The New Cadet
Summary: Naruto Kurama Uzumaki graduates at the top of his class in the Galactic Protectorate. Unfortunately, all the teams are full, except the infamous captain, Duck Dodgers and his Eager Young Space Cadet. Seeing no other options and ready for adventure, he agrees to be on Captain Dodgers' team, not knowing of the adventures in store for him.
Naruto x Harem
Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Duck Dodgers series, please support the official release.
Beta/Co Writers: Chaos-PSD and Jebest91
"Wow. Me, a cadet? I never thought I'd see this day come true. Kaa-san and Tou-san would be so proud of me right now." A young man of the ripe age of 18 said in amazement. The young man was a healthy size of 6'0, toned body which stored compacted muscles, he had average sized spiky sun kissed yellow hair which slightly framed his cerulean blue eyes. He was devoid of almost all baby fat but still leaving a little bit left which gave him a mixture of a round and angular face. His cheeks both sported three whisker marks that would remind someone of a fox. Finally, he had on a light orange tight-fitting jumpsuit with black boots, arm length gloves and a utility belt.
"Hmm, let's see, I have to go to Dr. I.Q. lab for my assignment and ship arrangements." Shrugging, he took out the map handed to him and started following the directions.
After finding the door he was about to knock until he heard yelling on the other side of the door making him stop. "Dodgers, how could you lose the shipment of precious diamonds to go engrave your name into a moon which ultimately led you into invading a Martian ship to raid their energy core?!" The voice shouted making Naruto cringe at the berating.
"Yeah, yeah I.Q., but it all worked out in the end didn't it? So there's no need to worry." A obnoxious voice replied back.
Deciding that he waited long enough, he knocked on the long steel door, stopping all conversation in the room.
"Come in." came the naturally gruff voice of I.Q. Walking in, Naruto saw three people which were one of the most odd bunch he's seen in awhile. One was an orange-haired scientist with the ugliest hairstyle ever underneath a lightbulb hat and wearing arm length rubber gloves, a black duck with an orange beak with a laid back look and an anthropomorphic pig in a purple one piece suit with a worried look on his pink face.
"Ahem, yes, I was told to come to Dr. I.Q. Hi for ship crew arrangements by my instructor." Naruto explained making I.Q. smile brightly. "Yes, I'm I.Q.. Glad to have such an excellent graduate join the ranks of the protectors. And one with full honors, at that. With your help, I know we can guarantee a better future for Earth." IQ drawled on.
"HEY! Aren't ya' gonna introduce us to the newbie? We're important too, ya know." The previous quiet duck said making I.Q. sigh.
"Fine. Mr. Uzumaki, this is the... 'famed' captain, Duck Dodgers and his 'sidekick', Cadet Porky Pig." I.Q. explained, making Dodgers nod in acceptance while the Cadet Pig tried to explain that he wasn't a sidekick but Dodgers slapped his hand over his mouth to quiet him.
"Not to be rude, but could we get this moving along? I'd like to start my adventures as soon as possible." Naruto said with barely control energy coursing through him.
"Ah yes, sorry about that, force of habit, so let me see what crew would be best suited for you." I.Q. said, walking over to his console and typing in a few commands. After a minute or two passed his smile turned into a light frown.
"I'm terribly sorry to say this Naruto, but there are no openings remaining. You'll just have to be put on the reserves." IQ said seriously making Naruto widened his eyes considerably.
"WHAT?! What do you mean I'll be put on some stupid reserves, 'ttebayo?!" Naruto said getting slightly angry. His outburst just made I.Q. sigh. "It's exactly what I said, there's no spaces left, you'll just have to wait until there's another opening which most likely won't happen for months." He explained, while Naruto was getting angrier. Dodgers suddenly popped out a lit lightbulb into his head.
"I got it! OW!" Dodgers said before hitting his head on said light bulb causing a big bulge to form on top his head. He pressed it back down, jumps out of his seat and approaches Naruto.
"You can join my crew, and by 'crew', I mean myself and the Cadet on my ship." said Dodgers, surprising everyone in the room. Dr. I.Q. was quick to object to that proposal.
"No, no, no, no, no! NO! There's no way that I'm going to just stand by and watch as you drag our best graduate down to your level!" he shouted. Dodgers simply took his objections in stride as the Cadet pulled him to the side.
"I have to admit, Captain, I'm be-be-quite surprised that you'd be so quick to have a freshly-made graduate join us. Eh-eh-you're usually more prone to openly mock graduates for just becoming cadets." he says to the captain. Dodgers looks back to see I.Q. telling Naruto of bad of an idea joining Dodgers is. He then pulls the Cadet closer.
"Truth be told, Cadet. If I've got the best graduate on my ship following my orders, it'll make me look even better. This'll make me a shoe-in for the next 'Captain of the Year' awards." Dodgers whispered. He releases the Cadet to rejoin I.Q. and Naruto.
