last I fucking found here when you fucking got here!!" Then she smiled at Naruto. "Go and fucking beat him up for the first fucking time of his fucking arrogant life, Naruto!"

As she said that Mizuki threw one of the two huge shurikens he had at his back at Naruto, and Iruka got exactly on time to protect him, getting the weapon in his back, the twins eyes widened.

"Why do you protect that demon?!", Mizuki shouted.

"Naruto isn't a demon", Iruka spoke as Kyuubi gently helped him to a three. "He is one of my best students! I give you my word on that! A fighter... Stubborn, but a little clumsy, and never recognized... He knows what it means to suffer... He is no demon. He is the ninja from Konoha, Uzumaki Naruto."

Mizuki reached for his second huge weapon. "Ha! I believe that as much as I want to do! Iruka... I was thinking at taking care of you later, but screw that... DIE!!"

He charged at Iruka, as if he forgot the twins, and a knee conected with his fice, sending him down from the three. Naruto landed with a thump at the ground, as Kyuubi cheered from behind, with one foot at the scroll.

"Lay one finger at Iruka-sensei and you are dead!", Naruto growled.

"N... No! You idiot! What are you doing?! RUN!!", Iruka yelled at Naruto.

Kyuubi shook her head. "Iruka-sensei, you know how skilled Naruto are with his wire and gaunlets, even in Taijutsu", she said, making Iruka shoked how little she cursed. "But that fucktard is underrestemating my brother, and for that he is going to fucking die! Naruto isn't anywho, he is my fucking brother, damn it!"

"Ha, ha, ha! A little kid like you I can take easy with my left!", Mizuki yelled.

"Just try, you piece of shit!", Naruto said, doing a handseal. "I will give back in tousands!"

"Well then, try then if you dares to, you damn demon!!", Mizuki yelled at Naruto.

"Tajuu Kage Bunchin no Jutsu!"

And then Mizuki was surronded by one tousand clones, and Kyuubi was laughting with her hearts desire at his face as he looked arouynd.

"What! What the...!?", Mizuki yelled, and Kyuubi answered:

"You fucking idiot! If you fucking tell Naruto that he can become a fucking ninja if he learns a fucking jutsu of his choise, He will learns the fucking jutsu!!"

"Well? Come on then! Weren't you supposed to take me with your left?", att Narutos asked at the same time. "Then I have to begin then!"

"AGGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

Whaok. Aaggh. Bam. Wham. Thok. Swish. Thok. Wham. Gwaa. Bash.

They looked down at Mizuki that was at Narutos feet as the clones was dispelled. He scratched the back of his head.

"He, he... I maybe hit him a little to much..."

"No shit Naruto! That fucktard deserved it!" You get a cookie if you can guess who.

"Naruto, get here a bit", Iruka smiled. "I have a present to you."

Naruto got over there and closed his eyes. When he got to open them again Iruka had tied his headband to Naruto's head.

"Congratulations, baka, to your exam", Kyuubi grinned.

"Tonight we have to celebrate! It is ramen!", Iruka stated. "I'll pay!!"

As Naruto hugged Iruka Kyuubi scoffed.

"And you better buy me lots of strawberries, you fucktard Iruka!", she spoke. "But, fuck... Welcome in the family."

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Some day later...

Naruto yawned as he sat up in his bed, and got out in the kitchen. There was already a breakfast done for him, and a message with a nine-tailed fox as signature. He took it and read it as he ate the breakfast and drank some milk.

Naruto. This will be your breakfast, and you better fucking eat it, put the things back and so on. No more dinner-ramen and breakfast-ramen, you need to eat something better. See you at the academy, but I have to buy more weapons. I'll buy you more wire as well.

Kyuubi -doodle-

He singed and got dressed in his normal outfit, and as he reached his goggles he noticed the headband, he grabbed it in stead and put it on before he rushed to the Academy. Well there he sat down at a free place beside around the dark aura around Kyuubi. Her headband had the cloth shifted to red and she had tied it into the bandage where she had her Kunai-holster. A random classmate walked up to him.

"What? Naruto! What are you doing here?", he asked. "It is just real students that is allowed here today!"

"Hahaa! Don't you see the headband, huh?", he answered.

"Excuse me, can I come past?"

Naruto looked over there and saw Hanuro Sakura. Naruto had a huge crush on her, but he didn't dare to ask her out because of his twin sister, as usual. Said redhead noticed it and stood up as she walked down.

"Naruto, move your ass!! I want to sit at the other side!!", she yelled as she felt a hand on her shoulder, and turned her head, to meet green eyes.

