Root and Foaly Fashion
"Ik!" Said root, "You have such fashion problems!"
"Well look at you!" Foaly gasped, "At least I don't wear green top hats!"
"At least I don't wear orange boxers on my head with Barbie printed all over them!"
"At least I don't wear black Wellington boots with elephants all over them!"
"Well!" Yelled Root, "At least I don't wear orange sunglasses around my ankles!"
"Oh yeah!" Boomed Foaly; "At least I don't wear a pink bikini over dungarees!"
"Hmmm, I guess you're right." Said Root. Just then Artemis came in.
"Hello, do you like ma…dress?" He simpered.
"Ooh!" Foaly and Root said, "Silky…" They began stroking it dreamily.
