WARNING: This fanfic is majorly OOC, full of crack and basically just a random idea I started writing on the train home from school. Reading this story may cause confusion, amnesia, disturbing mental images and frequent outbursts of 'WTF!?' I accept no responsibility for those affected by the above. Read at your own risk.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Kingdom Hearts franchise, or any of its characters, areas, items or related stuff. If I did, then I probably wouldn't be writing this, and would instead be sitting in a big, big house playing video games all day long on a TV as big as Sony can make them.

Prologue: Munny Problems


Xemnas sat at his desk in his office at the top floor of Castle Oblivion. Saix stood loyally beside him as usual, overlooking his work.

Xemnas selected a few sheets of paper from the summit of one of the mountains of papers on his disorganized workspace and began to read through.

'Saix,' he asked. 'What are these figures?'

'Accounts for this month, Superior.'

Xemnas scanned the pages, flicking through the pages and skimming over the long lines of numbers that filled the sheets.

'So the budget was 50,000 Munny…' the Superior murmured, 'and this here is the…Saix? What's this very large number here next to the very small number?'

'That would be the income and expenditure, Superior.'

'Ah, I see.' Said Xemnas approvingly, 'It looks like we've done rather well this month. The Organization has made 200,000 Munny this month and only spent 10,000.' He laid the papers down on his desk and pointed triumphantly to a prestigious shelf on the wall, 'I think this calls for some jelly beans!'

The shelf held a monstrous jar filled with jelly beans of every colour and flavour imaginable, and Xemnas gazed up at them in awe. Jelly beans were the Superior's one and only weakness.

Saix looked over Xemnas' shoulder curiously, studying the figures for himself. 'Excuse me Superior, but those figures are the other way round.'

Xemnas pulled his eyes away from the Jelly Bean Jar to look again at the sheets in front of him. 'What?'

'We've only made 10,000 Munny.' Saix clarified. 'We've spent 200,000, sir.'

'We've done what!?' Xemnas cried.

'We've spent 200,000 Munny, Superior.'

'But...what?! How!? Who!?' The Superior's face darkened with rage. 'MARLUXIA!!'


Just a little taster to get the story started. Chapter 1 is written and ready to go, so stay tuned for Orgy XIII at their most random.

Oh, and this story is dedicated to my friends at Castle Oblivion UK. You guys rock. .

xxxSammi-chanxxx