"Dodgers you'd have to be out of your mind if I gave you command over a successful-" I.Q. said with a growl, but before he could continue he was interrupted by Naruto.
"I'll take it." Naruto said to Dodgers making everyone widen their eyes.
"Haha, could you please repeat that, Naruto? I didn't hear you correctly" I.Q. chuckled nervously.
"I said I'll take the position. It's better than being put on reserves for who knows for how long. I'll take my chances." Naruto said seriously, causing Dodgers whoop in joy, Cadet to look even more nervous and I.Q. to be drained of all color.
"Are there any other, more sane reasons?" I.Q. said returning to somewhat normal.
"Well, I like to think I'm a good judge of character and I see that while Captain Dodgers has a lot of negative qualities, he's a good guy at heart, and I sense nothing negative from the Cadet. Plus, if anything I've heard from the instructors is true, I'll be in for the ride of my life." Naruto said grinning at the end at the prospect of fighting villains, having an arch nemesis, and saving beautiful women.
"See? That's good enough of reason for him to join us, I.Q.. Come along, new cadet. We have things to do. And a galaxy to see!" Dodgers already walking out with the Cadet at his side, Naruto was already moving along as well.
"Please, Naruto! Reconsider this course of action! It'd be ridiculously unwise for someone of your caliber." I.Q. pleaded.
"Sorry, doctor, no can do. I don't like waiting and I'll most likely have a lot of fun with Dodgers and the Cadet." Naruto said before giving salute before walking out making I.Q. sigh in frustration.
Later, we see the newly formed team walking through the docking bay towards their ship. When they arrived, Naruto marveled at the sight. Although he's gone through many simulations he's never actually seen a Protectorate ship up close.
"Whoa! I was always told that Protectorate ships were impressive. Glad to see that it wasn't just militaristic boasting." he said in amazement. As they entered the ship, the Cadet turns to Naruto with a hand extended to him.
"I suppose I should start things off by saying, we-we-welcome aboard shipma-shipma-deh-fellow cadet." he says, while shaking Naruto's hand. The Cadet then pulls him in closer and whispers to him, "N-N-Now are you sure that y-y-you want to serve on Captain Dodgers' ship? I-I-It's not going to be an easy ride." Naruto can only grin at him, before putting him in a friendly headlock.
"Hey, an adventure can't be an adventure if there's no challenge to it. Besides, from what I've heard, you two always get yourselves into trouble somehow. Plus I'm looking forward to being a part of that." he tells the surprised Cadet.
"G-G-Gosh, I didn't think anybody with any knowledge of Captain Dodgers' endeavors would want to come aboard so willingly. Well, I g-g-guess there's no changing your mind then. Follow me to the bridge." the Cadet instructs to Naruto.
They arrive at the bridge to see Dodgers already seated in his captain's chair. He looks over to see the Cadet take a seat at his console, while Naruto took a seat at the opposite end. Now that both of his cadets were at their stations they were ready to cast off.
"Cadet, start up the engines!" ordered Dodgers.
"Eh-Eh-Aye aye, Captain!" said the Cadet as he began inputting the startup program.
"Rookie, prepare gravitational control!" Dodgers ordered Naruto who nodded.
"You got it, Cap!" he said with great enthusiasm before rushing off to do what was needed.
As the ship began to power up and move forward, Dodgers rose from his chair and pointed straight ahead.
"All right, team! Let's get out there and do our du-" "DODGERS!" "WAAAH!"
Dr. I.Q. Hi suddenly shouted as he popped on the communication monitor. This surprise caused the ship to suddenly stop and lurch forward, forcing Dodgers, the Cadet and Naruto to fall forward. All three crew members landed on top of each other before the monitor. Dodgers was the first to get back up, along with a ticked off look on his face.
"You know, Chief you might want to work on your timing next time. Might save us possible head injuries in the future." he groaned. As he was talking, Naruto and the Cadet got up while rubbing their heads.
"Apologies for suddenly stopping you on your way out. But two urgent situations have just come up that must be dealt with." I.Q said with a serious tone.
"And we-we-what might those be?" asked the Cadet.
"Well, the first being; are you absolutely, one-hundred percent sure you want to go through with this, Naruto?!" the doctor asked, with a less than subtle begging tone. Naruto himself only rolled his eyes in irritation and slight amusement.
"For the last time; YES! Now what's the ACTUAL urgent situation?" he told I.Q.. The chief scientist could sigh in defeat before turning back to Dodgers.
"The President of Space has a mission for you, Dodgers. He's requesting your presence at the Protectorate conference room immediately." he informs seriously.
"Alright, alright. I'll be there in a bit." the duck turns to his two cadets. "You two stay here while I get us our assignment. Looks like you'll be starting off early, rookie." he said to Naruto as he walked past the ship's exit.
