Erm.. I, sadistic kitten welcome you to this little taste of our humor!

And I suicide bunny have nothing to say…

Party pooper.

You're just mean!!!

Am not!

Are too!

Hmph! I'm not listening to you. On to the disclaimer!

Disclaimer: we do not own anything related to Harry potter. (SOB..)

Harry Potter parody lines.

When Hagrid comes to get Harry:

HARRY:I'm what!?!

HAGRID: You mean these muggles didn't tell you?! (Hagrid throws a hissyfit.)

HARRY: Didn't tell me what?

HAGRID: You're a WOMAN Harry.

First potions class:

SNAPE: Potter. Our new celebrity. (asks him lots of difficult questions.)

HARRY: I don't know… (blushes and looks down.)

SNAPE: Well clearly fame isn't everything Potter.

HARRY: But I've never. (Snape interrupts)

SNAPE: Are you saying I'm FAT! (runs crying to a corner while sobs wrack his anorexic frame.)

EVERYBODY ELSE: (fall anime style.)