Note: I'm gonna be using the western names for the three we all know so:

Vega/Claw

Bison/Dictator

Balrog/Boxer

Also this work is OOC AF so dont yell at me about correctness of everyone's personalities,timelines.

I'm not a serious writer! This is all for fun!

- Balrog's Ice Cream Shop-


It was a wonderful and nice breezy day to start evil duties in the Shadowloo office. , the dictator of this ~evil~ corporation, has began to start project "Kill the interpol girl and her friends." Well, he already took out two, so I don't know why the project barely started...anyways, his trusty S-rank assassin, Vega, has began on hunting the rest of those "hadouken losers". But Balrog was no-where to be found.

"Where's Balrog?" Bison asked.

The ex-bull fighter turned around and cocked his head, "I'm right here..what are you talking about?"

"N-no! You idiot! Where's that damn boxer!" Bison yelled in annoyance.

"We..we gave up bubbles awhile ago!" Vega choked as he began to form tears.

"NO! WHERE'S BISON! THAT KIND OF BOXER!" Bison screamed at the fighter.

"Oh! You should have just said Balrog, Boss! didn't know you were a boxer!" Vega smiled.

"Oh my lord, please don't let me choke this idiot." Bison murmured.

Vega looked around, "He was in Thailand like last week, but that was the last signal."

The big screen then began to blink big white letters of a call incoming.

"That must be him!" Vega announced in disgust.

Bison grumbled a little bit as he opened the call, shocked to see that Balrog was smiling like he pissed in Bison's cereal. Vega gasped transistining into a growl as he was hoping that Balrog would die or something.

"Balrog! Where have you been!?" Bison amplified his demanding question. The boxer started to laugh while he was opening a door.

"I have been living my dream! I'm done fighting for you Bison!" Balrog laughed as he put on his apron and hat. "I am opening an ice cream shop! You should come down enjoy a nice cold treat! Ahahahahah!"

Bison gritted his teeth as he severly punched Vega in the face out of anger that one of his best henchmen, is leaving.

"Balrog! What about the project!?" Vega yelled as he staggered and trying to balance himself.

Balrog stopped laughing for a moment and got closer to the webcam where he was streaming the call, basically mocking Vega's pondering question.

"T-the project? You wanna know about the project?" Smiled Balrog, mimicking Vega's worried tone. "It's off! I destroyed the files! Ahahaah!"

Bison and Vega both gasped in sudden realization.

"Balrog! You fool! I have a copy of the files as well!" Bison shot back as he threw Vega in anger. The Spanish fighter screamed for his life as he landed on the ground.

"Pl-please no more.." He weakly mumbled as he just laid there.

"Hmm? I like a smart thinking man! But you forgot that I have the blueprints!" announced Balrog, holding up three blue sheets with white writing on them.

Gasping in horror once more, Bison took off his hat.

"Oh by the way, thanks for the fight money. Your dolls did a wonderful job keeping the safe..you know..SAFE! AHAHAHAAHAH!" Balrog cried while he laughed, trying to hold all the laughter in at once.

"You stole the money we got from Bison's mother?!" Vega screamed in anger.

"Oh just you know..1 million of it.." Balrog snorted while he fell down to laugh.

The dictator was frightfully quiet, only to scrap parts from his metal chair from anger and a grudge. People can mess with him all they want but nobody messes with his mother.

"Balrog... You keep that money, but when I see you, I will kill you." Bison said as he looked up.

"Let me do it! I wanna crush his tiny head and slash his back so that it will leak the delicious red humane wine called-" Vega dreamed as his little psychotic mind was at work again.

"Vega, is now the best time?" Bison rhetorically asked.

"But I wanna do it!" Vega pleaded.

"No" Bison said.

"See you around Bison! My employee is calling me!" Balrog laughed as a French emo walked up to him in a white and pink striped uniform, looking depressed and sleep-deprived.

"Hey boss, where does these boxes go?" He asked as he was carrying one.

"Remy?!" Vega exclaimed as Remy noticed the camera which had Vega on it.