"Heh works for me 'ttebayo" Naruto said with a grin already giddy for his first adventure.
Two Hours Later
I.Q. is currently pacing back and forth, waiting for Duck Dodgers' long overdue arrival.
"Where is that blasted duck?! I swear he can never take anything seriously." I.Q. said with a scowl present on his face. He continued to pace until he felt he was moving in the same spot. He looks down to see Dodgers holding him in place, wearing a regal captain's uniform.
"Slow down there, Doc. You're going to wear out the linoleum." he said with a chuckle.
"Where have you been?! You're two hours late!" I.Q. yelled.
"Well, you see… uh, I was at my grandmother's funeral. And, uh, it ran kinda long and-" Dodgers replied.
"What kind of idiot do you think I am? Your grandmother's been dead for more than three hundred years!" said the irritated doctor.
They both entered the conference room. As they reached the center, a hologram came into view, revealing the President of Space… or at least his head.
"Gentlemen, we are faced with one of the most dire of situations, making this mission of the utmost import. Oh, by the way Dodgers, sorry to hear about your grandmother." said the President, making I.Q facepalm and Dodgers to snort in amusement.
"It seems as though the planet of Andromeda 6 in the Beta-Carotene system has fallen under martian domination, and is being controlled by Centurion robots. Dodgers, your mission is to transport our special agent to Andromeda 6. There, the agent will organize freedom fighters to expel the Martian invaders. Can you do it, Dodgers?" asked the President.
"I don't know, sounds kinda-" Dodgers began saying, doubting the mission's success, but he was rudely cut off by the president.
"Can You Do It, Dodgers?!" He all but screamed at Dodgers
"Well, I still have a few days of debriefing left…" Dodgers said back again.
"CAN YOU DO IT, DODGERS?!" The president said more loudly with a vein bulging on his neck this time.
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! I'll do it, I'll do it!" Dodgers said in exasperation, finally giving in. Behind him, I.Q.'s hair was pushed straight back by the President's shouting.
"Of course, I just had my hair permed." he said with his arms crossed.
Two Hours Later (Again)
Back on the ship, Dodgers, the Cadet and Naruto were going through the final preparations for the special agent's arrival.
"Subatomic proton torpedoes?" Dodgers asked while looking at his datapad.
"Eh-Eh-Check" answered the Cadet.
"Hyper-fluoride toothpaste?" Dodgers asks.
"Check." answered Naruto.
"Assorted hard candies?" asks Dodgers.
"Check." both the Cadet and Naruto answered at the same time.
"The secret agent." Dodgers asks lastly.
"Nope. The agent hasn't reported in yet." both cadets answered.
"What?! Where is this guy? I mean what kind of jerk shows up 2 hours late?!" Dodgers asked, clearly irritated.
"Um… you, sir? Also what makes you think it's a guy?" Naruto said with a slight chuckle.
"Because no woman would keep the great Duck Dodgers waiting, so it's clearly a guy." Dodgers boasted. Naruto was about to retort but the communication monitor came online showing I.Q with a ridiculous hairdo, obviously trying to redo his hair.
"Dodgers, the agent is prepared to be evaporated up to your ship. Now remember we're counting on you. This mission is of the utmost import. You represent the entire-" he was cut off when Dodgers pulled out a remote and pressed the 'power' button.
"Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah." the captain said while walking away, his two surprised cadets following suit.
Evaporator Room
Once everyone went inside they all went to their respective stations; the Cadet to the main console controls, Naruto stood by as security, as it was priority that was taught in the academy, and Dodgers doing what Dodgers does best. Stand around and bark orders.
"Alright Cadet, let's bring this knucklehead aboard. Evaporate! Other Cadet, be armed and prepared!" Dodgers ordered.
"Aye-Aye, Captain!" They both said.
After both commands were given, the Cadet started the evaporation while Naruto stood by with a blaster in his hand. The successful evaporation revealed a striking raven-haired woman wearing a form-fitting military uniform. This brought a smile to a pleasantly surprised Cadet and Naruto, who quickly holstered his blaster.
"Alright pal, let's get one thing straight, I-" the captain stopped himself once he turned around and got a look at their new arrival. "I-I-I love you with every fiber of my being".
"I am Agent Yoshimi. It's a pleasure to meet you." she said as she introduced herself.
"A pleasure indeed, ma'am" Naruto said with a smile walking up to her to shake her hand, making her smile at his politeness. "Oh, sorry, my manners. I'm cadet Naruto Uzumaki."
Agent Yoshimi's eyes widened at his introduction. "THE Naruto Uzumaki? The highest ranking graduate in the history of the Protectorate Academy? The entire brass knows of your training exploits ever since they were made public. It's all anyone's been talking about for the past month!" she told him with a gleam of admiration. Naruto blushed a bit at her praise and scratched the back of his neck sheepishly.
