Naruto: The Stupid Genius

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! If I did Naruto and Hinata would be together by now and I don't own any jutsu or anything.

This is going to be a NaruHina fic. That pairing will be my main focus and depending on how I feel or reviews I get I might add on other pairings.

Characters OOC and in this fic just to let you know. The story will eventually differ from the actual series.

If YOU don't like it then Stop Here!!

If there is something confusing you I will personally answer your questions ASAP, if not then enjoy.

IS IT JUST ME OR DOES TOBI LOOK LIKE OBITO???? I KNOW HE CLAIMS TO BE MADARA, BUT COME ON TELL ME HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT.- ALEX 10/22/08

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"Demon Speaking"

Demon Thoughts

AUTHORS NOTE: Sorry For Those That Have Been Reading My First Fic The Demon and The Princess of the Leaf, But As I Told Other People Before That I Have Made A Lot Of Mistakes With That Fic. I Will Continue That Fic As Soon As I Figure Out A Plan For That Fic, But For Now I Will Do This Fic To help With My Writers Block As Others Would Say.

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Summary: Naruto at the age of nine traveled the ninja world and has befriended all the Demon Containers except for Garaa who he could not find and they are all Naruto's age and he comes back for the last year of the Academy. Basically, Naruto is a genius and Hinata somewhat knows this, but does not know why he hides it. It's the day of graduation from the academy, Naruto never liked Sakura in this fic, and the Kyuubi has made his presence known to Naruto, but it won't stop a blue haired girl from winning his heart. Romance/friendship/adventure/maybe a little suicide. Maybe some Spoilers in future chapters. I suck at summaries. NaruHina.

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Chapter One: Lonely Existence

The sun began to rise as the sunlight's rays hit the Hokage's Monument first and then grazed the rest of the Leaf Village.

The streets of the leaf village were beginning to buzz as many villagers and ninja alike began to roam the streets to perform their daily duties.

In other areas of the village you could see children getting ready for the academy. Their parents helping them pack up, eating breakfast, and wishing their children good luck for it was the last day in the academy.

In the Nara home we could see a young Shikamaru Nara still laying down in bed lightly snoring with a snot bubble inflating and deflating in his bedroom.

His mother Yoshino was running upstairs towards his room for she had already called for him to come down stairs and eat breakfast about a half an hour ago.

She opened the door violently and Shikamaru still snoring lightly. Of course, not expecting her son to wake up at all she went towards his bed and grasped the blanket that he slept on top of and she yanked it.

Shikamaru not being aware of what was going on in the world of the living unceremoniously landed on the ground on his head as the rest of his body came crashing down with it.

Being woken up like this was usual, so instead of glaring at his mother he frowned and then sighed, while muttering "How troublesome."

His mother hearing this began to yell at him and begun to let him know to go downstairs and eat because today was the last day of the academy.

Shikamaru looked at his mother. "Why even bother? I might not even pass."

His father Shikaku came in. "Come on Shikamaru just change into suitable clothing, eat breakfast, and go to the academy because angering your mother will be only more troublesome." As he yawned.

Yoshino had a vein pop on her forehead as she whispered with fury. "How about both of you go downstairs before I kick both your lazy asses down the stairs, how troublesome will that be."

Both Shikamaru and Shikaku raised their hands in front of them and waved them signaling they would both comply with what she said.

And yet once again Shikamaru muttering 'troublesome' he decided to get ready and head for breakfast and then the academy.

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In the Akimichi home was Chouji, his father Chouza, and his mother Chomi all eating in the kitchen.

There had to be at least enough food to feed about thirty full grown men on the table made by Chomi, but it all seem to disappear in a matter of seconds.

"So you ready to graduate today son?!!" Chouza asked his son with a smile.

Looking back at his father with a smile of his own. "Yes, dad. Shikamaru and I will pass the test together and hopefully they put us on the same team."

As his father patted him on the back and began to tell Chouji that he would be proud of him whether he passed the exam or not.

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In the Inuzuka home were Hana and Tsume done eating breakfast and heading for Kiba's room. The only way to wake up the boy was a cold ass shower or bath.

So, Hana headed towards the bathroom prepared the tub with cold water and ice cubes in the mix, while Kiba's mom picked him up and removed all his clothing.

She then headed towards the bathroom and threw him in the tub.

Kiba woke up in an instant. "What the hell was that for? And why am I naked that is so embarrassing mom and in front of my sister." While covering himself.

"Oh calm down Kiba it's nothing your sister and I haven't seen before and besides it 's still the same size from when I gave birth to you anyways." As she smiled at her son and pinched his cheek… that is on his face. (AN: Perverts that would be gross.)

