PROPERTY OF SERVERUS SNAPE

DO NOT READ

PRIVATE

1st September

This is the diary of me, Severus Snape. Now I know that anybody could be reading this so I have put a little curse on it, if you read further than this line your ears shall be turned into kumquats (a little idea I got from the Quibbler) and I laugh at you HAHAHAHA. Hopefully nobody but me shall read this diary as it shows the real truth to a man that some consider mean, cruel and evil (all which I am not). Instead if you get to know me you shall find that I am kind, wise, funny and very good looking! I think I will start this diary with a short fact file that I found in a muggle's magazine:

Name: Serverus Silius Snape

Age: 35

Birth Date: 13th January

Fathers Name: Safuis Snape

Mother Name: Gardenina Snape

Siblings: none (thank goodness)

Occupation: Potions Master at Hogwarts School

Pets: None (though I did used to have a hippogriff when I was younger)

Favorite TV show: What's a TV show?!?

Favorite Movie: Again what is a movie? I suppose it's some sort of muggle thing

Favorite Book: 10 Poisonous Potions

Favorite Food: Treacle Tart

Favorite Drink: Pumpkin juice (what else would it be?)

Favorite Band: Aqua (my favorite song is Barbie Girl, but if anyone finds this out my reputation would be ruined!)

(They seem to have missed a few vital questions so I added these in my self)

Least Favorite Person: James Potter and Sirius Black

Least Favorite House: Gryffindor (duh)

Favorite House: Slytherin

Least Favorite Student: Harry Potter (hahahahaha)

Favorite Student: Draco Malfoy

Least Favorite Color: Anything bright (how can anyone stand it?)

Favorite Color: Black the color of darkness

Okay so that is my little fact file, obviously I am not the dark, insensitive evil Professor that those rotten Gryffindors think I am! I shall sign out now, as it is time for me to teach.


Hope you like my story plz read and reveiw, ideas are welcome

The Barbie Girl song idea comes from my story Musical Hogwarts?