"Heh, well thank you Agent Yoshimi." he said with a grateful tone.
"Oh, please, Yumi." she told him, still holding her admiring gaze. Before they could talk further, Dodgers interjected himself between them.
"Yes, my child. As you know, this mission is-" he said to Yumi.
"I know, of the utmost import. But time is of the essence." she said before walking off. When she passed by Naruto, she quickly whispered to him, "Although, I wouldn't mind continuing our conversation later. In private".
This request made Naruto's eyebrow quirk up in surprise, but he wasn't the one to look overlook something he'll enjoy.
Back at the cockpit Dodgers was sitting down daydreaming, while The Cadet was checking sensors while Naruto was doing weapon check ups. Suddenly the The cadet had sown thing urgent to say.
"E-E-Eh Captain, our instruments are picking up a M-M-Martian ship, should we go into tactical alert?" The cadet asked curiously with a worried undertone.
"Captain, do you want me to prep the guns in case of Martian hostility?" Naruto also questioned turning around before deadpanning as he saw Dodgers daydreaming and thinking of who knows what.
"Captain Duck Yoshimi, got a nice ring to it." Dodgers said dreamily as he thought more about the Agent.
"Uh, captain, what about that Martian ship?" Naruto questioned with a exasperated sigh.
"Naruto is right, w-w-what are we gonna do about that M-M-Martian vessel, captain?" The cadet asked still waiting for an answer.
"Monitor the situation, cadets. I'm going to prepare for my beloved." he told them before walking off. Naruto looks to the Cadet with a quizzical look.
"Is that something I'm going to have to get used to?" he asked. The Cadet only looked at him with a deadpan expression.
I-I-It's one of se-se-se-sev-sev-eh-couple dozen things." he answered.
"Oh. Okay, so it won't be that bad... will it?" Naruto chuckled sheepishly but the Cadet kept his neutral face up, making Naruto slightly deflate.
"Ah crap." Naruto said with a massive sigh before going back to check the monitors.
Aboard the Martian Ship
A mouthless being of pure black wearing a gladiator-esque helmet and sneakers was monitoring the sonar readout.
"I believe I've detected Duck Dodgers' ship! Alter our present course and go to full pursuit!" he ordered his robotic Centurions. Their ship began blasting at the Protectorate vessel, both the Cadet and Naruto were at the controls attempting to outrun the Martian ship. Naruto decided to take an alternate route. He had the ship dive underneath the Martian ship.
"Where are they?" asked the Martian Commander. Unbeknownst to him, the Protectorate ship came up behind them and took a shot at the rear thrusters.
"Damage report?" the Commander asked urgently.
"We've lost our thrusters." the Centurion responded.
"Break off engagement to make necessary repairs. Once again foiled by your brilliance, Duck Dodgers!" shouted the Commander menacingly .
Back aboard the ship, said duck re-entered the bridge.
"Hey Rookie, watch the bumps! Remember, smooth and steady wins the race. Hands at ten and two." he told Naruto.
"I'll… keep that in mind, Cap." said Naruto with a roll of his eyes.
"I'll be in my quarters. Notify me if anything important comes up." said Dodgers.
"W-W-Will do." responded the Cadet. With that, Dodgers left the bridge once again. Naruto turned to the Cadet.
"Is he always like that?" he asked with a sigh.
"Eh-pre-pretty-me-me-me-eh-All the time." replied the Cadet.
Back Aboard the Martian Ship
"Centurion, calculate Dodgers' final destination from his present course." the Commander ordered.
"Dodgers will arrive at Andromeda 6 in one hour." the Centurion responded.
"Good. Then we'll have a special little surprise waiting for him." said the Commander. The Centurion returned to his post. "Duck Dodgers, prepare to meet your destiny!" the Commander said to himself.
After the whole ordeal earlier, Naruto decided to go to his cabin to get everything official settled and to customize the cabin as well. What was weird though was while walking by the captain's quarters he heard the captain talking to himself and oddly enough about Agent Yoshimi. He snickered a little bit when he heard Dodgers getting frustrated because he couldn't find the right hairdo which ended up backfiring on him when he heard the machine suck him up and making him desperately cry out for help.
Once arriving to his quarters, Naruto had unpacked most of his belongings in a standard way since he didn't bring much with him being the fact he was waiting for the rest of his belongings to arrive back at the HQ spaceport. Naruto didn't have them with him at the time when moving onto the current ship since he thought he was going to be too busy after getting assigned but now he somewhat regretted it.
As he was putting away the last of his things, he heard a knock at his cabin's door.
"Coming!" Naruto called out as he made his way to the door. Once opening it he saw that it was Agent Yoshimi.
"Oh hey Yumi. Need something?" He said as he saw she had a frustrated look holding a laptop under her arm.