Kiba scoffed at his mother. "Yeah, because the cold water made it like that."

Tsume laughed at her son. "Right, Kiba keep telling yourself that and it will only shrink." As Hana and her continued laughing and left Kiba in the bathroom.

"Whatever I have to go to school." As Kiba changed and went towards the academy.

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At the Aburame home we could see Shino and his father Shibi standing outside the door.

They were both looking at each other behind their shades as they both simply nodded at each other and Shino headed towards the academy.

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At the Uchiha estate was Sasuke Uchiha the last survivor of the infamous Uchiha Massacre. He was practicing his kunai throws on a bull's-eye and as he threw the last kunai he begun to walk towards the academy, while muttering 'Perfect'.

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The Yamanaka home was quiet as Ino and her father were having breakfast without her mother.

"Yeah, today Sasuke-kun will notice me and then I will rub it all over forehead girl's face." Ino shouted at the table as she got ready to leave. Wow the silence couldn't have lasted longer,

Her father Inoichi just sweat dropped for he has heard this for the last six years. "Yeah, good luck honey and have a great day at the academy today."

Ino pointed at her father. "I don't need luck to beat billboard-brow and win Sasuke-kun's heart dad." While looking at him determined.

Once again he sweat dropped at his daughter. "I know that Ino, I mean good luck with the exam."

Ino laughed nervously. "Ha, of course you did dad and that exam will be a piece of cake. Bye, love you." As she walked out the door and started walking towards the academy.

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At the Haruno Home was Sakura who had just finished up eating breakfast and told her parents she was now going to the academy.

Her mother waved her goodbye and told her good luck on the exam.

And just when she was about to walk out the door her father stopped her. "Sakura-chan good luck on your exam and stay away from that Naruto kid he is very dangerous."

Sakura just nodded her head and waved her parents good bye again. How can that idiot be dangerous? A fly has a better chance of harming me then him, but who cares I can't wait to see Sasuke-kun fall for me and Ino-pig cry because I am better than her. Then a chibi Sakura popped out of no where and screamed out. Yeah, Sasuke-kun is mine.

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At the Hyuuga Estate

A beautiful young girl had awoken hours before the sun even rose. This young girl had beautiful lavender eyes and short midnight blue hair and this girls name is Hinata Hyuuga. She was currently helping some of the Branch members cook breakfast for the Main family and the Branch family.

"Good morning Hinata-sama, how are you this morning?" One of the branch members asked.

Hinata turned and looked at the one who had spoken to her. "I am fine thank you and yourself?"

(AN: Hinata will only stutter in front of Naruto and Hiashi(for now) or get nervous)

The branch member smiled. "I am doing well Hinata-sama thank you."

The branch members had given up on telling Hinata it was not her responsibility to help them prepare breakfast for it was their duty.

But Hinata being so kind hearted and stubborn told them she wanted to help also.

As the sun finally rose the food for both families were ready and Hinata took the breakfast where Hiashi and Hanabi waited.

"G-good morning Father. Good m-morning Hanabi." As she placed breakfast in front of both of them and finally herself.

Hiashi just grunted a good morning to Hinata due to her stuttering.

Hanabi smiled warmly at Hinata. "Good morning big sister."

Hinata returned the smile and waited for her father to begin eating before she did.

Hiashi finally deciding to eat began to eat of course as well as Hinata and Hanabi.

Breakfast was always silent now ever since Hinata's mother died giving birth to Hanabi. It always seemed like Hiashi hated Hinata for her death instead of Hanabi even though it wasn't Hanabi's fault of course, but wouldn't that make a lot more sense.

After finishing breakfast Hinata excused herself and left towards the academy, while the branch members cleaned up the table after everyone was done.

Before she left her home though, her father appeared before her. "I'll be there to pick you up after you graduate okay? Make the clan proud, make me proud, and make yourself proud for you are a Hyuuga."

Hinata being slightly shocked by this change of attitude decided to bow to her father. " I w-will not f-fa-fail you a-again Father." As she walked towards the academy.

Hiashi watched her go and thought. Have I been such a bad Father that now you fear me. Knowing the answer to the question. I am just sorry that you don't know that you are in an arranged wedding already, but how would you for you were engaged to the boy before you both were born. That doesn't matter now though just make me proud my daughter and make your mother proud. As Hiashi went back into his study.

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At Naruto's Apartment

Naruto has just gotten back from painting the Hokage's Monument and he looked dead straight at his calendar.

