A/N: Hello! I know it's been a long while since I've written anything and for that I have no excuse! But I hope you will take this compilation of 50 snippets from our favorite gender-bended couple that I so humbly offer as restitution. I decided to delete that request series as I didn't get enough requests to fill up each slot and I lost inspiration. Disclaimer: I do not own any copyrighted or franchised entities that may be contained herein nor do I make any money off of these FanFictions! They are purely fictional stories for sport and entertainment from a long-time fan to an even larger fanbase. Anyhow, enjoy as always! Please read, review, follow, and fave if you are inclined and kind enough to do so! Much love!
Note that this a gender-bended BBRAE comp. Reese is the real name of the gender-bended Beast Boy and Daniel, the gender-bended Raven. Please refer back to one of my previous stories called "The Gender Bent Chronicles" for more info on the kids/backstory as this series is based on that alternate universe. This information would be located in the last chapter but you do not at all have to read that story to understand these snippets! However, please feel free to read it all! ;)
50 Snippets
By CeruleanLover
1. First Trimester
"Ummm..."
Reese snapped her head up from the hole she had began to rip up from the carpet.
"Reese, sweetie, you can't..."
He started before she bared her teeth at him on a low hiss.
"Nevermind."
2. Clueless
They both stared up at the ceiling in fascination.
"How the hell-?"
"I dunno."
They watched their little Emma hang from the light fixture, giggling as she rocked back and forth.
It was his turn to ask. "How are we going to get-?"
"I dunno."
"Crap."
3. Potty Mouth
Reese stared in abject horror as two-year old Michael screamed "fuck" over and over in garbled toddler talk.
4. Naturally
"Babe?"
"Hmm?"
"You know what?"
"What?"
"I'm craving some salted pistachios. Ooo and maybe some strawberry Poptarts. Think a 7-11 or somewhere is open this late?"
"Are you pregnant?"
"Yup."
"Naturally."
5. Baby
She had always said that no matter what, she would always be his little girl, but as Opal walked down the aisle, he knew that she was no longer his baby.
6. Dirty Talk
Reese studied him intensely as he read his novel under the light of the lamp, with his glasses perched just on the tip of his nose. The TV was on, turned to Atlanta Housewives, her favorite show, but she wasn't watching it.
"Is there something the matter, Reese?"
He flipped another crisp page.
"The kids are gone."
"They are."
"Let's make another one."
"You have got to work on your delivery, my love."
But his book lay bookmarked on the night table beside him, glasses neatly folded, under the light of the lamp.
7. Damn
They couldn't believe just how many kids their two teammates had managed to have.
8. Prank
"Phoenix, Jettson, and Ryder Roth! Get your butts in this bedroom two minutes ago!"
9. Olhos
"Who knew he'd come out with red eyes?"
Cyborg mumbled as she stared down at the newborn named Ryder.
10. Debate
His wife pouted. "But whyyyy?"
"Reese, we are not naming our child after a TV show character!"
11. Diaper
"Oh hell no! Daniel, it's your turn to deal with your son! Come get Michael!"
"Why is he only my son all of the sudden?"
"He stinks! Oh my God! What are you doing? Come get him!"
12. Detention Part One
"Since this is Grey's first offense, I'll only be giving her after school detention, from 2:30 to 3:45, for the remainder of the week."
The chubby, balding man leaned back in his chair with a pensive look, lips pursed and fingers locked. He propped his arms up on the arms of the chair.
13. Birds, Bees and things between
"Mommy?"
She finished plaiting Phoenix's hair for school. "Yes sweetie?"
A curious pair of brown eyes stared back at her through the mirror.
"You know how you have baby Ryder in your belly?"
Reese tied a bow to the end of the braid, humming," Mmmmhmmm. What about it, kitty?"
"Well, where do babies come from?"
There was a pregnant pause. "Well, baby, you see... Ummm... Daniel!"
14. Art
Seven pairs of guilty eyes stared back up at him. He crossed his arms, staring them down, which made some fidget and others look away.
Daniel finally spoke," So... Whose idea was it to play in mommy's makeup?"
He tried to keep a straight face as they all hastily pointed grubby, colorful hands towards each other.
"Was it a good idea to do so?"
His militant resolve crumbled as all seven of his kids vehemently shook their dirty faces "no".
15. Detention Part Two
"Now Mr. and Mrs. Roth, I can't say that I've ever seen such a uhhh... display in all my years on this here earth. It was quite refreshing; that kid is one trouble-making punk. But you didn't hear that from me." He chuckled.
"Well, thank you, Mr. Craven. We'll be sure to have a conversation with her about this tonight."
Grey gulped in fear as her mother leveled her with a look.
Craven nodded, "Certainly, Mrs. Roth."
Daniel patted his wife's knee, speaking to the principal, "Of course. Grey will have to learn there are better alternatives than violence and self-justice when dealing with a bully. She has plenty of people she can turn to for help."
"That's greatly appreciated Mr. Roth. We, in no way, condone bullying and we will find a disciplinary solution for the other student as well."
Daniel reached over the small cluttered desk to shake his hand. "Thank you Mr. Craven."
In the car she was still frightfully quiet. He gave a quick glance to his wife as he merged into his right-hand lane. "Now, honey..."
Another quiet look from Reese and he stopped mid-sentence, shooting his daughter a guilty, sheepish ghost of a smile through the rearview mirror. Grey gulped again.
Hope you enjoyed and dont forget to keep me on the lookout! I started with 15 snips just to see the reception! Thanks!
Remember: smile and let the world see your joy and she will smile back... Eventually! ;) ~ CeruleanLover
