THE COMMON JOKE

"Fred! Fred!" George called. He wanted to share with him the latest joke he had read.

Fred, who was upstairs, called down. He couldn't hear George shouting his name as he himself was shouting George's name. Pissed off that his twin hadn't heard him, Fred raced down the stairs. Pissed off that Fred didn't hear him, George raced up the stairs.

BAM. They collided.

"Hey!" said both the twins together.

"Didn't you hear me shouting for you?" asked George, to Fred.

"Didn't you hear me shouting for you?" asked Fred, to George.

"WHAT? I was calling for you! I wanted to share the latest joke I've read!" George said.

"HEY! I wanted to share a joke with you too!" Fred said.

"PERSONAL THOUGHTS!" they both shouted and started laughing.

"Well, go on. Tell me the joke, will you?" said George.

"You say" said Fred.

"You say!"

"You say!"

"Merlin's beard! Fine. I will" said George.

"Well, u see, I read this joke only now. There was this muggle boy called Gummy who chewed gum. Some ruddy muggle thing. And one day-

"Hang on there a second. Wasn't this joke in one of the newspapers of this week?"

"Well, it was. But- DID U READ THE SAME JOKE I WAS ABOUT TO TELL?" asked George.

"Yeah! And I read it too. God. We were both about to tell the same joke. Why did you read it?" asked Fred.

"Well? It is common right? The Daily prophet's read by everyone!" replied George.

"I wanted to tell it. Why did you read?" asked Fred.

"Why did you read, huh?" said George.

"WHY DID YOU READ?"

"WHY DID YOU READ?"

"Hey!"

Fred and George started rolling on the floor punching into the air.

Molly had to take them off each other and gave them a punishment.

"At least she didn't make us cook!" Fred remarked as Molly went into the kitchen.