"Yes Naruto. I was wondering if I could accommodate your quarters for a moment until we get to our destination?" Yumi asked with a slight desperate laced into her tone.
"Why's that? Weren't you fine where you were at earlier?" Naruto questioned as she gave out a aggravated sigh.
"I was fine with my accommodations with it being quiet enough to work on my current assignment. But then Captain Dodgers came in out of nowhere yelling out nonsense. So I left and wanted to find a better place to finish things up before reaching Andromeda 6." She said getting Naruto to nod in understanding.
"Yeah, I understand Yumi. Sure you can come in." He said as he motioned her inside.
"Question though, why did you want to use my room? I mean there could've been other places on the ship that could give you the silence you wanted." Naruto pointed out as she walked over to his desk and opened up her laptop to finish things up.
"Honestly, I did consider that option when going somewhere else but I had some trouble on some pieces for my current assignment and was wondering if you could give me your opinion." Yumi said with a hopeful tone. 'Not only that, but hopefully I can get to chat with you more.'
"Hmm, well I have nothing else to do and you had asked so why not." Naruto said as he moved behind her and looked over her shoulder to see what she is working on. As he did this action, he didn't notice her blushing a little with a small smile on her face before she had to shake it off and focused on her assignment.
Evaporator Room
"W-Well, we are above Andromeda 6, Agent Yoshimi. I had plugged in the coordinates you have given me for the re-rebel base." The Cadet said.
"Thank you Cadet. Glad to know that you're able to keep this ship afloat and get us to our destination as safely as possible." She said as she gave the Cadet a firm handshake.
"G-G-Gosh, thank you Agent Yoshimi." the Cadet said with a smile, glad to be getting some good recognition for once, it felt refreshing to say the least.
"And thank you for all your help Naruto. You're very sweet." Yumi said with some happiness in her eyes as she leaned in close and gave Naruto a kiss on his cheek surprising him a bit while making his face turn slightly red from embarrassment and how soft her lips felt.
For the rest of the trip to Andromeda 6, Naruto had helped Yumi out on the plans on how to take down the Martian control tower. Sure, some of the plans aren't complete until she got to the rebel base to see where the current positions are of how far back the forces are. Aside from that, Naruto had helped her find the tower's structural weaknesses so that the forces below could help blow it up properly.
Of course after figuring out all that, the rest of the time was just them chatting it up and actually getting to know each other to which both of them really enjoyed.
Their conversation was to say the least enjoyable, they talked about there time growing up, their ambitions and goals in life which he found out she wanted to serve to her utmost loyalty and settle down and have kids after her services were done. Yoshimi also found out that Naruto wanted to reach the rank of captain before he also decided to settle down and go back to the quiet life, hopefully with his adventurous side all but quelled. They learned a lot about each other in such a short amount of time and felt even closer as a result of it.
"Uh...Thanks." He said as he gained a slight blush.
"Would you like me to give your regards to Captain Dodgers?" The Cadet asked curiously.
"Who? Oh yeah." Agent Yoshimi said as she walked over to the teleporter.
"See you later, Yumi." Naruto said waving at her as she got into the device and waved back.
"Evaporate!" The agent said as she was teleported onto the planet's surface.
"Cadet! Rookie! Where is she!? Where is she!?" The captain yelled out as he ran into the room with a ridiculous hair style before shaking the Cadet. "Where is she man!? Spit it out!" Dodgers all but squawked out in a rush.
"I j-ju-just evaporated her down onto the planet so she can rid Andromeda 6 from the-the Martians." The Cadet said before seeing Dodgers look downtrodden on the fact before looking up to see Naruto.
"What's that on your cheek?" The Captain said getting Naruto to look to the side to see his reflection to see that Yumi had left a lipstick mark on his cheek. This got the rookie to widen his eyes a bit on this.
'Why didn't I know that was still there!?' Naruto yelled out in his head, cursing his momentarily moment of stupidity he was usually more observant than this, but receiving a kiss from a beautiful mature woman kinda placed his mind elsewhere since that never happened to him before.
"It's a sign!" Dodgers yelled out.
"What?" Both the Cadet and Naruto asked in confusion.
"It's a sign! Don't you see? She loves me!" Dodgers yelled out in joy.
Naruto just looked at Dodgers like he was the dumbest person in the galaxy, seriously he actually considered banging his head against the wall for a while at the sheer stupidity.
Andromeda 6
Down below on the planet's surface, we see Agent Yoshimi inside of the rebel base discussing tactical battle plans to the Rebels to help them rebel against the many Martians stationed on the planet.
"All of the Martian robots are controlled from this central location. If we can destroy this tower and disrupt the signal, the robots will malfunction giving us the opportunity to strike." Agent Yoshimi said as she pointed out on the holographic display.
