Disclaimer:I own nothing! if I did, I would make it Legend of Link, not Zelda.

A/N:Random thing that's been biting at me ever since I've seen some REALLY good Dark Link pictures...NOT Slash,yaoi, or shounen-ai. In the Water Temple, Dark learns about what makes men and women different, and what makes him, him. Link is a girl, so you all know, just like most all other stories...My sick demented mind!

Water Temple Oddities

Link dodged another swipe at her head. This Dark Link was nearly making her laugh, with all his talk of how they were so much 'alike'. Nearly, because her head was on the line.

"You have no chance, I am better equipped than you!" He yelled, trying to get her to just give up. Instead she couldn't stop the small giggle that escaped her lips. "Well no shit." She called back. "So you admit that you are unable to beat me!" He crowed, red eyes flashing with delight. 'Um, no. I'm just agreeing that you have more -giggle- "equipment"."Link stopped and and put quotations around the word equipment. Dark Link stopped and lowered his sword. "Huh?"

"Well, you see, Gannondorf doesn't think that I can be female. He thinks that I'm male, for reasons of pride. I mean, how would you feel about being beat by a girl EVERY time you try to take over the world?" Dark Link blinked. "You're a girl?"

"Yup." Link smiled. "That doesn't explan why I..." He motioned toward his crotch. "Well, I guess he figured if I died then if anyone that asked he could point to you and say, 'That is a perfect replica, is it female?'." Link shrugged. "But-but...I always thought..." Dark sat down in the mirror water with a plop.

"Well, don't have a mental break down." Link said sitting next to he confused shadow. "It's just that, this whole time, Gannon told me we were the same you know? He told me if I defeated you then I could be a real person." Dark sniffed. Link sighed with annoyance. "Why does every body have so much trouble with that spesific issue? I mean, so you're a clone, big whoop! You are a person no matter what that bag of wind says! Don't have an identity crisis!"

"You really think so?" Dark looked up hopefully. "Yup! So don't mope!" Link grinned. "But, now what do I do? I don't have to fight now." Dark Link was so cute confused. "Well, you could come with me." Link suggested. "But what could I do?" He asked. "You could replace that." Link pointed at the gored fairy at the base of the tree. "I'm sorry about that."

"Naw, don't worry about it. She was kinda annoying me anyway. All the hot guy paid attention to her most of the time, not me." Link shrugged. "Well, they'd pay more attention if you didn't dress like a guy." Dark Link pointed out. "You mean wear dresses like Zelda? Eww! Hell no! She's a wimp! I have to save her ALL the time." Link whined. "No, not a dress, but like, grow your hair out a little, maybe wear tighter clothes." Dark Link rattled off. "Really? Hmmm... I think I'll do that!" Link perked up.

"So I can come with you?" Dark Link smiled hopefully. "Yeah, sure. As long as you don't always go, 'Hey,Look,Listen' you're good." Link nodded. "Hot damn! Did I ever say how much I love you?" Dark Link glomped Link. "We'll have to find you a horse though..." Link mused. "I can ride behind you.." He reasoned.

"Or in front."

I know, sucked...And it was a little more...Ahem! Yeah, but it's been trying to kill me for a week now...Plot bunnies everywhere! I may do more if the mood strikes...8)

-The Angel