Just This Justice
by Collapse Overture
Disclaimer: I don't own Prince of Tennis, or the song 'Justice' by Psycho le Cemu.
A/N: I was listening to the song that's named in my disclaimer, and I realized, when DAISHI says "Ah, kiss me Justice Fairy!" (and also the 'kill me' part, too), it sounds like he's saying "Ah, kiss/kill me just this waaay!". So I had to make a Dabide pun out of it. XD Sorry it's so short.
Warning: I SUCK AT PUNS. kthxbai. ENJOI!


Days like this made absolutely no sense to Kurobane Harukaze. He wasn't sure if he should either punch his doubles partner, or do exactly as he said. Unfortunately for himself, and fortunately for one Amane Hikaru, he chose the latter, pressing his lips firmly to the redhead's.

"Ah, kiss me just this waaay...!" Dabide had said, normal blank expression donning his features. And Bane-san had the sudden urge to punch him through to next Tuesday, muttering something along the lines of 'Justice Fairy'.

"Bane-san," the 'puntastic' tennis player started, once he and his partner had pulled away from the kiss. "Ah, ki--" But before he could complete his sentence, he found those same lips upon his own. No more puns, Bane had thought, making sure they were fully silenced.

Just as soon as Dabide was free to speak, the redhead quickly opened his mouth, starting again and thus completing his request. "Ah, kill me just this waaay...!" he blurted out in as much of a sing-song voice he could muster with his monotone way of speaking.

That time, Bane whacked him over the head violently with his hand, hoping to stop the pun that he knew was coming. He had fallen into Dabide's trap.

Completely turning the tables, Dabide stood straight and stared blankly at his partner. "That'll do the fairy some justice," he said blandly, accompanying his sentence with a quick 'Pfft!' noise, earning himself yet another whack upon his head.

Once Dabide was silenced, Bane shook his head, rubbing at his now tensing temples. Stupid, stupid Justice Fairy, he thought forlornly, planning some sort of revenge to the damned band that sings about it. If Dabide hadn't come across their music somehow, Bane wouldn't have to have been injuring him. But he did have to admit, he enjoyed it in the beginning.

- Owari -

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- Omake -

"Dabide," the third year started, cautiously eyeing his doubles partner. Before the redhead could start, though, he continued, "you know that I'm banning you from that band, right?"

The questioned boy gave an uncharacteristic grin. "Ban me from the band, you say, Bane-san?" he asked, causing his partner to threaten him with his fist again. "I wouldn't much like to be banned from that band."

Before Dabide could end that with his infamous 'pfft,' he was bopped on the head, knocked into catatonic unconsciousness by Bane. Next time, Bane thought as he lifted his partner from the ground, I'll pick music for him.


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