"I don't get what you see in some fucktard like the Uchiha", Kyuubi snarled, "but don't be fucking rude to Naruto, he might be a fucking idiot, but he isn't someone you can fucking act however you fucking want to."

Naruto's eyes narrowed. Uchiha Sasuke was the most popular among the Kunochi, in fact there was just two girls that wasn't his fan-girls. Kyuubi grabbed Naruto and dragged him up to her place, as she hit him on the head, she didn't want him to be near Sakura, and now there was a cat fight between every girl in class about who where going to sit beside Sasuke, including Sakura and not counting Hyuuga Hinata and Kyuubi herself. Iruka walked in.

"Sit down at your places. Now", Iruka said and everything stopped. In some matter of seconds everyone was at their places. Then he started to talk. "...and today you are all real ninjas... But! You are still genins. It is now the hard begins! So... From today you can get missions from the Hokage. You will be in groups of three, or four in one case, and each group will get a Jounin as a teacher. That teacher will be your leader and follow you when you do your missions."

'Hn...! Groups at three or four? The other two or three will just be in my way...', a boy with duck-ass style black hair thought.

'I have to get into the same group as Sasuke-kun!!', a girl with pink hair thought.

'If just Sakura-chan or Kyu-chan is in my group I don't care who the last one is. Just if it isn't Sasuke!', a blond boy thought.

'Naru-chan better be in my group. And hell if I get Sasuke or Sakura...', a scary female redhead thought.

"We've already decided the groups so the balance becomes good", Iruka finished.

"WHAAAAAAAT?!", the biggest part of the 'Genins' yelled.

"Team 1...", Iruka began and started listing the groups. "Next! Team 7. Hanuro Sakura, Uzumaki Naruto...", the pinkette hung her head, the blond boy cheered and the scary redheads dark aura became murderous. "...Uchiha Sasuke..." The black-haired boy stayed emotionless, the pinkette cheered, the blond boy hung his head and the scary redheads aura darkened more. "...and... Uzumaki Kyuubi." The pinkette started to sweat, the blond boy cheered, the black-haired boy became very pale and the scary redhead flashed a evil smile.

"Iruka-sensei!! Why do I that's so good have to get into the same group as that guy?!", Naruto yelled.

"...Sasuke is the Ninja of the Year. He was best of all 28 students! And Naruto... You where the worst! Got it? The group should be balanced. Then it will be like this. Because Sarutobi understood that keep you and Kyuubi apart she, as the Kunochi of the Year, got to be in your group." Iruka stopped there.

"Hn. Just look so you aren't in my way...", Sasuke spoke up, "...dobe."

"Fuck off, you fucktard!", Kyuubi growled. "Don't you fucking dare to disrespekt him! If you even dare to fucking underrestimate us, I'll let you fucktard taste of Hyokoden!"

"Wait, what!?", Yamanaka Ino screached. "That cursing tomboy is the Kunocho of the Year?! I tought I was that!!"

"It is fucking easy to become the Kunochi of the year, banshee", Kyuubi scoffed back. "Expecally since you all just care about one thing, and that is your looks. Eat and train more, so do you might have a fucking clue about what this fucking life is about!!"

"SILENCE!!", Iruka yelled. "Team 8 is Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba and Aburame Shino. Team 9 is still in circulation, so there will not be a team 9 this year. Team 10 is Nara Shikamaru, Akimichi Choji and Yamanaka Ino...", as he took team 11 he stopped. "You will meet your leaders after lunch. Meeting then!"

Kyuubi sighed and picked up one lunchbox from her weaponpunch and a instant-ramen cup. She handed the later to Naruto before she opened her lunchbox, wich was full of dango. She started to eat.

Naruto blinked. 'What is it with Kyu-chan and dango, really? I bet no other sarcastic ninja eats it...'

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Dango-shop

Anko sneezed as she was about to take a bite of her dango. She growled.

'The one who talked about me is going to die!', she tought as she took the bite of her dango.

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Back at the Academy, much later...

Kyuubi sat down with a black aura surronding her. Their teacher was three hours late, and he better have a good excuse, or else she was going to go to closest training spot. She looked at Naruto that was looking outside. Sakura looked at him.

"Naruto!", she called out. "Sit down for once!"

"But... Like why is our teacher the only one that is so damn late?", he asked, taking after a redhead in his language. "Every other team has already left for a long time ago! Not even Iruka-sensei is left!"

Kyuubi grumbeled over that he had right, Sasuke glanced at Naruto and Naruto...