"For this mission, I'll be needing two of your bravest to step forward and volunteer." After that, no one was stepping forward as she looked around. Seems that no one was brave enough to join her.
"Is there no one? Not one brave soul?" She said in a slight depressed tone.
As she said that, one male rebel was about to step forward until a teleportation light appeared above his head and two figures landed on top of him knocking him out. Yumi soon realized who they were; Captain Dodgers and Naruto. Of course after the two showed up, the rebels cheered for the two and seemed to nominate them for the mission making them look utterly confused at the situation.
"Hey, what's with all the cheering?" Dodgers said as he looked around as he got up.
"You volunteered for a suicide mission." Agent Yoshimi said getting the captain to go wide eyed and somewhat have his black feathers pale.
"Oh….." Was all he said as Naruto got up and looked around to see the rebels and Yumi.
"Oh, hey Yumi, didn't expect we get to see each other again so soon." He said with a smile as he walked up to her.
"Yes Naruto, couldn't agree more." She said as she smiled given the circumstances.
"If what I heard was right, seems I'll be joining you on this mission, huh?" Naruto said as he scratched the back of his head.
"Apparently so. Mind telling me why you two got down here in the first place? Not that I mind, really, you being here." Yumi said as she was confused on the whole thing.
"Well, Captain Dodgers apparently had thought that lipstick mark you gave me was a sign of your 'love' for him so wanted to come on down to win you over or something. He tried to mess around with the controls and such, but I wound up in the machine with him somehow and you get the gist." He said getting a nod from the agent.
"I see. Well then we must be moving. Time is of the essence now." She said as she left the base with Naruto dragging the still shocked Dodgers with him.
After a quick ride near the Martian control tower, the small team got into position while checking on the equipment they had on them. Well mostly Naruto and Yumi while Dodgers was all googly eyed on the female agent.
"Remember this is an extremely dangerous assignment." Yumi said to the two 'volunteers'.
"Oh my darling. In this moment of greatest danger, our love is like a flower that shines in the darkness. But we must be strong…." Dodgers said dramatically while looking away. "We must remember the cause in which we fight…..what are we fighting for again?"
"For the fifth time captain, we are freeing the planet from the army of Martian robots." Naruto said as he was rubbing his head in frustration of his superior's idiocy again.
"Well how the heck are we going to do that?" Dodgers said as he was starting to freak out…again.
"Naruto and I are going to distract the robot guards while you blow up the tower that controls them." Yumi said as Naruto nodded for a moment accepting of what he needs to do to help the rebels.
"Right….Okay then." The captain said with an unreadable face but on the inside he was once again freaking out.
"Alright. It's go time. Good luck, Captain Dodgers." The agent said as she handed over the explosives with a sketch drawing on where to plant the explosives that even Dodgers would be smart enough to read.
"And you my love. Parting is such sweet sorrow." The captain said as he walked off before running back for a quick moment. "And on and on and on and on." After that he sped right off.
"Did that make any sense to you, Naruto?" Yumi said to her partner now feeling a bit glad that she is alone with him now but also slightly confused on what Dodgers was saying.
"Eh, not really. Now then, let's give those robots a good wake up call." Naruto said as he pulled out a rocket launcher and fired at the nearby cliff. Once it hit, many of the debris had fallen on many Centurions destroying them on impact while the rest had turned their attention on the two rebels.
"Hey you rust buckets, come and get us." The agent said as both she and Naruto ran away but not before firing a few laser pistol shots destroying a few more Centurions.
"Interlopers! Catch them!" One Centurion yelled out before the forces 'ran' towards them. "Don't let them escape!"
Naruto and Yumi kept on running away while firing what they had on them at the forces from pistol, assault rifle to rocket launcher shots that decimated the enemy forces for quite some time now. They were soon running out of ammo and the enemy forces seemed to be endless getting the two to be pushed back more all according to plan….for the most part.
The two soon ended up at a tall rocky pillar of sorts that the two needed to gain higher ground. Naruto soon went up first and once getting on top he fired more shots at the forces while covering Yumi. He soon saw some other shots get too close to her and he fired back.
"Yumi! Grab my hand!" Naruto said as he pulled her up.
"Thanks Naruto. Seems your plan is doing very well so far." She said blasting more Centurions into scrap heap. "But if that duck doesn't blow up that tower, our goose is cooked."
"Yeah I agree with ya there." He said as he fired more shots until he heard a click from his gun. "Shit I'm out."
"So am I." Yumi said in frustration before she heard an explosion in the distance. They soon turned towards that sound and saw the tower blowing up sky high.
"He actually did it." Yumi said as she soon hugged Naruto in joy.
"Surrender or be destroyed!" The leading Centurion said to them before it started to go all glitchy and spun around. "This is your last warning!" It said before it started firing on its fellow robots.
