Hogwarts

"Harry! Wait up!"

Harry Potter turned to see one of his best friends, Hermione Granger, running up to him.

"Hermi! What's happening?" Harry held up his hand for her to high-five.

Hermione smashed a pumpkin pasty into his hand.

As Harry wiped his hand off in Cho Chang's dark hair, Hermione grabbed the cuff of his shirt and held him up like a bully would do to a nerd. "Harry! Did you know that Hogwarts is nearly destroyed?!"

Harry looked around him. The castle was completely in ruins from the recent battle with Voldemort. "Um... no," he said truthfully. "I just noticed now. Thanks, Hermi!" Harry pulled away and started skipping off, whistling Taylor Swift's '22'.

"Harry!" Hermione apparated in front of him. "You didn't let me finish!"

"I never do," Harry responed, trying to ge around her. "Why should now be any different?"

Hermione, or Hermi, as Harry calls her, groaned. "We're all being transfered to some trashy-American summer camp so the school can be repaired!"

"Which camp?" Ron Weasly asked, shoving Doritos (spicy, nothing else is epic enough for him) into his mouth.

"Some Nargle-infested camp," Luna Lovegood said dreamily. "I love Nargles! And Doritos!" She snatched up Ron's bag and started feeding the chips to her imaginary 'Nargles'.

"Just tell us the name of the bloody camp!" George Weasly demanded.

"Fine!" Hermione said in frustration, throwing her arms up in the air. "Camp bloody Halfblood! Happy?"

"Aw, I'm a pureblood!" Ron and Harry whined.

Camp Halfblood, the next day

Annabeth Chase finally had Percy Jackson pinned to the ground.

"No! No! NOOOO!" he screamed.

"I'm sorry, Percy, but they're coming, whether you like it or not," Annabeth said firmly, putting her hands on her hips.

"No! Not..." he gulped, "my parents!"

"Sally and Paul are nice, Percy! Chillax!" Annabeth glared at her boyfriend.

"But my mom's sooo nosy!" Percy shrieked.

"Hello Percy!" Sally Jackson and Paul Blofis said, coming into Percy's cabin.

"Aww," Percy groaned.

That night, at dinner, Chiron made an announcment.

"We are repainting the Big House!" He said.

All of a sudden, Paul jumped up. "The British are coming! The British are coming!" He screamed.

"Sit down, Paul Reviere!" Screamed Kat, a daughter of Nemesis.

"It's Blofis!" Paul screamed at her.

"Oh, that too," Chiron said thoughtfully.

Isabelle, or Izzy, as she liked to be called, a daughter of Hecate, screamed, "paint the Big House purple!"

"I like that decision," Dionysis said, nodding. "Purple it is!"

Annabeth, always one to stay on topic (the boring square) piped up, "how come the British are coming?" She asked.

"Oh, just some stupid wizards are staying here while their school is being repaired," Chiron said dismissively.

"Oh, cool!" Becca, a daughter of Apollo, exclaimed. "I like magic!"

"Like this!" Izzy said, causing Becca's burger to grow legs and run away.

The eleven-year-old blonde made a face at Izzy and chased after her dinner, screaming: "Wait up!"

"When will they be here?" Nico DiAngelo asked, standing up. "I want to give them a surprise!"

Everyone stared at the son of Hades.

"Tomorrow, dumbell," Katie Gardner said, rolling her eyes.

Nico frowned. "How do you know that?" he asked.

"Chiron's pinning up a sign that says, 'Tomorrow We Will be Meeting Foreign Wizards'," Katie explained.

Camp Halfblood's border, the next morning

Neville Longbottom yanked Luna away from where she was trying to feed Tostitos to the mini dragon wrapped around a pine tree.

"It likes them," she said, smiling.

"Uh huh, sure," muttered Neville.

"Is that a Hungarian Horntail?" Harry questioned.

"No, it's surely a Norwegian Ridgeback," Ron said.

"Actually, it's a Greek," said a girl with curly red hair and green eyes, coming up to the group of witches and wizards. "His name is Ladon." She fed him some red berries.

"Are you another Weasley?" Ginny Weasley asked, sucking in a breath.

The girl smiled. "My name is Rachel Elizabeth Dare," she announced. "And I'm the Oracle! Chiron told me you all would be coming. Come on in!"

The Hogwartians followed Rachel passed the border. They gasped upon seeing the camp.

"Bloody heck," Ron said.

Then Severus Snape and Fred Weasly walked up.

"Guess what? We're bloody alive!" Fred said, grinning.

"That was my doing," a brunette boy about fifteen said as he followed them. "They said they were friends of yours. I also brought back another man, one who said his best friend was Harry Potter."

"Who?" Harry asked eagerly.

"Tom Riddle."

"Aw, man!" Cho Chang grumbled.

Tartarus, around the same time

"I've never felt more alive!" Tom Marvalo Riddle cackled.

"That's because you're alive, dumbutt," Kronos said, rolling his eyes.

Tom was back to normal, with dark hair, blue eyes, and an actual nose. "And I'm smexy again!" He exclaimed, posing like some gay supermodel.

"Now that I'm finally whole again," Kronos said, like Tom hadn't even spoken, "I can take over Camp Halfblood!"

"What about the Hogwartians at Camp?" Tom inquired.

Kronos sighed. "We'll call it Camp Hogblood for now," he said.

Camp Hogblood

After the wizards tied Nico to the mast of the docked Argo II, they were introduced to the demigods.

Katie Bell and Katie Gardener became BFFs.

Percy Weasley and Percy Jackson did not.

The Weasely twins and the Stoll twins began pranking other people.

And as it turns out, all of the wizards were demigods, too! The Weasleys, Hermione, and Harry had all been claimed. The Weasleys were claimed by Apollo, Hermione by Athena, and Harry by Demeter.

Harry didn't get his parent until Severus explained it to him. "Your mother's name was Lily, like a flower, and your dad's last name was Pot-ter."

The demigods were not wizards, so that made them pretty ticked.

"It's unfair!" Connor and Travis Stoll complained. "They have so much more power than we do!"

"But we don't know how to fight with swords," Fred and George Weasley pointed out.

Dinner

"Yay! Food time!" Harry said, grinning.

The demigods began sacrificing some of their food to the gods.

Harry fell to his knees. "NOOOOOO!" He wailed.

"It's tradition-" Piper McLean began.

"Your traditions stink!" Harry screamed, tears rolling down his face.

Piper sighed. "You like this idea," she said, lacing her voice with charmspeak.

Harry's eyes glazed over. "I actually like this idea," he echoed.

Piper grinned. "You are stupid."

"I am stupid," Harry said.

"Yes, you are," Annabeth and Hermione, already best friends, said in unison as they walked by.

"Does anyone care that Voldemort is back?" Neville wondered out loud.

And no, Neville, no one but you does. Hey peeps! I'm Kat, Izzy is my BFF IzzyPJAC, and Becca is my sister. Thi chapter's mine, 2 will be Izzy's, and 3 will be Becca's. Then the cyvce repeats. I've written 4 other stories. Look them up! Thanks- Kat.