"No!! What the heck are you doing? Naruto!!"

Naruto used a table to put up a trap in the door. He jumped down and landed as she spoke:

"It is the teachers fault as he is to late!!"

"You and your pranks!", the pink-haired banshee growled. "I'm not going to take any responsibility!"

'I actually like things like this!', Inner Sakura giggled.

"Ha!", Sasuke spoke. "As if a Jounin would actually fall fot that stupid trap..."

"Hell yeah! It is that fucking fucktard to a teachers fucking fault!", Kyuubi grinned. "Even if it is fucking unbelivible that the fucktard is going to fucking fall for it!"

The Jounin came, opened the door and fell for the trap. Kyuubis eyes widdened in chock over that he fell for it and Naruto laughted.

"Kya ha ha ha ha!! He fell for it! He fell for it!!" Naruto.

"Sensei... Gomen... I tried to stop him, but..." Sakura.

'Exactly as planed! Awesome!' Inner Sakura with tumbs up.

'Is that really a Jounin? Not really impressive...' Sasuke.

"What the fuck? The fucktard fell for it?!" Kyuubi.

The Jounins eye became a upside-down U as she 'smiled'. "Hm... How shall I put it...", he said. "My first impression of you is..." Silence. "Hate!" A gloomy aura surronded the 'Genins'. "Meet me at the roof."

And so he was gone. In a puff of smoke. Kyuubi walked to the window and opened it, just to swing herself up to the roof. The other three took the stares.

"So, now you all are here", the Jounin spoke. "Well then... You can start with present yourself."

"...what are we going to say?", Sakura asked.

"Your names. What you like... Dislike... Dreams... Hobbies... Something that way."

"Well then, fucktard! Can't you fucking tell us about yourself first, you fucking sensei?", Kyuubi asking, not laying down at her curses.

"Yes... You look a bit odd...", Sakura agreed.

"Eh... Me?", the Jounin asked. "My name is Hatake Kakashi. What I like things, I dislike things. My dreams has nothing with you to do, and my hobbies is nothing to speak about with kids present."

Sakura looked disappointed and spoke to Naruto and Kyuubi:

"Eh... He didn't tell us anything beside his name..."

"Your turn. We'll begin with you, Pinky."

"My name is Hanuro Sakura... I like...", she glances as Sasuke. "Eehh... And... My hobbies is...", glances at Sasuke and blushes. "My dream is...", glances at Sasuke and squeals. "I dislike Naruto and the Kyuubi bitch."

"The feeling is mutual, fucktard", Kyuubi growled.

"Next, Broody."

"Uchiha Sasuke. I dislike a lot of things, but likes... Nothing special. And... Not because I'll let it become my dream, but I have a goal. To revive my family and to kill a man."

Sakura blushed. 'God so cool Sasuke-kun is...'

Naruto paled. 'He doesn't mean... Me, right?'

Kyuubi scowled. 'Why are the bitch blushing? He didn't say he where going to revive his clan with her...'

"You next, blondie."

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I like instant ramen, train, when Iruka-sensei give me ramen at Ichiraku and my sister! I dislike the time that it takes for instant ramen to cool and when people harms my sister! My dream is to become Hokage or the ANBU Commander!! And to get the whole village to accept me! My hobbies is to play pranks and train... I guess..."

"Last you, weaponry."

"My fucking name is Uzumaki Kyuubi. I fucking like dango, train, swords, my claymore, her fucking name is Hyokoden, and my fucking idiot to a brother. I fucking dislike a lot of things, but the fucking list include the fucktards in the village and the fucktards in the council. My fucking hobbies is to mess with the fucking council and to train, and my fucking dream is to... Become the fucking Hokage or if my brother becomes it, I want to become the fucking ANBU Commander."

'Oh, god save me... A hyperactive ramen-obsessed Hokage-wannabe, a avenger, a fan-girl and a cursing tomboy that likes making things hard for the council... Did I do something to anger Hokage-sama? And if I don't let them become ninjas the council will degrade me to a Genin myself...'

"Good! It will do as a presentation! Tomorrow you will get a mission. It is a job for just us five. A survival training..." He got mixed reaction, where of Naruto didn't get anything, Sakura was sceptic, Sasuke was emotionless and Kyuubi started to curse worse then a sailor. "This survival training is different... It is against me you need to survive."

"Then! Then!", Naruto began. "Like what is this training?!"

Kakashi giggled. "Sensei...", Sakura spoke up. "What's so funny?"

