"I'm tired of this" Harry said one morning at breakfast. "Tired of what?" Ron asked him
"Tired of everybody trying to catch Voldemort. I mean – he seems like a really nice guy! I'm gonna try and be friends with him!"
Harry got up from the table, got his stuff from his dormitory, and left Hogwarts. It's as simple as that. He knew where Voldemort was – everybody did. He was living at the Riddle House. Harry flung out his right hand and the Knight Bus appeared.
"Where to?" asked Stan Shunpike
"The Riddle House." Harry replied
"What?" said Stan, "But that's where Voldemort is!"
"I know," Harry said, "I'm going over to be his friend! And I'm bringing him these lovely flowers. See?"
"Have you lost your marbles?" Stan said
"No sir, they're in my trunk. D'you want me to show them to you?"
"Uh, no. That's okay, just pay me."
"How much?"
"11 sickles"
"I want to buy a Pygmy Puff with some of this money, so how about I give you 4 sickles!" Harry said,
"4! That's outrageous! Pay me properly or we're not driving you."
"How do I pay you properly? Do I go down on one knee or something?" Harry asked
"Ok" Stan said, "I can tell that you have some serious problems, so I'm just going to accept these 4 sickles and take you straight to St. Mungo's."
"OK, I'll visit St. Mungo's." Harry agreed, "But you have to take me straight to the Riddle House after that."
"That'll be up to the Healers. Now get in"
The bus was filled with chairs. Harry walked to the back of the bus and tapped a man on the shoulder. "Excuse me." He said.
"What?" asked the man
"I want to sit here. Go sit somewhere else please." Harry requested,
"Sorry lad but I was here first." The man replied
"But I need to sit here. I'm going to get mad at you!" Harry warned
The man ignored him and started reading the paper. Harry threw himself onto the floor and started pounding the ground with his fists, having a huge tantrum. He screamed and kicked and cried. The man stared in shock. He hastily got out of the chair and ran to the farthest seat away as possible. At this Harry got up from the ground and stopped the tantrum. He smiled at the man and politely said "Thank you!"
