Root and Foaly Fashion

"Ik!" Said root, "You have such fashion problems!"

"Well look at you!" Foaly gasped, "At least I don't wear green top hats!"

"At least I don't wear orange boxers on my head with Barbie printed all over them!"

"At least I don't wear black Wellington boots with elephants all over them!"

"Well!" Yelled Root, "At least I don't wear orange sunglasses around my ankles!"

"Oh yeah!" Boomed Foaly; "At least I don't wear a pink bikini over dungarees!"

"Hmmm, I guess you're right." Said Root. Just then Artemis came in.

"Hello, do you like ma…dress?" He simpered.

"Ooh!" Foaly and Root said, "Silky…" They began stroking it dreamily.