"Vega..? nOOOO!" Remy screeched like a dinosaur, running from the Boxer.

"I shall kill you later!" Vega yelled.

"O-ok..anyways. I'm opening in 5 minutes so shall see you shadowlosers around; ahshsshshshshzjejisuxfi" Balrog laughed, disconnecting the call.

"Boss! What are we gonna do ?!" Vega screamed in horror.

Bison looked at him and just plainly laughed, "Simple, we are gonna kill Balrog and take over that shop to earn my 1 million dollars stolen from me."

Vega licked his lips, "I like the sound of that~"


USA, 12:59 PM


Balrog stepped outside to throw some boxes away till he saw Cammy white, the ex-shadoloo doll.

"Balrog?! Is this for real?" She muttered. She began walk near the place when Balrog stopped her.

"Hey! This ain't opening yet, not until a few more seconds!" He defended.

"So this is what that shadocrew has been doing for a year? Opening up Ice cream shops in public view to lure people in? How have times really fallen for that old cheap bastard?" She scoffed.

Balrog looked at her funny and laughed, "Ahaha! Classic Cammy! I left Bison and his petty little ballet school! Since he was turning his attention to nothing more than the dolls and vega, I left and made sure to have him noticed my ice cream shop blooming!" He snorted a little while laughing, "With the help of his mother's fund! Ahaahaahahaahah!"

Cammy's were shot wide, she then slapped him in the face. "Balrog you dense twit! Do you realized whose money that was from?! Oh my god, and you even CALLED HIM! Balrog, you don't understand, when Bison is anger. He is not only anger at the problem and the situation. He is angry at EVERYTHING. He will do ANYTHING in his will power to take you out and the people in that shop!"

The boxer just stared at her and just went "pfffft", "You really think I'm gonna believe an ex-doll who escaped? Face it Cammy! I'm gonna be living the dream!"

"Balrog..you are gonna learn." Cammy shook her head as she walked away.

Balrog kept laughing until he realized it was already 1:08 pm. He then opened the door of the shop.

"We are now officially in business!" Balrog shouted. His employees cheered.

People began to walk in, imculding some familiar faces such as: Rufus, Elena, Pullum, Sakura and Sean, Jotaro Kujo and even my 5th grade math teacher.

Elena walked up the counter to order.

"So. What can I get for you?" Remy asked as he blankly stared into Elena's eyes.

"Hello friend! We meet again!" Elena giggled.

"I'm not your friend, now, what do you want to order?" Remy asked again.

"Well, I would like a strawberry cone with chocolate sauce all over it!" Elena asked.

Remy just looked at her with disgust in his eye, "Sounds god-awful but alright. Next."

As Elena left, Rose came up to the counter.

"Hello, I would like one scoop of plum rum with a little dash of nuts on the side. Also do you toast waffle cones?" She asked.

Remy sighed as it was gonna be "one of those days".

"We don't serve alcohol ice cream m'aam." Remy announced. "Especially not on a Sunday, we would lose our license."

"Alright then I will have vanilla with a dash of nuts." She fixed her order.

"Gross. Gross and grosser. Next." He muttered.

Guile then came up to the counter.

"Hmm, it's you.." He said in suspicion.

Remy mocked his tone, "Yes, its me~~ what do you want?"

He looked at the menu, "I will take a cotton candy special."

"Hm wow. Gross." Remy reacted.

"So how have you been?" Guile asked.

"Well, I have been huffing paint behind the mini mart down the street. I think I'm officially losing my hearing. My cat died. Some random fighter wants to kill me and Alex came up to me one day and said; "Do you like my cone? Get it? Cone? I'm talking about my penis." Remy explained but he could finish the last words, Balrog stopped him.

"Hey hey! Remy let's not make this an uncomfortable environment!"Balrog nervously laughed.

Guile strangely looked to see that Balrog was running the place, "What the hell are you doing here?"

Balrog looked up to see Guile. "Aw shit.."


Oh no Guile is here! And what does Vega and Remy have beef with?

Find out next time!