Circled in red was today the day he would finally graduate. He decided that this year he would graduate. Imagine if I would have graduated the last couple times, then everybody would know who I really am.

The Kyuubi couldn't help, but respond to this. It would not be necessary if you would just destroy this god forsaken village.

Naruto frowned upon hearing the Kyuubi. Hey, fur ball just drop it. You torture me enough with the nightmares, training, and my memories I don't need anymore.

The King of Demons simply laughed maniacally. Look kit can't blame me for trying now can you. Besides, why don't I give you a summoning contract.

Naruto has also heard this before. No Kyuubi I do not fucking trust you that could easily be a trap or something.

Look kit I know that I am not the best person to trust right now, but you have to believe me when I say that I was tricked. The Kyuubi roared.

Naruto simply ignored the demon after that comment. He remembered how the Kyuubi told him that a person that reeked of snakes had tricked him into believing that the leaf village had taken his kits as hostage.

And that the only way to get them back was by giving him the contract with the foxes, but Kyuubi letting emotion cloud his judgment went on a rampage following the snake into the village where he disappeared into after all the other humans 'protected' the snake against his might.

It was until the blond haired man with the baby that he now knows as Naruto came and sealed him inside Naruto that he discovered the snakes treachery.

Naruto wanted to sign the contract for various reasons, but just to name a couple. He would have strong allies, Kyuubi would see his clan again, and the Kyuubi wouldn't be sealed inside him no longer, but both would some how have Kyuubi's full power to themselves as if it was duplicated.

But Naruto didn't believe Kyuubi has learn his lesson of think rationally before emotion. Though, soon Naruto will learn that he himself was a hypocrite to his own words.

Now back to reality. Naruto got ready for the academy by boiling some water on the stove and began to dress himself into his bright orange jump suit that literally screamed to enemy ninjas 'HEY… SERIOUSLY COME KILL ME NOW PLEASE'.

Naruto knew if he wore these clothes that everyone would definitely think he was an idiot and underestimate him, which is exactly what he wanted.

He looked at his clock and realized if he didn't leave now he was going to be late. Besides, I the Demon container of the king of all demons, Kyuubi will prove to the world what it takes to be a true genius.

As Naruto poured the boiling water into one of his instant ramen packs he started to head towards school.

While walking he had to wait those painful three minutes for his ramen to be ready for consumption.

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In Naruto's classroom in the academy, there was four rows of desk tables and chairs for eight people.

Though the desk had a split in the middle to allow four to each side leaving a number of thirty two chairs.

There were only thirty students in his class leaving two empty seats and it probably had to do with the fact that when you become a genin you are assigned to teams of three, which would form about ten teams if everyone were to pass.

We would find Naruto sitting in the third row right in front of Hinata who sat in the back.

Sakura and Ino were arguing about who got to sit next to Sasuke-kun, but Naruto simply ignored it. It was like that when he was six and he comes back at the age of eleven and nothing has changed.

Hoping that they were almost ninja and now twelve he thought they would grow up and overcome this silly game, but he was wrong.

Naruto just dropping that subject was thinking about the exam now and whether he should pass it or not. Should I pass it or not? Maybe I should, but Mizuki-sensei has been acting very restless lately.

Bringing his hand to cup his chin while the other supported his elbow. In his thinking pose he decided to take a chance and fail to see if Mizuki will say anything and he sighed. Besides I can just do Shadow clone justu and pass the test, but people will get suspicious.

Kyuubi snorted. Yeah and I don't even get a thanks or anything for teaching you that.

Naruto sighed once again. Why do you always want to take all the credit, huh?!! A smiling Naruto asked.

Kyuubi taking it the wrong way angrily responded. Because it IS all ME you can't even perform a little illusion clone. If it were not for me you would have never survived all those times the villagers attacked you.

Naruto smile dropped in an instant. If it were not for you I would never had been attacked by the villagers and there would be a chance that I would have parents who could have prevented anything from happening to me.

Kyuubi remained silent and then decided to go back to sleep.

Kyuubi knew how hard it was for Naruto because when he was finally awoken from his slumber all of Naruto's memories joined his own.

The Kyuubi could not believe all these villagers could treat someone like that, but what should he expect from humans they were greedy animals anyways.

Naruto felt a bang of guilt for saying that. Nah, Kyuu it's ok. If it weren't for you I probably wouldn't be who I am today. So thanks for everything you have done for me.

Kyuubi heard everything that Naruto said and a sad smile formed on his face as he thought to himself. Your welcome Naruto, but it is still my fault that you have lived the way you did and even if it has made you a better person I took away the one thing no one should be without…and that is a family.

