Hypocrite

Edwards P.O.V

I was walking down the stairs, when I heard a grunting. I tried to block out the thoughts when I noticed it was coming from the piano. NOT AGAIN. Emmet and Rosalie were going at it on my piano AGAIN. What the hell could keep them going over the same routine, may I add, On My PIANO! Last time Emmet put a dent on it and I don't want to mention the stains I had to try and wash. With No luck.

I ran Vampire speed to the room. When all of a sudden I find out it was not my Immature brother and his psychopathic wife, It was a matter of fact my daughter and her newly founded boyfriend Jacob. Nessie was in her underwear and the dog still had his pants on. I was thanking god for that miracle.

"What the hell do you think you are doing?" I practically screamed at them.

"Umm…. I'll be going now" Jacob said while picking up his cloths and making a run for it.

"Not so fast dog" I commented and he stoped dead in his tracks.

This can't be happening Jake thought.

"Bells, can you come here" I screamed up the stairs.

She was next to me in flash. "Yes?" She said.

I gestured my hand around the room. When she saw Nessie and her mouth dropped.

"You're grounded for a week" She said. "More like a month" I corrected her.

Bella let her shield down: you can't protect for ever. Just make it a week and ban Jake from the house for the week as well. That will really get to her. I gave her the; are you crazy look and in return Bella gave me the puppy dog eyes.

"Fine" I lost. "Nessie you're grounded for a week and dog your not allowed here for a week." I said.

I added "and you can kiss where ever you want but NOT ON THE PIANO you know how many times I have to tell Emmett and rose I thought would have sunk into your head by now"

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"Oh, Edward can you come here for a minute" Bella called from the room. It was in her seductive voice too. This is going to be a good night. I ran up the stairs. She was lying on the useless bed when I went in.

"You up for a little adventure tonight" she whispered as she crawled across the bed towards me.

"What do have in mind?" I asked full well knowing the answer. I got on the bed and laid down with my legs over the side.

"Well you'll have to find out, won't you? When you catch me" and she ran out of the room. I ran quickly finding her in the lounge room. I went to her but the next thing I knew she was behind me. I turned around, picked her up and placed her on the nearest flat surface. We were going for it when all of a sudden.

"OMG, you can do it but I can't, that is soo unfair!" Nessie shouted. "You can do it on the Piano, but me Jacob, NOOOOO" She ran up the stairs and shouted "I hate you"

That's when Emmett jumped in front of us and yelled "Hypocrite".

If Bella Could Still Blush she would be a tomato.

"I didn't even know we were on the piano" I said.

Me and Bella Blew up in Hysterics.

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Tell Me what you think. I don't Like the ending But thats all i could come up with.

EbZ