"Well would you look at that, they really are malfunctioning." Naruto said as Yumi nodded in his chest before the two of them realized their position and separated with a slight blush on their faces. With that, Yumi pulled out a radio from her utility belt and called the rebels.
"The robots are malfunctioning! The time to attack is now!" She said getting the two to hear the rebels yell out from the other end and the two soon saw the rebels run out from their hiding spots and started attacking them. Naruto and Yumi soon jumped down and ran with the group grabbing what spare weapon they could get and started firing upon the Centurion forces. After a long and grueling fight, the rebel forces had won and celebration on Andromeda 6 has begun.
"A new day has dawn for the rebels and now they are free." Yumi said to Naruto who nodded in agreement. He never imagined liberating his planet this early on his career, so he was a little amazed at the good work he's done.
"Yeah don't know how long it's been for them since they were oppressed but glad they got their freedom back." Naruto said to her with a bright smile.
"I can't help but thank you very much on helping me Naruto. It was very brave of you fighting against all of those robots in such a way. How can I ever really repay you?" She asked in a happy tone.
"Well honestly I would've helped out regardless if you asked and whatever. But as for paying me back well just getting to know you is good enough." He said with a slight chuckle as he scratched his cheek a bit while looking away.
He didn't notice as she brought her hands to his face and started kissing him several times before kissing him on the lips. It was a daring move for her but with the adrenaline going through her she might as well go kiss the young man she already started to like. She enjoyed it more with him returning the kiss with a nice bit of passion. During the little moment the two heard Dodgers say something before walking away.
"Did you hear something?" Yumi said as she broke off from the kiss.
"I would be lying if I said no, but yeah I did." Naruto said as he had big blush on his face that blended the lipstick marks.
"I uh I uh sh-should get going now. I'll uh see you later Yumi." He stammered on what just happened since he never been kissed before so it got a little crazy there.
"See you later Naruto." She said as she waved to him as he pulled out his radio and got teleported back to his ship. After he left, she brought a hand to her lips as she can still feel his lips and blush.
"Really can't wait to see you again Naruto." She said quietly looking at the spot he was previously at.
"Welcome back Captain Dodgers. Wh-What's the matter?" The Cadet said in concern after teleporting his commanding officer back onto the ship.
"I feel that my heart's been torn out by an angry orangutan and thrown into a blender and set to devastate. Do you know what I mean!?" Dodgers said getting the Cadet to roll his eyes.
"Eh, no. By the way where's Naruto? Isn't he back yet?" The Cadet asked.
"Eh, he's down below wrapping things up apparently and will be back up soon." The Captain said and just as he said that they heard Naruto speak over the comms.
"Hey Cadet, beam me up." Naruto said on the line. With that, the Cadet flipped the switch on Naruto's position and got teleported back onto the ship with a very happy look with several lipstick marks on his face.
"Ah Na-Naruto, you got a li-little something on your face." the Cadet said getting Naruto to realize he must've gotten lipstick on his face again. He pulled out a handkerchief from his belt to wipe the marks off before he saw a piece of paper fall onto the ground. When picking it up he saw it was a note that Yumi must've slipped into his belt.
Call me sometime. -Yumi Yoshimi- X-(XXX)-XXX-XXXX
Seeing this, Naruto had slipped the note into his pocket and can't help but have a smile on his face that he can't wait to see her again sometime. Of course, one of the odd things was that Dodgers was still in a depressed, borderline angry mood and didn't realize what went on with Naruto. After that, Naruto heard the teleporter go off behind him showing a blue haired woman with some royal garments.
"I love you with every fiber of my being!" Dodgers said with comically large eyes.
"At least he's consistent." The Cadet said with a shrug as Naruto palmed his face at his superior's action.
"You want to what!?" Dr. IQ yelled out at the person sitting in front of him in disbelief.
He just couldn't believe the words coming towards him, he was utterly dumbfounded, confused, slacked-jawed and much more.
"I request to be assigned on Captain Duck Dodgers' ship for a certain amount of time Dr. IQ." The person said in a firm tone.
"T-That's utterly ridiculous Agent Yoshimi! I must deny your request!" I.Q. said it was even worse because I.Q. rarely stuttered so this was something akin to utterly disbelief to him.
"Besides, why would you want to even think about transferring onto that ship in the first place. You should know how bad of a reputation Dodgers has in his record. Sure he can get the job done on missions but they embarrass us so badly with his horrible tactics." IQ said as he started to pull on his hair more.
"In all honesty Dr. IQ, given the time being on the ship had made me think that the crew needs to be further assessed on what to do with them and to maybe see on what could be done with them later on." Yumi said
"Just think of the benefits. I'll be able to keep a close eye on a loose canon such as Dodgers, I'll be able to teach Naruto what else he hasn't learn, and having three competent personnel on the ship would boost more of our victories, oh I was also talking about me, Naruto and the Cadet 'Porky Pig'." Yoshimi explained making him actually stop for a quick moment to think about it.