Naruto thinking Kyuubi was either asleep or mad decided to drop the subject and rejoin the land of the living. Damn, what is taking Iruka-sensei so long to get here? I am not complaining, but class should have been underway a while ago.

He turned around and saw Hinata staring at him. Do I have something on my face?

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Hinata had been staring at Naruto for the pass half an hour. Naruto-kun, what can I do to get you to notice me? As she continued to gaze at the boy she was infatuated with. I just love everything about you, Naruto-kun it is as if you are everything that I am not. How she longed for him to look at her with his beautiful blue eyes.

You never give up on your training even when you can't perform a jutsu properly you just get up and try again. Feeling pride swell in her as if she was her husband.

She of course blushed after that thought and blushed even more after many other naughty thoughts about Naruto and her being married. People have told you all your life that you are a failure and my father has told me that I am a disappointment to the clan, so does that make both of us failures?

Hinata had no idea that Naruto was now looking straight into her eyes. But that is why I admire you Naruto-kun and that is why I lov…that is why I like you Naruto-kun and a lot. Hinata just remained in her thoughts wondering why everything was so much easily said in her mind and not in person.

Naruto had called Hinata's name at least a dozen times and if she didn't respond one more time he felt like he was going to have to shake her.

"Neh, Hinata are you okay? Do I have something on my face? Am I offending you in some way? Naruto asked, but Hinata remained in her thoughts. So Naruto did what he thought was logical to do.

Naruto climbed on top of the desk in front of Hinata and crouched down so he could see Hinata eye to eye.

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Ino and Sakura stopped arguing as they both saw Naruto and Hinata's faces very close together as if they were going to kiss. Forgetting all about Sasuke and wanting to see someone kiss they decided to get a better view of this which happened to be right behind Naruto.

At this exact moment Kiba had just walk in and saw how close Hinata and Naruto were. What the hell is going on up in here? When the hell did he figure out that Hinata loves him? Damn, I have to stop this shit. Without a second thought he began to run towards Naruto.

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Back with Naruto and Hinata

Naruto lightly shaked Hinata and whispered in her ear. "Hinata, are you okay? Do you have a fever? While placing his soft hands on her forehead.

Hinata immediately abandoned her thoughts and came back to reality only to find the object of her affections on top of the desk in front of her. Oh my god Naruto-kun is so close and he's touching me. I wish he could hug me or kiss me. Is he worried about me? Oh no, I feel faint.

Hinata was as red as red could be. "N-Naru…Naruto-kun, I-I am f-fine. I don't h-have a fever or anything."

Naruto looked her straight in the eyes. That is weird. In everyone else's eyes I see hatred, fear, an annoyed look, or I just get hit, but not Hinata she looks at me differently. Naruto frowned thinking hard. I have seen Iruka look at me like this before, but what I am seeing looks a lot deeper, why?

"Hinata-chan, why do you look at me like that? Naruto asked confused. "I really am not good with my social skills when it comes to friends that are girls." Not that I have any here in the Leaf village.

Hinata was so close to fainting. He called me Hinata-chan and now he is looking right into my eyes. It is like he can read me as if he knows something. "Neh, Naruto-kun I-I… what I a-am tr-trying to say is."

Hinata and Naruto were not aware that Sakura and Ino were right behind them listening to the conversation, but what they all didn't know was Kiba who was running towards Naruto and try to yank him off the desk, but thanks to Akamaru jumping of his head threw Kiba off balance and he bumped into Ino, who bumped into Sakura, who bumped in to Naruto.

(AN: Wow you got to love the Domino Affect)

Naruto leaned forward do to the push and smashed his lips against Hinata's lips, while she fell of the chair with Naruto on top of her.

Naruto and Hinata were both wide eyed, but none seemed to move.

Hinata was staring straight into Naruto's blue eyes. Naruto-kun is kissing me. I can't believe it, he is actually kissing me. And with that Hinata wrapped her hands around his neck and head and kissed him.

Naruto was trying to get off of her, but a part of him didn't want to. Hinata-chan has such soft lips. No I can't she will only be hated by everyone if she is with me, they would kill her. Besides it was an accident I know she'll. WHAT THE FUCK Hinata-chan is kissing me back, but it feels so good, maybe.

Everyone in class saw the commotion and were now watching Hinata and Naruto continue kissing on the ground.

Ino and Sakura had similar thoughts. Damn, lucky Hinata kissing the boy she wants, but that should be me and Sasuke-kun. As they both were entranced by the kiss that was happening in front of them.

