Part One: Quigley and Fiona Fall off Cliffs

The Baudelaires, Quagmires, and Fiona were having a good vacation. They had been mountain climbing, fishing, hiking, and swimming, but now they were on a wilderness camping trip. "Lets set up camp" Violet said.

"No! I want to make a campfire!" Said Fiona

"After we make camp" Said Klaus

"Campfire!" Shrieked Fiona

"Vree" said Sunny, which probably meant, "Let's vote!"

"All in favor of making camp first, say I" Duncan said.

Violet, Klaus, Sunny, Duncan, and Isadora called out "I".

"All in favor of making a campfire first, say I" Isadora said.

"I" said Fiona.

"Sancun" said Sunny, which probably meant "It's 5 to 1"

"I demand a recount!" Said Fiona

Everybody ignored her "Ok guy's lets get out the tents. Fiona and Quigley can put together the orange one for Fiona. Klaus and Isadora can put together the green one for us Baudelaires and Sunny, Duncan, and I will put together this blue one for the Quagmires." Violet said
"Why do I get the smallest tent?" whined Fiona

"Because you're all by yourself." Quigley snapped

"So?"

"Three people need more room than one person!" Quigley yelled at her

"Fiona," Violet explained, "The Quagmires is biggest because they have three big people. Ours is a bit smaller because Sunny doesn't take up much room. Yours is smaller because you get it all to yourself."

"Fine!" said Fiona "Be that way. Nobody has ever cared about me!"

Fiona ran off to pout, but she didn't realize that she was at the edge of a cliff! She tried to balance but couldn't and down she tumbled.

Then Quigley said, "So do I get her tent?"

"No" said Violet, "You'll share with your siblings"

"That's not fair!" Quigley whined and he too ran off to pout. Then he too came to the edge of a cliff, and he too tried to balance but couldn't. Down he fell!

Part Two: Violet and Klaus jump off cliffs

Out of the blue, Violet (who was secretly in love with Quigley) and Klaus (Who was secretly in love with Fiona) started to cry. They thought that their lives wouldn't be good anymore without Fiona and Quigley, so they ran to the cliff, and jumped off.

"Die?" Sunny asked in horror, which meant, "Did they just commit suicide?"

Part 3: Duncan and Isadora jump off cliffs

But nobody answered Sunny because Duncan (Who was secretly in love with Violet) and Isadora (Who was secretly in love with Klaus) were crying. They too, decided to commit suicide and jumped off of the cliff.

Part 4: Only Sunny

'Oh well' thought Sunny, 'At least I get the big tent'