"No... Very well... It's just that... When I tell you this you guys are definitely going to flip."

"Flip? Ha?" Naruto.

"What the fuck are you talking about?!" I'm not even going to type it, you get who it is.

"Of the 28 students that graduated from the Academy, only nine, or ten if this team is included, will be chosen as Genins. The rest will be sent back to the academy", Kakashi spoke. "This test I'm going to make you take has a failure rate at 66 percent." Kyuubi started to curse even worse, Sasuke paled, Naruto panicked and Sakura seemed green. "Ha ha ha! I told you that you where going to flip!"

"Then what is the fucking point of fucking take that god-damned Genin fucking exam?!" You know... It is obvious who that was...

"Oh... That? That is just to chose those Academy students that is allowed the chance of becoming Genin..."

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

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Kumo...

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" (1)

"You heard that, Killer Bee?", a woman with sandy blond hair and slinted, purple eyes in jounin attire asked. "I thought I heard someone yell..."

"I sure did, Yugito-o", a tanned man with the tattoo of two horns answered as he tried to rap. "I wonder who it was-o."

Yugito sweat-dropped.

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Back to Team 7

"You will be graded at the training field. Bring your weapons and other tools", Kakashi told them. "And skip the breakfast or you will trow up." He walked over and gave them one paper each. "The details stands at this paper. Don't be late."

"Trow up? Is the test that hard?" Sakura.

"You have to fucking stand to fucking trow up if you fucking want to become a fucking kunochi. Get a life, you fucktard to a fan-girl." Yup. Kyuubi.

That night was Naruto training to fight against a doll of Kakashi while Kyuubi learned everything that got to know about Kakashi and his test from adults and scrolls...


(1) Yes, it was Kyuubi's voice that was being heard to Kumo. And if you don't know who Yugito or Killer Bee is, remember: Spoiler warning of doom! But don't know who Yugito is? That person needs to read/watch more Naruto!!

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My dictionary!!

Jii-chan - Old man

Kenjutsu - Sword Techniques

Yondaime Mizukage - The Fourth Water Shadow

Urusei - Shut up

Baka - Idiot

Tajuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu - Mass Shadow Clone Technique

Hyokoden - Ice Legend

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Notes:

Kyuubi cursing: Yes, I did that because I wanted to! Cursing bad-ass, powerful females is the best thing I know beside manga and anime!! ...and lots more, but as personality it is the best thing I know!

Kyuubi-Sakura relationship: Kyuubi don't think Sakura is good for Naruto, and I seriously think so to. But because of that Kyuubi does the best she can to scare Sakura away from Naruto. Sakura thinks Kyuubi is planing on stealing Sasuke, and therefore she hates her.

Kyuubi, dango and strawberries: Yes, Kyuubi loves dango and strawberries as much as Naruto loves ramen. Don't ask me why, I just felt like doing that.

The Kyuubi no Kitsune?: To put it simple: In this story, there is more then one Kyuubi. The Kyuubi that attacked Konoha isn't a demon in this story: It is Naruto's twin sis! Anyway, the other Bijuus are still sealed inside of their Jinchuurikis. Akatsuki still exist. But I have no idea why they should be after Kyuubi and Naruto. I would love to get help with that.

Pairings?: There maybe will be pairings. Maybe is the keyword. But here is what I don't do: I don't write yaoi (nor yuri). I will not do NaruSaku (but I can do SasuSaku). I will not pair someone together with someone high above they age (NarutoxTsunade, SakuraxKakashi and so on...). But I think KyuHida would work. Actually, I'm starting to think out ways for they to get together. You are free to do decisions. I'll maybe do a poll later... And by the way... NO HAREM! Sorry, harem-lovers, I am a harem-lover too but I have to figure out a way to do normal pairings before I move over to Harem.

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Kyuubi: So, fuck it... What is going to happen next?

Kyuuki: I... Will try to figure out a way to write the bell test. It is hard. And it might be a bit long between the updates at this story, I got Transform into Dreams and the school to.

Sasuke: Why did i pale when I heard Kyuubi's name?

Kyuuki: Because I wanted you to! I'm the almighty author! Fear my wrath! Or rather my typing...

Sasuke: DIE! CHIDORI!! -Charges at Kyuuki-

Kyuuki: -Trips Sasuke and breaks his arm in the process- That will not work at me! Because I can do anything! MO HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Naruto: Oh, please...

Kyuubi: I fucking agree. It is up to us to fucking say that!

Naruto/Kyuubi: PLEASE/FUCKING REVIEW!!

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