Here's my attempt at comedy while I work on another drama….

Ok so disclaimer well if I owned them I'd be making them do my bidding….

"Man this is gonna be good" smiled Danny

"Are we nearly there yet?" asked Flack for the sixteenth time.

"NO" cried Stella and Lindsay in unison after having been driven mad for nearly an hour.

"You know I'm going to kick your butt's" smiled Danny at Hawkes and Flack.

"Oh Yeah"

"Guy's its only paint balling," sighed Stella.

"It's the best way to fulfil my teamwork training," interjected Flack smiling.

"I'm still not sure how you managed to get a place," said Mac clearly unimpressed with the situation.

"So explain again why were all here," said Stella with the same amount of excitement Mac had shown.

"Because the department is been used as guinea pigs for the new teamwork training and since processing where the Mayor was building a new jail put them back three weeks we drew the short straw," explained Mac.

"Short straw? The labs paying for us all to stay in a apartment out of town," smiled Lindsay. Since the place they were going was so far away the lab had agreed to pay all for a apartment for the group.

"Probably a cupboard filled with rats," Stella pointed out.

"It's better than paper work," Hawkes pointed out.

"Paperwork's better than running around been shot by paint at a high velocity. Then end up the next day coved in bruises," counted Stella.

"They give you padding" smiled Flack "it won't hurt that much will it?" he asked sheepishly.

"Only if you're skinny. So I suggest we cover Montana in pillows" laughed Danny getting punched in the ribs by Lindsay.

"Oh now you tell me it will hurt," complained Stella.

"Only if you get hit" added Lindsay, "I've never been so I wouldn't know"

"Oh man it's like commando camp. I always wanted to go when I was young. My mum never let me," sighed Flack, receiving looks from everyone.

"I went with my school. Didn't get hit once. Covered this kid in blue paint though so he couldn't see where he was going and he ran into a tree" smiled Danny getting strange looks.

"Well we all know whose going to win," said Flack as everyone look at Mac, "I think we're at a slight disadvantage."

"Well at least we get a day off," smiled Lindsay.

"Who's hungry?" asked Stella after a moment of silence.

"Why? What you got?" asked Hawkes curiously, with that Stella pulled out two lunch boxes from her backpack.

"Wow. Have you got the kitchen sink in there"? Laughed Lindsay.

"I think it's one of those women things, I bet she's got plasters" said Danny.

"Mock all you want your not getting any," smiled Stella waving the bag in front of Danny.

"Sssoooorrrrryyy" replied Danny in a childish tone.

"So what you got?" asked Hawkes again.

"Sandwiches, ham salad and some plain salad," she added handing them out.

"Wow it's like a picnic," mocked Flack as the coach headed closer to there destination.

"It's like a school trip, you know when the teacher hands the food out" laughed Flack as Stella threw his food at him.

"No chocolate cake for you," she added sternly.

"CAKE?" questioned Lindsay a little too excitedly.

"All I've got is some questionable mints, tampons and a lip gloss," said Lindsay looking inside her own bag. Danny, Flack and Hawkes suddenly chocked.

"God guy's it's normal I've got some want to see" laughed Stella as they all turned red. "What do you think it's going to do?"

"Direct PMT at us" said Danny receiving a slap from both woman.

"OW I was joking," he said as Mac shuck his head at him.

"Why do all men get embarrassed when something to do with periods is mentioned?" Stella asked looking at Lindsay.

"I think it's hormonal, something to do with the testosterone makes them freak out" replied Lindsay.

"Were hormonal?" shouted Flack getting starred at evilly by everyone.

"We're hormonal and were quite," said Danny patting his shoulder

"Come on I've finished I want my chocolate cake" cried Flack practically bouncing up and down on the seat.

"I don't believe I agreed to come to this," sighed Mac.

"You didn't we were forced," replied Hawkes getting given some cake and smiling.

"It's like brining a bunch of toddlers out," said Mac.

"Well no way am I on diaper duty" announced Danny holding his hands up and waving them.

"Were here," cried Flack as the coach pulled to a stop.

"Down boy" laughed Lindsay pushing to get past him.

"I thought you didn't want to play," mocked Danny.

"No but it's bugging Flack so much me getting off first." the group disembarked the coach and headed into a log cabin set just outside some woods.

"Hello I'm Phil" smiled the man coming out from behind the desk.

"Hi" smiled Mac shaking his hand.

"Six is it?" he asked as Mac reluctantly agreed although he had to admit he was beginning to look forward to the experience.

"Ok three teams of two," said Phil.

"Me and Lindsay" said Stella grabbing Lindsay and pulling her much to Lindsay's surprise.

"Me and Hawkes" smiled Danny at Hawkes.

"Oh great we're gonna win," cried Flack as Mac gave him a stoic look.

"Gears set out through there. Men's to your right woman's to your left" he smiled "Come back out when you're done"

"Oh man it's going to hurt," sighed Flack seeing the padding that was laid out for them.

"I feel like a six year old with the stabilisers off for the first time" moaned Lindsay trying to stop her kneepads from sliding down.

"You wore goggles?" asked Stella putting hers on and modelling them.

"Nice" smiled Lindsay putting hers on her helmet. "I can just see the boys enjoying dressing up like this," she laughed.

"Maybe we should have had a drink before hand," laughed Stella opening the door and heading out. Once back in the room the two women burst into laughter at the men who were stood waiting.

"Laugh it up you don't look that good yourselves," hissed Danny. They were all stood wearing elbow and kneepads. Helmets and goggles along with what looked like cycling gloves.

"Hey I'm ready," said Hawkes pulling at his elbow pads.

"Don't worry about your clothes ladies all the paint comes off, if you get hit on the arms you may have stained skin though," Phil smiled at the group who all bar Mac were wearing tee-shirts with what looked like bullet proof vests they had been given along with the guys.

"It's triple degree's," said Stella

"Were not putting long sleeves on," finished Lindsay.

"They're finishing each others sentences should we be worried," Danny asked Hawkes as Lindsay flicked her goggles strap at him.

"Ready for your ammo?" asked Phil as he received a series of excited nodding.

TBC ……. Ok so I know that wasn't that long or that funny. But I promise you it gets better just to prove it here's a snippet from the next chapter….

"Yes" shouted Lindsay forgetting what she was doing and waving her arms in the air doing a victory dance before a sharp pain shot through her and she turned to see Danny had just shot her in the butt.