Just a little drabble for eatallthecheese. *disclaimers etc*
"Sugar?"
"No."
"Honey?"
"Ugh, no."
"Sweetie-pie?"
"No."
"Doll?"
"Absolutely not!"
"Dear?"
"Good god you sound like my father."
"Lampchop?"
"If you suggest one more food name I'm going to feed you to a walker."
"Pookie? Smoochie?"
"Whatever you say, snookums."
"Okay, those are ridiculous."
"Aha."
"Sugar Mama?"
"Do you want me to shoot you?"
"You'd never shoot me."
"Not intentionally, Officer."
"You are so hard to please, darlin'."