Kiba couldn't believe what he was seeing. Oh my god Hinata is devouring him. Man, I ruined my chances. I guess I am going to have to find someone else, but don't think it is over between you and me Naruto. As Kiba angrily went to his chair and sat down.

Everyone either were surprised, thought it was too troublesome, eating, or just watching.

Then Naruto began to kiss her back, which surprised Hinata, but she continued.

Though as soon as Naruto kissed her back, it quickly ended. No, if Hinata knew what I was she wouldn't be doing this, but even if I didn't have Kyuubi I am just a street rat, while she is a princess.

(AN: If you are wondering why I had Naruto kiss her back was because Naruto has never experienced any form of affection so the kiss was more out of curiosity.)

Naruto stood up and helped Hinata up never leaving each others line of vision. He could see that she didn't want the kiss to stop, so he did the only thing he knew would stop this situation…he 'fainted'.

Hinata was shocked as well as the rest of the class. As one of the students in her class spoke. "Wait a minute, why did he faint? Aren't you supposed to be the one that faints Hinata?"

Everybody either nodded in agreement or just didn't know what to do.

Hinata got on her knees and checked Naruto. It seems like he is just exhausted better let him rest.

Naruto just hoped Iruka would save him any second now and 'wake' him up from this state.

As if Kami herself was listening to Naruto his prayer was answered and in came in Iruka.

"Good morning class I see that everyone is…" As he looked at Naruto on the ground. "Oh Kami what the heck happened to Naruto?" As he ran towards Naruto who he considered as his little brother.

Once checking him he was brought up to date about how this all happened.

Hinata blushed, but soon realized Naruto was actually pushed on top of her. So he didn't kiss me intentionally, but I felt him kiss me back when we were on the ground.

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Naruto was finally awake from his fainting and was sent to the Hokage's office where the Hokage checked his seal and everything just to make sure he was okay.

Naruto knowing he had to act like an idiot put on his 'happy façade' mask on. "Neh, Old man I need to go back and pass the test now or else I won't get a chance too."

The Third Hokage looked at Naruto and figured he was alright. It must have been due to the fact that he has never had affection thrown to him like that especially a girl his age.

"Yes, your ok to go now Naruto. Good luck on your exam." As the old man smiled at him and ruffled Naruto's hair.

Naruto wasn't going to admit it, but he liked it when the old man did that. "Thanks, old man I'll see you later."

"Bye Naruto, stop by soon." As the Third waved goodbye at Naruto. Just like your father Naruto and yet your mother's attitude and stubbornness.

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As Naruto began to run towards the academy he accidentally bumped into someone.

Fearing that the person was going to call him a demon and yell for 'help' against this hell spawn Naruto started to spout out millions of apologies.

"Naruto, it's okay." The person said.

Naruto looked up to see who had spoken to him and to his surprise it was his sensei.

"Sorry, Mizuki-sensei. I should really watch where I am going, huh." Naruto said already knowing the answer.

"Yeah, I guess, but that is not important right now Naruto." As he smiled to Naruto.

Naruto always felt uneasy around Mizuki-sensei, but he didn't know why. Mizuki-sensei is such a nice person. If I didn't know Hinata-chan, the old man, and Iruka, then he would be the nicest person I know.

"Okay, sensei what do you need to tell me? Naruto looked at him impatiently.

Mizuki looked at Naruto. "It is about the Genin exams."

Hearing this Naruto had to do is roll and act like the 'idiot he was'. "Really what about them sensei, am I eliminated? Was I to late?" Naruto looking somewhat crestfallen.

Mizuki pretending to care smiled at Naruto. "Of course not. Iruka told me to give you the new exam that we have just developed."

Naruto not buying this shit decided to play along. "New exam? As long as I don't have to do Bunshin no jutsu then ok."

Mizuki smiled even wider. "No, Naruto all you have to do is steal the Forbidden Scroll of sealing that is in the Hokage tower without letting anyone see you and bring it to me at a shack outside the village three miles west of here. Can you handle it?"

Naruto simply smiled and yelled. 'NO PROBLEM MIZUKI-SENSEI I WON'T LET YOU DOWN."

"I know you won't Naruto and your test begins NOW!!! As Mizuki watched Naruto run off. Because if you do I will have to kill you sooner then I have too.

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Authors Note: Hey I hope you have enjoyed that I want to try to make it as different as possible from the real thing. I hope you readers and authors liked it. I look forward to reviews and please flame me lightly if you have to flame me. REVIEW please.

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