Deadpool laid on his sofa, scratching his crotch with a pistol and reading a newspaper upside down and the TV was on. "Maaaan! I'm so BOOAAAARD!"
"I know! This is so lame!" One of his voices said
"I guess people don't need a mercenary nowadays" The other said.
"Like hell they do! No one is calling me!" Deadpool looked up at the Tv. Dragon Ball Z was on. Cell was announcing his Cell games. "That's it!"
"You wanna be a creepy bug guy?"
"Yes! I mean no!" Deadpool stood up on his desk "i shall open: THE DEADPOOL GAMES!"
"I'm in your head, and I don't even know what you mean"
"I MEAN. I'll find people to fight me, kick their a**es, and PROVE how awesome I am!" Deadpool said "Now! TO THE COMPUTER!" Deadpool ran to his computer and began to type"
"And, just what are you doing?"
"Making inventions, of course!" Deadpool looked at the reader "Just follow me on this! Trust me, it will be AWESOME!"
"Oh! Invite that Cell guy! It would be awesome!"
"Great Idea!" Deadpool continued to type.
"How the hell do you expect to get all these people?"
"I know a guy" Deadpool pulls out a phone and dials a number "Yo, Ender!"
"What is it Wade?" Ender asked "I'm in the middle of writing a death battle"
"Yeah, about that. We SERIOUSLY need to talk about the way you made me talk! It was SOOO lame!"
"I was just starting! Cut me some slack!"
"Anyway, that's not what I wanted to talk to you about. I wanted you to let me get a hold of some characters!"
"What are you talking about?"
"I am announcing THE DEADPOOL GAMES!"
"..."
"What?"
"Fine, just DON'T destroy all of reality...again"
"No promises!" Deadpool hung up. "Hold on to your butts, reader! This is going to be awesome!"
