Erm.. I, sadistic kitten welcome you to this little taste of our humor!
And I suicide bunny have nothing to say…
Party pooper.
You're just mean!!!
Am not!
Are too!
Hmph! I'm not listening to you. On to the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: we do not own anything related to Harry potter. (SOB..)
Harry Potter parody lines.
When Hagrid comes to get Harry:
HARRY:I'm what!?!
HAGRID: You mean these muggles didn't tell you?! (Hagrid throws a hissyfit.)
HARRY: Didn't tell me what?
HAGRID: You're a WOMAN Harry.
First potions class:
SNAPE: Potter. Our new celebrity. (asks him lots of difficult questions.)
HARRY: I don't know… (blushes and looks down.)
SNAPE: Well clearly fame isn't everything Potter.
HARRY: But I've never. (Snape interrupts)
SNAPE: Are you saying I'm FAT! (runs crying to a corner while sobs wrack his anorexic frame.)
EVERYBODY ELSE: (fall anime style.)
