Damnit Roy!

ch:1 the The new car

"Alright, Roy don't even so much as get a scratch on my car! I'll be back in an hour okay?" Hayden the older 14 year old asked

"Yes sir!"The younger boy 12 year old boy answered

"At ease!"

"Ok yeah you can count on me sir!"

"Alright I'll be back in an hour remember!"

"Don't sweat it."

Hayden got into the car full of teens in his driveway and went to his "meeting".

"Finally I'll just take it for a spin."

Roy tries to unlock the door only to scratch it with his key.

"SHIT!"

He tries again and makes another scratch and another and another.

"Oh man he is gonna kill me!....Wait! I have some paint in the garage!"

Roy runs in and grabs paint and quickly starts paintinng the car making a huge mess.

"Uh-oh, the car is blue this paint is red."

"I'll take it to Terrance he'll know what to do!"

Roy attempts to open the door only to brake it off

"SON OF A BITCH!"

"I NEED SUPER GLUE QUICK!"

Roy starts rubbing glue on the door and puts it back on the car, only to have it fall right back off.

"DAMN!"

He throws a fit and kicks the headlight breaking it.

"WHY!"

A kid accidentally throws a baseball through the passenger window.

"Sorry mister."

"I'll make you sorry!"

Roy chases the boy only to find he has an 18 year old brother with a mustache.

"For the love of -"

Roy is cut off by a fist to the face.

"Ow."

Roy gets on his feet he had passed out it was 7:23 pm Hayden would be home in 15 minutes.

"Shit I something to cover the car with....Ah hah! that'll do nicely!"

Roy gets a boat cover and covers the car.

15 minutes later

Hayden walks out of the car and waves at his friends.

"Seeya! Now were is Roy?"

"I'm over here!"

"Oh did you screw up my car?"

"No then why is it covered up?"

"So it wouldn't get cold."

Hayden puuls out a pistol and holds it to Roy's throat.

"I've had a long night Roy don't fuck with me!"

"OK!"

He pulls the cover off and starts running.

"DAMNIT ROY!!!!!!!"

Hayden shoots Roy in the ass.