"Still I don't understand why you want to be assigned there. Given your service record so far you've done an excellent job and could excel more with your current position. Who on that ship makes you want to….." IQ said before something clicked and realized on why she wants to be on the ship before he smiled a little.
"Oh I see, you want to be closer to Cadet Naruto Uzumaki isn't it." I.Q. said with a slight chuckle upon seeing Agent Yoshimi blush on that fact and looking away quickly.
"Erm...Yes." She said trying to hide her embarrassment on being found out on that fact.
IQ sighed as he got up from his desk and walked around his office for a moment. The pregnant silence was killing the Agent very slowly as I.Q. was thinking things over very carefully. After some more brief moments, he sat back down and gave her a stern look which was a stark contrast to his smile earlier.
"Okay, I'll consider the transfer Agent Yoshimi but I would like something for you to do for me." I.Q. said to her which she noted was more of a order then a request.
"Which is what, sir?" She asked curiously, hoping it was within her power.
"I would like for you to give me detailed reports on each of the crew members after every week or so since Dodgers obviously hasn't done that much on what exactly happened with his past ones along with them being incorrect from the truth. Don't want to give you examples but given your brief time with Dodgers I think you know what I'm talking about." He said as she agreed with him. Dodgers seemed that he would procrastinate and would mess things up in very odd ways given from what details she read on him was after her last mission before coming to this meeting.
"Not only that but I actually feel bad that Naruto ended up on that ship of his and don't want to see such a bright graduate having his career ruined by Dodgers. Cadet Pig is doing fine with what he has done in his reports that he sent but he's hanging on there honestly and don't know how he puts up with him. So yes, I would like you to keep an eye on them and see what we can do to change all that down the road. It'll take time for the papers to go on through but you get the gist. Good Luck Agent Yoshimi." I.Q. said as he stood up and shook her hand, officially ending the conversation.
"Thank you, sir. I won't let you down." Yumi said to her superior. On the inside she was happy that she can now be able to get to know Naruto better and maybe that friendly pig to, she couldn't wait for the transfer.
She may not have not noticed it now but she just changed the future, for better or worse it couldn't be seen yet.
Looking through a screen, security footage is shown of what happened on Andromeda 6 that was salvaged from one of the robots that was destroyed. The person viewing the footage was in deep thought in the slightly lit room when processing all that happened at their station.
At first the person's focus was on the tower's footage on the anthropomorphic duck but he didn't do much to catch the viewer's attention due to how idiotic he was and spouting off nonsense. When looking back on Commander Marvin's reports on Captain Duck Dodgers, the being was impressed at first on the duck but after viewing the video contents it was easily demolished.
But the person's main focus was on a blonde male in his black and orange attire named Naruto (his name being called out during the fight) that was fighting off the Centurion forces. The being was very impressed on what was shown and even more so when hearing on the video that Naruto was the one that planned to take down the tower and the Centurion forces.
After seeing the end of the footage, the viewer stood up from her seat started walking down the stairs revealing a black skinned woman with silver hair that reached the middle of her back. She had rich purple eyes and magenta eyeshadow with a matching streak on her nose. She wore an attire that is very similar to ancient Egyptian royal garb with a gold bikini top, gold bracers, a golden necklace, purple slip on shoes, and a purple silk skirt that has thigh high slits on both sides with a gold belt with a green jewel in the middle with a matching green jewel on her gold and purple headband.
The woman in question is Tyr'ahnee, the Queen of Mars.
"Hmm. You have gained my interest... Naruto. We shall see what else you can do." The queen said to herself as she made her way to her chambers for the night.
-Chapter End-
A/N: Sup it's DRAGONfromheaven, coming back to another story that'll you certainly like, anyone for anyone would complain about the relationship Hurr Durr it's actually going at a good pace. Anyone couldn't have done it without Jebest4781 or Chaos-PSD.
This will most likely be the order I put my other stories in.
-A King (first)
-American Kitsune(second) (yes still continuing it so stop asking)
-Total drama uzumaki or Kitsune park - might take back.
Thats which stories i'll work on next.
Harem:
Agent Yoshimi
Queen Tyr'ahnee
Count Muerte's three daughters (Luna, Opal and Silver. Named in order of appearance.)
Cassiopeia (One Night Stand)
Katma Tui
Boodikka
Nina (Assassin from Hooray for Hollywood Planet) (One Night Stand)
Princess Incense
New Cadet (Ripa Marshall. The last names of the two voice actresses that played her)
Senorita Theresa
Diva Chanticleer (One Night Stand)
Dish
The Magnificent Rogue's red-haired and blue-haired groupies (Crimson and Cobalt) (One Night Stand)
Paprika Solo (One Night Stand)
Rona Vipra
